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Bacon: Crunchy or Chewy?

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Chewy
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    The WHO? Bad public communication? Well I NEVER.

    I won't get fooled again

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Crunchy
    I would like to amend my answer

    Sausage links are the superior breakfast meat

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Chewy
    I would like to amend my answer

    Sausage links are the superior breakfast meat

    The glory of a Full English is that you don't have to choose

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Crunchy
    I would like to amend my answer

    Sausage links are the superior breakfast meat

    The glory of a Full English is that you don't have to choose

    I've never gone full English

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Larchew
    I would like to amend my answer

    Sausage links are the superior breakfast meat

    The glory of a Full English is that you don't have to choose

    I've never gone full English

    Its a lot of pork.

    Bacon, sausage. Sometimes also black pudding (though I've seen normal sausage swapped for black pudding).

    So it's usually 2-3 meats.

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Chewy
    I would like to amend my answer

    Sausage links are the superior breakfast meat

    Banger in the mouth up ins

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    Larchew
    Chewy lardons, please.

    Crunchy in strip form.

    Fuck off and die.
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Crispy and chewy learn to cook bacon you peasants

    Very this.

    BLM - ACAB
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    The WHO? Bad public communication? Well I NEVER.

    I won't get fooled again

    Just wait till you meet the new boss.

    BLM - ACAB
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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Chewy
    The Geek wrote: »
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    The WHO? Bad public communication? Well I NEVER.

    I won't get fooled again

    Just wait till you meet the new boss.

    Substantially different to the previous boss, I assume?

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Chewy
    Looks like Rhesus lied

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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Chewy
    The only time I really love crunch bacon is for crumbling into something like, grits or salad as a savory garnish

    Otherwise I like chewy, albeit approaching al dente, for most purposes

    The one time I like really gently cooked bacon is when it's a full rasher and alongside something like an English or Irish breakfast

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Crunchy
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    "Crunchy" bacon is just burnt bacon.

    Stop overcooking your bacon!

    There is an important difference between burnt, crunchy bacon, and well-cooked crispy bacon. Thin bacon can't get a thicker crunch without going too far, but thick bacon can get crunchy without going completely black.

    Make crispy bacon; don't undercook or overcook it.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I go with the Alton method of cooking it in the oven using a wire rack over a baking sheet so it's not soaking in grease the whole time it cooks. I have found that's key to getting that good chewy/crispy balance.

    BLM - ACAB
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    AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    Crunchlar
    I want a little bit of crunch on the edges, and niche and chewy in the middle.

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Chewy
    Looks like Rhesus lied

    Butbutbut... the parting on the left is now parting on the right! There's a new constitution!

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    Fig-DFig-D Tustin, CA, USRegistered User regular
    Crunchlar
    My dad liked to under cook bacon. He threw it in the pan for what seemed like seconds. It was the worst form of chewy with a hint of kinda slimy room temperature fat.

    Mom cooked the hell out of bacon in the microwave using a glass casserole dish lined with paper towels to absorb all the rendered fat. The result was super crispy, but also unquestionably overdone.

    So I choose the baby bear path in life and split the difference. I cook bacon in a pan. Medium high heat, 3 to 4 minutes on one side, 2 to 3 on the other, season with cracked black pepper. I get a bit of crunch that gives way to chew and it makes a fantastic addition to my turkey sandwiches, burgers, and anything else really.

    SteamID - Fig-D :: PSN - Fig-D
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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    edited October 2021
    Crunchy
    Also, don't remove the grease with paper towels.

    I mean, you can, and that's a fine way to clear it up.

    But you can instead pour it into a container and store that in the fridge, and it makes an excellent cooking fat.

    Enlong on
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