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  • shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    the streaming service I use has the MLS but not the MLS playoffs??

    what the shit

    Classic dealer tactics. Get you hooked, then jack up the price.

  • zepherinzepherin Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    @zepherin i think you posted that in the wrong thread!

    the rapids are good this season, yeah! They're still my beloved shitty rapids and i fully expect them to do something embarrassing in the playoffs but right now i'm hype mode

    Oh shit. That was the wrong thread.

    Tav
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    I don't have to memorize full poems like an English schoolboy forced to learn Casabianca. I'm not part of your SYSTEM

    But they are fun to pull out and quote for toasts, or to make an effortless point in an pointless effort

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
    MrMister
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    A mother is explaining to her ~14 year old son that the united states is not divided by an ocean with the exception of hawaii and a few island territories. He is confident she is wrong and that you cant drive from Massachusetts to Arizona because theres an ocean.

    He is right, just like right about 70 million years ago.

    2alw0d2nvgsu.png

    And 70 years from now

    fuck gendered marketing
    thatassemblyguyAresProphetMsAnthropy
  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Poetry is

    schmoetry

  • VanguardVanguard A wretched country of duskRegistered User, __BANNED USERS regular
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Why does this look like the Nintendo Switch version of Second Life?


    We all knew this was what it was from the beginning

    fuck gendered marketing
    LucedesJebusUDAlexandiershrykecB557knitdanAegisAresProphetMazzyxRhesus PositiveMsAnthropyzepherin
  • LucedesLucedes could happen to you, if you're not careful Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    I have a need

    A need


    For titties

    I’ve already got some, they’re alright, could be larger or smaller really.

  • joshgotrojoshgotro Deviled Egg The Land of REAL CHILIRegistered User regular
    Black postcards by Transtromer

    does it?
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    I have a need

    A need


    For titties

    I don't think we can post those

    Lucedes
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular


    El Ten Eleven's superior coalescence of My Only Swerving

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
    joshgotroLucedes
  • VanguardVanguard A wretched country of duskRegistered User, __BANNED USERS regular
  • JokermanJokerman V.Vaughn, The Vaudeville Vilnian Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    We have secured our Christmas tree!

    Was it on the run?

    It's a noble fir, and well, we're always up for a good holiday game of Aristocracy Hunt.

  • MimMim New Year New MeRegistered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I have a need

    A need


    For titties

    I don't think we can post those

    Yeah i’m cruising twitter right now.

    We stan a problematic fave
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Ah well.

    I'm not going to be Kittycat Games' new Studio Administrator after all.

    I did my best and was a top candidate but someone edged me out it seems. That makes my life a lot easier but i am a bit disappointed in myself. Still, can't always win the job and that's fine.

    At any rate, i have a good job already so it's not like i lose on anything.

    ArchcB557Hahnsoo1GiantGeek2020LucedesshrykecredeikiAiouaMazzyxMrMisterRhesus PositiveMsAnthropy
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Awesome is for the self actualization not for not getting the job

    We need different, more nuanced, reactions

    cB557Hahnsoo1GiantGeek202021stCenturyLucedesshrykeElldrenMazzyxRhesus PositiveMsAnthropy
  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Technical Debt Janitor he/himRegistered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Awesome is for the self actualization not for not getting the job

    We need different, more nuanced, reactions

    :so_raven:

    ArchHahnsoo1LucedesMsAnthropy
  • MimMim New Year New MeRegistered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Awesome is for the self actualization not for not getting the job

    We need different, more nuanced, reactions

    :so_raven:

    This just looks like dots

    We stan a problematic fave
  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Technical Debt Janitor he/himRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Awesome is for the self actualization not for not getting the job

    We need different, more nuanced, reactions

    :so_raven:

    This just looks like dots

    :ar:

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    @Evil Multifarious I’m not sorry

    f5ybzeudt6n3.jpeg
    ka7xi7yzbaki.jpeg

    knitdanArch
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    The official Unity Acquires Weta Digital email I got ends with something like “leveraging blah blah power for the metaverse.”

    PSN: Honkalot
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i started deathloop and somebody is yelling at me through the controller

    i fear this may be terrible

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Wetaverse

    HonkTumincB557Arch
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    i started deathloop and somebody is yelling at me through the controller

    i fear this may be terrible

    You can turn that off (make it come through headphones/speakers)

    PSN: Honkalot
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    "Evil Multifarious" I’m not sorry

    f5ybzeudt6n3.jpeg
    ka7xi7yzbaki.jpeg

    What is going on with your oven handle?

    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Hi simon!

    PSN: Honkalot
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    idk my roommates destroy my kitchen every day

    i just cook while ignoring my surroundings until i can move out

  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Please turn your maple syrup in, we need it to wage war against Christmas

    JebusUD
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Oh. It's just a black towel. Not a giant wad of tape.

    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2021
    Honk wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    i started deathloop and somebody is yelling at me through the controller

    i fear this may be terrible

    You can turn that off (make it come through headphones/speakers)
    but the lady will still be yelling at me

    Elendil on
    Honk
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    hey honk

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I have not seen you for ages, I hope all is swell

    PSN: Honkalot
    Tcheldor
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    (super well)

    PSN: Honkalot
    Lucedes
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited November 2021
    Also there appears to be a branding iron on the right; I can partially make out "ass"

    it's likely "Cutlass", which is French for cut l'ass

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
    JebusUDHonkChanusRhesus Positive
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    my roommates are car guys. both of them are obsessed with old cars. our wifi password includes the word cutlass. there is classic car art on the wall. the dog's name is chevy.

    i hate it here btw

    Hahnsoo1
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    all good here. I moved to a new city to start a new job, and that process has come with its own existential terrors

    but like Mr Brightside, I’ve been doing just fine

    HonkOrganichujoshgotroMrMister
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    (holding with stereotypes- my two women roommates are obsessed with plants, seasonal decor, and anime)

  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Wetaverse
    Second Life but everyone's avatar has to be a Wētā

    Arch
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    So it is creamed corn? You knave?

    This forum is a pit bepopulate with depravities

    Arch
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