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College Football 2022: Welcome to America's Most Absurd Season | Pick 'Em Pg95

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  • PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    I'm visiting fam this weekend, including my MSU supporting brother in law, who likes to trash talk Oregon (even though they've taken 2 of the last 3 head to head against MSU, but whatever)

    I don't even feel like talking trash here, it's just sad. Like speaking ill of the dead at a funeral. Christ

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited November 2021
    So 42-0 is a lead every team but Texas would feel good about

    49-0 might be comfortable even to Texas

    Christ, I expected OSU to get every yard possible, but I also expected MSU to score a bunch too

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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    So has Mel put pen to paper on that big extension yet? Because this is the kind of performance that could scuttle a deal that's only been sealed with a handshake

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  • SiliconStewSiliconStew Registered User regular
    shalmelo wrote: »
    So has Mel put pen to paper on that big extension yet? Because this is the kind of performance that could scuttle a deal that's only been sealed with a handshake

    Mel, can you beat Ohio State?
    First I'll need a contract extension.
    Done.
    And 9.5 million per year for 10 years.
    Al-alright. What's your plan?
    Plan? What plan, I'm set for life.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    shalmelo wrote: »
    So has Mel put pen to paper on that big extension yet? Because this is the kind of performance that could scuttle a deal that's only been sealed with a handshake

    Mel, can you beat Ohio State?
    First I'll need a contract extension.
    Done.
    And 9.5 million per year for 10 years.
    Al-alright. What's your plan?
    Plan? What plan, I'm set for life.

    They don't give a fuck. He's 2-0 against Michigan. He could be 0fer otherwise and they'd pay him like Saban.

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  • PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    Sparty with a stop! The comeback begins!

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Yipes. If Stroud got hurt we'd have a chance?

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited November 2021
    McCord might be every bit as good as Stroud and Ewers might be better than both (though he’s a HS senior who enrolled early so /shrug)

    Also it may not matter, OSU’s offense is just a plug-and-play machine- every #1 QB since JT Barrett plus 1 backup QB has a 6-TD game (Barret x2, Guiton, Haskins, Fields, now Stroud)

    Cardale is the only guy since who started more than 1 game who didn’t do it, but all he did was step in and win a national championship instead…and he got in to beat Michigan after Barrett was injured….Haskins also had to step in for an injured Barrett to beat Michigan as well

    Basically, Michigan has a chance because they have the best player in college who plays a position that can disrupt the rhythm of a system offense and cause turnovers- whoever is QB for OSU doesn’t really matter

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    At this point I'm kind of preparing myself for the inevitable where #1 georgia plays #2 OSU for the title.

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  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    I have never attended a Crosstown Rivalry game at the Coliseum.

    Both UCLA and USC are bad.

    I’m very excited to be here in person to watch Chip Kelly get fired so I can buy a Danger Dog afterwards.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Nirya wrote: »
    I have never attended a Crosstown Rivalry game at the Coliseum.

    Both UCLA and USC are bad.

    I’m very excited to be here in person to watch Chip Kelly get fired so I can buy a Danger Dog afterwards.

    who the heck does ucla hire

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Did not take long to remind us that Scott Frost really needs to fire his ST coach

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Nirya wrote: »
    I have never attended a Crosstown Rivalry game at the Coliseum.

    Both UCLA and USC are bad.

    I’m very excited to be here in person to watch Chip Kelly get fired so I can buy a Danger Dog afterwards.

    who the heck does ucla hire

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Did not take long to remind us that Scott Frost really needs to fire his ST coach


    But is there enough room on the roster for an emotional support monkey

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  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    Did not take long to remind us that Scott Frost really needs to fire his ST coach

    Jokes on you, we don't have one.

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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    When Texas loses next weekend to Kansas State it will make this Texas team the worst team since 1956.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    When Texas loses next weekend to Kansas State it will make this Texas team the worst team since 1956.

    Since my mother was born

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    When Texas loses next weekend to Kansas State it will make this Texas team the worst team since 1956.

    just a little longer than the last time minnesota won a conference title!

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Arkansas is currently whomping themselves in the foot

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Holy shit that throw by Bryce Young

    Holy shit

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular


    …is this promoted tweet that showed up in my feed insulting UCF? That’s a metropolitan University, right? What does metropolitan University even mean?

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    It’s not the metropolitan, it’s the PREEMINENT qualifier

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Also how preeminent can a university that can’t read a compass be

  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    It reads to me more like throwing shade on Miami, who I know from 30 for 30 likes to think of itself as an elite academic institution.

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  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    "preeminence" is evidently some sort of label given out by state policy to florida schools that meet various academic criteria, so that's what they're on about

    I googled it briefly and it seems to be that irritating sort of newspeak that's not so much nefarious as obnoxiously malapropriate

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    it was the smallest on the list but
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  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    also that image looks like a subway ad

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    it was the smallest on the list but
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  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    There's the Martinez int...

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Metchie is a beast

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  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular


    This should have actually been worth 15 points and not been a 15 yard penalty.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Will Anderson is the most electric player in the country, fight me

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular


    …is this promoted tweet that showed up in my feed insulting UCF? That’s a metropolitan University, right? What does metropolitan University even mean?

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  • cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    The thing about Alabama is that they are just not very good/disciplined this year

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    cursedking wrote: »
    The thing about Alabama is that they are just not very good/disciplined this year

    The other thing is Bryce Young and Will Anderson.

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  • cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    Yeah depending on how the year winds up the pieces are all there for next year. Young and Anderson are electric. It’s too bad that Williams is a senior because he’s also amazing.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Anderson is my favorite defensive back in a long while.

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  • cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    I don’t think he’ll get invited, but he absolutely should be in New York this year

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    cursedking wrote: »
    I don’t think he’ll get invited, but he absolutely should be in New York this year

    Absolutely. If a D Back could win the heisman, I'd say give it to him.

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited November 2021
    Nebraska ended that game in very Nebraska fashion

    Hell the whole game was Nebraska as fuck- the difference was Wisconsin’s opening kickoff TD return lol

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  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    Another masterful performance by AM. Overthrowing open receivers and tossing picks into double coverage.

    Just bleeeeeh

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