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Exquisite Evolution

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    If you get a chance, I would like a beak please

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Evolution will continue later today!

    The Land Migration Epoch has begun!

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
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    In preparation for their harrowing migration, the… the… those guys have further improved upon their structural integrity.

    Meanwhile the ink-blobs have begun to break the surface to evade predators, and grown elongated fins to glide through the air for extended periods.

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
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    Separate from other clawed blobs, these sidearms have grown a weapon, used more often during mating season amongst themselves than to attack others, though the mere threat of it keeps would-be predators at bay.

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited August 2021
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    These stalwart blobs have left the rock pool, a vast, untamed world awaits them!

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
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    Also this blob is a telephone.

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
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    While both of these species’ ancestors were thought to be extinct, together they have formed what we biologists call a ‘sandvich’, a mutual, symbiotic union that allows them to survive in the increasingly cramp environment of the rock pool.

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited August 2021
    There you have it. Who knows what evolution will bring the blobs in the future, or even if these blobs descendants will even be described as blobs.

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    GR_ZombieGR_Zombie Krillin It Registered User regular
    Can a blob be a Stand user

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited August 2021
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    By utilising an inflatable float bladder, this blob can appear far more intimidating.

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    edited August 2021
    The sandvich needs to move landward too and settles on an aerofoil as the most effective method of traversal
    Firing its gun backwards provides adequate thrust

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited August 2021
    Nature is as surprising as it is beautiful. Here we see the descendant of sandvich, which, having fully subsumed its once symbiotic partner, propels itself onto land.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Is it too early for opposable thumbs?

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Yes, I am indeed opposed to those thumbs

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Good now it can text and play Atari

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Good now it can text and play Atari

    With its natural protruding joystick!!

    It needs a natural protruding joystick

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Shortly following the evolution of the first forehead joystick, the first forehead joystick drift is identified. The population rapidly selects into Left Drift, Right Drift, and The Centered. Political schism ensues.

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Well, I say we’ve peaked. Add to ‘em if you wish, but I’m done.

    I’ll set up another one of these one day. It’s been a peach.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    congratulations everyone on successfully drawing a horse

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Three whole pages and we managed to not add balls or dicks to a single one of these magnificent specimens. A job well done, folks!

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Three whole pages and we managed to not add balls or dicks to a single one of these magnificent specimens. A job well done, folks!

    We did get prehensile nipples though, so I think we might lose some points there.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Three whole pages and we managed to not add balls or dicks to a single one of these magnificent specimens. A job well done, folks!

    We did get prehensile nipples though, so I think we might lose some points there.

    Also, much like a wizard's staff, Joyblob Sadthumbs has a knob on the end

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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