If you won't sell the washing machine, can you buy Tef? He's pining.
Tef will move in with Blake and then we'll film their lives in sitcom format. One's tidy, the other's messy, but they have to get along because they share custody of a washing machine.
You two decide which is tidy and which is messy, but I would suggest Tef be the messy one since they apparently have been without a washing machine for almost a year.
I have it on good authority that Tef is in fact a dog
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If you won't sell the washing machine, can you buy Tef? He's pining.
Tef will move in with Blake and then we'll film their lives in sitcom format. One's tidy, the other's messy, but they have to get along because they share custody of a washing machine.
You two decide which is tidy and which is messy, but I would suggest Tef be the messy one since they apparently have been without a washing machine for almost a year.
I have it on good authority that Tef is in fact a dog
If you won't sell the washing machine, can you buy Tef? He's pining.
Tef will move in with Blake and then we'll film their lives in sitcom format. One's tidy, the other's messy, but they have to get along because they share custody of a washing machine.
You two decide which is tidy and which is messy, but I would suggest Tef be the messy one since they apparently have been without a washing machine for almost a year.
I have it on good authority that Tef is in fact a dog
The problem with that is I would have to live with Blake, and as this thread clearly shows, he is a seasoned dog fucker
If you won't sell the washing machine, can you buy Tef? He's pining.
Tef will move in with Blake and then we'll film their lives in sitcom format. One's tidy, the other's messy, but they have to get along because they share custody of a washing machine.
You two decide which is tidy and which is messy, but I would suggest Tef be the messy one since they apparently have been without a washing machine for almost a year.
I have it on good authority that Tef is in fact a dog
are you sure about that?
Ain’t no rule that says a dog can’t be another animal
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OrcaAlso known as EspressosaurusWrexRegistered Userregular
If you won't sell the washing machine, can you buy Tef? He's pining.
Tef will move in with Blake and then we'll film their lives in sitcom format. One's tidy, the other's messy, but they have to get along because they share custody of a washing machine.
You two decide which is tidy and which is messy, but I would suggest Tef be the messy one since they apparently have been without a washing machine for almost a year.
I have it on good authority that Tef is in fact a dog
are you sure about that?
Ain’t no rule that says a dog can’t be another animal
Sounds like something a dog would say
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Sounds like something a first order sleeper cell killdroid would say
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Honestly the artwork weirdly makes me feel more attached to the washing machine, for what would be largely sentimental reasons.
Imagine that baby growing up and then wanting to know where the washing machine depicted in so many family portraits went… I don’t think I could handle that conversation.
Arguably, all that “helping” did was make it EVEN HARDER to sell the fucking washing machine.
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Honestly the artwork weirdly makes me feel more attached to the washing machine, for what would be largely sentimental reasons.
Imagine that baby growing up and then wanting to know where the washing machine depicted in so many family portraits went… I don’t think I could handle that conversation.
Arguably, all that “helping” did was make it EVEN HARDER to sell the fucking washing machine.
So… thanks, Tef, I guess????
So what's the washing machine's name?
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Satans..... hints.....
wait i was still asleep this morning when i posted this i meant our dryer
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We've been here a year and a half so we probably would have stopped worrying by now
Steam // Secret Satan
What is that liquid on
actually, never mind.
I have it on good authority that Tef is in fact a dog
are you sure about that?
The problem with that is I would have to live with Blake, and as this thread clearly shows, he is a seasoned dog fucker
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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Ain’t no rule that says a dog can’t be another animal
Sounds like something a dog would say
Satans..... hints.....
Sounds like something a first order sleeper cell killdroid would say
Imagine that baby growing up and then wanting to know where the washing machine depicted in so many family portraits went… I don’t think I could handle that conversation.
Arguably, all that “helping” did was make it EVEN HARDER to sell the fucking washing machine.
So… thanks, Tef, I guess????
You'd be breaking up a family, you monster
The baby and the washing machine aren’t a two for one deal?
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problem solved
LOL GET FUCKED TEF
The baby goes out with the bathwater not the dishwasherwater.
I'm keeping it, anyway.
It's a washing machine
why wouldn't you wash dishes in it
Omg
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Blake has a washing machine he keeps taunting Tef with
Taunting
For almost a year
Also Tef commissioned a bunch of wonderful washing-machine family art to "help" Blake sell the washing machine
You now have permanent irrevocable permission to give Blake shit about selling his washing machine for all time, thanks Blake!
Also I've fucked up, his name is actually Blade now FYI HTH
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A washing machine has yet to be sold.
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...while simultaneously being a washing machine that cannot be sold without irrevocably breaking a family.
So what's the washing machine's name?
really, it's all about family
And a place to put your boots
Okay fine, selling a washing machine and a dryer.
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