amateurhourOne day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered Userregular
For real tho I'm about to either go into a food coma or try to take a shit. I haven't decided which will be more productive, and I didn't even eat that much, but it was all delicious carbs
Also my wife won at Clue to see who got to take home the leftover pie so I am legally entitled to half of it as her husband right?
NYC has brick and mortar bookies now but has yet to allow online betting until I think next year
I guess I should take this opportunity to rip up a punter's ticket and deploy the classic line about mudders while I have the chance
"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
Aw you're a gritty fan? Like the flyers?
Naw lady I've seen like a single stanley cup match while sitting at a bar and thats my entire nhl experience
im here for the memelord
blood for blood lord gritty
Bless your heart.
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
AH did you see who led in Santa at the end of the parade?
It wasn't no Buckeye Bullshit or USC Trojan Trash
It was million dollar university of alabama yee fucking haw band.
AH did you see who led in Santa at the end of the parade?
It wasn't no Buckeye Bullshit or USC Trojan Trash
It was million dollar university of alabama yee fucking haw band.
I remember a time about 20 years ago when USC went like 70ish(?) games undefeated
are YOU on the beer list?
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
in alabama a million dollars is still a lot of money
you could own a town
elect yourself mayor
have a special room at the brothel
a table at the saloon
AH did you see who led in Santa at the end of the parade?
It wasn't no Buckeye Bullshit or USC Trojan Trash
It was million dollar university of alabama yee fucking haw band.
I remember a time about 20 years ago when USC went like 70ish(?) games undefeated
And now they're like 4th best in California behind Fresno St. , San Diego St., and Stanford
Oh how cruel is father time.
Bless your heart.
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
I also have certain difficulties getting up from the toilet but it’s mostly because I’m re-reading Dune while I’m there
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21stCenturyCall me Pixel, or Pix for short![They/Them]Registered Userregular
We are having a low key Thanksgiving this year. It’s just me and Hahnsboo and the cat and bunny. But we know how to be fancy. Meet the centerpiece of our Turkeypocalypse. We are calling it Albuturkey. It’s on a sushi plate, because fancy.
Hahnsoo1 on
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Orphanerivers of redthat run to seaRegistered Userregular
belly full of Thanksgiving hotpot
ice cream and a cold Dr Pepper after
is good
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amateurhourOne day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered Userregular
Hahn my MiL does butter turkeys too! And a turkey cheese ball with pretzel stick tailfeathers
are YOU on the beer list?
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TavIrish Minister for DefenceRegistered Userregular
Rewatching mad men really gets me in a mood to try writing again. I guess I used forum posting as a sort of substitute but now I'm feeling the urge to unilaterally monetize all of you like those /r/showerthoughts coffee table books
a true writer only has muses, rivals, and enemies-into-lovers. Sort yourselves accordingly
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"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Omg everything was so delicious but I'm dead & stuffed now.
If Russia and China and North Korea and Venezuela and all the other antagonist nations from Call of Duty games invaded America right this minute, we would be powerless to stop them.
Blorb.
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I haven't seen any international news in like a month outside something about the Queen so assume WW3 already started
China and Russia have signed a new military cooperation agreement and have been looking for trouble in the South China Sea/Taiwan and Ukraine/Belarus respectively and made some threatening joint movements in the Pacific
fuck gendered marketing
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
Eddy just collect your best posts into a chapbook and sell it at an independent artist stall in the market
I would pick up a copy, skim it, chuckle at a few of your edited quips, and then put it down without buying
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IlpalaJust this guy, y'knowTexasRegistered Userregular
STOP IT THEY ARE NOT REBOOTING THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR
LET MEDIA DIE YOU FUCKS.
FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
Fuck Joe Manchin
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Also my wife won at Clue to see who got to take home the leftover pie so I am legally entitled to half of it as her husband right?
I guess I should take this opportunity to rip up a punter's ticket and deploy the classic line about mudders while I have the chance
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Naw lady I've seen like a single stanley cup match while sitting at a bar and thats my entire nhl experience
im here for the memelord
blood for blood lord gritty
It wasn't no Buckeye Bullshit or USC Trojan Trash
It was million dollar university of alabama yee fucking haw band.
@Jacobkosh @Winky
I remember a time about 20 years ago when USC went like 70ish(?) games undefeated
you could own a town
elect yourself mayor
have a special room at the brothel
a table at the saloon
Addendum: had certain difficulties getting up from the toilet
And now they're like 4th best in California behind Fresno St. , San Diego St., and Stanford
Oh how cruel is father time.
That's me in the video, trying to get all the trophies.
Check out my site, the Bismuth Heart | My Twitter
We are having a low key Thanksgiving this year. It’s just me and Hahnsboo and the cat and bunny. But we know how to be fancy. Meet the centerpiece of our Turkeypocalypse. We are calling it Albuturkey. It’s on a sushi plate, because fancy.
ice cream and a cold Dr Pepper after
is good
a true writer only has muses, rivals, and enemies-into-lovers. Sort yourselves accordingly
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Who could have predicted this? Me, I did.
Come Overwatch with meeeee
Watching two different families Thanksgivings turn into days of mourning forever...
:bro:
NANI?!?!
This food was way too much
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
If Russia and China and North Korea and Venezuela and all the other antagonist nations from Call of Duty games invaded America right this minute, we would be powerless to stop them.
Blorb.
He was just coming to grips with his NTR fetish
Fuck me I should not have winged four recipes at once
no...no...I AM INVINCI*burns to death in pot of gravy*
China and Russia have signed a new military cooperation agreement and have been looking for trouble in the South China Sea/Taiwan and Ukraine/Belarus respectively and made some threatening joint movements in the Pacific
I would pick up a copy, skim it, chuckle at a few of your edited quips, and then put it down without buying
LET MEDIA DIE YOU FUCKS.
Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
Fuck Joe Manchin
theres no way it could ever live up to the original
there is no amount of money that can bring that back
As awesome as this is, I don't think that song is in Dancerush Stardom.
This is, though!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8QaT7jaYmo