WHY DO PEOPLE MAKE ALIGNMENT CHARTS WHEN THEY DON'T FUCKING KNOW HOW ALIGNMENT CHARTS WORK
Turkey is the only thanksgiving food everyone agrees should be there, it is the fucking poster boy of thanksgiving, it is the image on all the corporate marketing, it is the most traditional and safest choice, it is the fucking symbol of the holiday.
TURKEY IS THE DEFINITION OF LAWFUL.
The morality of turkey is open for debate, you could argue that any factory farmed meat cannot be considered good, or that it's the only form of protein on the table and it's pretty lean too so it can't be evil, but I will fucking fistfight anyone who thinks TURKEY should be CHAOTIC on a THANKSGIVING ALIGNMENT CHART.
CHAOTIC GOOD: Photo of Perdue-brand turkey, frozen, in factory seal
LAWFUL GOOD: Photo of literally any other brand of turkey, frozen, in factory seal
LAWFUL EVIL: Photo of someone slaughtering a live turkey superimposed over a photo of a family sitting down for Thanksgiving-with-turkey dinner
NEUTRAL EVIL: Screenshot of your character harvesting a wild turkey in Far Cry 5 for parts so you can craft a new ammo belt
CHAOTIC EVIL: Just a plain photo of Turkey, the country
We don't put anything inside the turkey. It just gets deep fried and carved. The stuffing is Stovetop with some customization and the balls are formed from taking a spoonful, roll in panko, and drop into the fryer. Comes out crispy on the outside and savory on the inside. Pair with homemade cranberry sauce.
WHY DO PEOPLE MAKE ALIGNMENT CHARTS WHEN THEY DON'T FUCKING KNOW HOW ALIGNMENT CHARTS WORK
Turkey is the only thanksgiving food everyone agrees should be there, it is the fucking poster boy of thanksgiving, it is the image on all the corporate marketing, it is the most traditional and safest choice, it is the fucking symbol of the holiday.
TURKEY IS THE DEFINITION OF LAWFUL.
The morality of turkey is open for debate, you could argue that any factory farmed meat cannot be considered good, or that it's the only form of protein on the table and it's pretty lean too so it can't be evil, but I will fucking fistfight anyone who thinks TURKEY should be CHAOTIC on a THANKSGIVING ALIGNMENT CHART.
CHAOTIC GOOD: Photo of Perdue-brand turkey, frozen, in factory seal
LAWFUL GOOD: Photo of literally any other brand of turkey, frozen, in factory seal
LAWFUL EVIL: Photo of someone slaughtering a live turkey superimposed over a photo of a family sitting down for Thanksgiving-with-turkey dinner
NEUTRAL EVIL: Screenshot of your character harvesting a wild turkey in Far Cry 5 for parts so you can craft a new ammo belt
CHAOTIC EVIL: Just a plain photo of Turkey, the country
Where does the Tofurkey go on this alignment chart?
I'd have put it chaotic evil, but that's taken.
I know the Asparagus was pages ago, but I still got to ask: Are you all eating white asparagus or green?
Because green is so much better. fry it up with some spice and hmmmmmmmm
also growin it might not be that hard but harvesting it is one of the more backbreaking labors that also requires some skill to do it quickly and cleanly.
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and gravy is obviously chaotic good. You can put it on anything (yes, even that), and it's always an improvement.
Mac and cheese is not a universal Thanksgiving dish
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
TURKEY IS LAWFUL
FUCKING FIGHT ME
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
What about THIS turkey, hashbanana?
So’s ur mum!
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
CHAOTIC GOOD: Photo of Perdue-brand turkey, frozen, in factory seal
LAWFUL GOOD: Photo of literally any other brand of turkey, frozen, in factory seal
LAWFUL EVIL: Photo of someone slaughtering a live turkey superimposed over a photo of a family sitting down for Thanksgiving-with-turkey dinner
NEUTRAL EVIL: Screenshot of your character harvesting a wild turkey in Far Cry 5 for parts so you can craft a new ammo belt
CHAOTIC EVIL: Just a plain photo of Turkey, the country
I prefer to call it fisting.
As in you put fistfuls of stuffing in there.
Where does the Tofurkey go on this alignment chart?
I'd have put it chaotic evil, but that's taken.
Also, where does the turkey flavor spam go?
It's also known for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFgZ0ewcQUo
The puppet really in the video comments about a woman's chest
I could see it tasting not terrible but looking absolutely fucking terrible.
But it's turkey. That's a massive chunk of meat to just "roll the dice, let's see if its bad or not".
Do it properly. Food wastage is bad.
Because green is so much better. fry it up with some spice and hmmmmmmmm
also growin it might not be that hard but harvesting it is one of the more backbreaking labors that also requires some skill to do it quickly and cleanly.
How is it different taste wise from green?
Some argue it shouldn’t be called asparagus at all because of this
(To be clear this is a joke)
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
or merely cute food
But what is that white filling in the bottom right?
I would expect to see fruit and mayo in Taiwan, not as much Japan.
Are that super thick pancakes or some kind of buns in the bottom left? Looks like a nice dessert anyway.
I'm smoking a turkey for the first time. Please send me your thoughts and prayers that I do not screw it up.
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I'm pretty sure that's curry. Which... close to a soup.
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It’s a stew!
Might be cream cheese and pickle. That's a popular finger sandwich for social gatherings in some parts.
They’re grapes! There’s grapes on the tray.
Careful. Smoking is very addictive.
Good luck! Smoking is the best way to cook a turkey, imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mqWF_dIFbQ&t=5s
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