On Thanksgiving night, a group of disgruntled toy store employees begrudgingly arrive for work to open the store at midnight for the busiest shopping day of the year. Meanwhile, an alien parasite crashes to Earth in a meteor. This group of misfits led by store manager Jonathan (Bruce Campbell) and longtime employee Ken (Devon Sawa) soon find themselves battling against hordes of holiday shoppers who have been turned into monstrous creatures hellbent on a murderous rampage on Black Friday.
I don't why Thanksgiving is so cursed, but Hahnsboo and I started talking about politics and religion over dinner tonight. Of course, we align pretty well on both politics and religion, so it was a nice discussion rather than an argument, but it's not usually a dinnertime subject of conversation. I blame Thanksgiving.
I am so tired and the baby does not want to sleep at Nana's house.
She knows.
She knows we're in Phoenix and is displeased.
Aioua on
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
My food processor caesar dressing recipe failed horribly and my backup emuslification plan failed too and people ate fishy cheesy olive oil with a smile
Anyway 9/10
Tumin on
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It's fucked up how much content is coming out. It's frankly immoral, like those clickwrap contracts where everyone knows that there simply isn't enough time to read the aggregate EULAs you encounter in your life. But in re: content: something should be done about all that, whether they simply upload grandly arbitrated simstims directly into my metaverse-augmented eyes, or whether I continue my hand-to-mouth existence of scrounging video recaps of the culture at large with the pertinent wikipedia plot summaries open in another tab...
I'm tired of having to choose, of having to curate my own self-actualization, of living with the regret that comes with infinite content in a finite lifetime. Times used to be that when I was paddling by the mansions in my little jonboat, I could hear the strings (sometimes two, sometimes five, but never in a quartet) playing Boccherini, and the night music would flow alongside me and the Mississippi. Perhaps that wide brown river was the Styx, and I was Achilles, being steeped into it by my betters - it's funny how the modern term is cultured, like a tea bag left in too long. Times used to be.
I am so tired and the baby does not want to sleep at Nana's house.
She knows.
She knows we're in Phoenix and is displeased.
the problem might actually be that she doesn't know we're in Phoenix and has no respect for time zones, which is a rookie mistake on my part
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Wait, no vertical monitor? How do you code, or write poetry, or look at mature portrait images?
i was just saying yesterday how i want to become- in the second arc of my life- that guy who can quote poetry at appropriate moments. right now i have these lines memorized:
1) theirs not to reason why,
2) like a patient etherized upon a table
that's it so far, what else
If you add gang aft agley as a response to anytime someone mentions "The best laid plans of mice and men" then you look real smart.
It's never quite gotten me laid or anything, but it always impresses.
Almost made it through the entire holidays without talking politics.
But alas, my FIL decided to rail about how the media is terrible at giving out COVID information and he doesn't want to get the booster because no one is telling the truth. So close to a stress free weekend.
On the one hand- people at dinner were talking about how Kyle R. is a cool and mature teenager who has a strong sense of responsibility. They also said that in a way what happened was good because it was natural selection- the trash taking itself out.
On the other hand- my creamed corn was a rousing success and also there was pumpkin cheesecake.
On the one hand- people at dinner were talking about how Kyle R. is a cool and mature teenager who has a strong sense of responsibility. They also said that in a way what happened was good because it was natural selection- the trash taking itself out.
On the other hand- my creamed corn was a rousing success and also there was pumpkin cheesecake.
Almost made it through the entire holidays without talking politics.
But alas, my FIL decided to rail about how the media is terrible at giving out COVID information and he doesn't want to get the booster because no one is telling the truth. So close to a stress free weekend.
In his defense the media is terrible at giving out COVID information
Because they care about ratings more than giving out accurate information
On the one hand- people at dinner were talking about how Kyle R. is a cool and mature teenager who has a strong sense of responsibility. They also said that in a way what happened was good because it was natural selection- the trash taking itself out.
On the other hand- my creamed corn was a rousing success and also there was pumpkin cheesecake.
Right, just like antivaxxers!
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I had Thanksgiving dinner at my sisters house with my nephews and niece and it was wonderful and I completely fucking wrecked them all in Smash Brothers. They're all teenagers so they know what's up and even called me out the first game for taking it easy on them.
Then all 3 of them, me, my sister, and sister in law did some lewd as hell Jackbox games and it was hella fun. Quiplash was the absolute standout.
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A 1:30PM flight arrives at 6AMish in Paris... yeesh, that's really gonna mess up a sleep schedule.
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On the one hand- people at dinner were talking about how Kyle R. is a cool and mature teenager who has a strong sense of responsibility. They also said that in a way what happened was good because it was natural selection- the trash taking itself out.
On the other hand- my creamed corn was a rousing success and also there was pumpkin cheesecake.
I've had two kinds of it, one where the pumpkin and cream cheese are mixed together and one where they're layered.
I much preferred the layered but lets be honest I would destroy either.
Thanksgiving dinner went well except for when I tried to convince my Mother in Law to get the vaccine but then she of course heard from her sister who knows someone whose mom is a nurse and she said something bad happened
So who are you going to believe really, every reputable medical source or a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy?
and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
but they're listening to every word I say
Thanksgiving dinner went well except for when I tried to convince my Mother in Law to get the vaccine but then she of course heard from her sister who knows someone whose mom is a nurse and she said something bad happened
So who are you going to believe really, every reputable medical source or a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy?
I dunno which source gels better with my preconceived notions?
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Thanksgiving dinner went well except for when I tried to convince my Mother in Law to get the vaccine but then she of course heard from her sister who knows someone whose mom is a nurse and she said something bad happened
So who are you going to believe really, every reputable medical source or a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy?
I dunno which source gels better with my preconceived notions?
I heard a friend's sister's cousin gelled with their preconceived notions once and then died.
and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
but they're listening to every word I say
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Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Is good
I played The Hunt For Red October on the Gameboy, which is similarly strange and weird.
She knows.
She knows we're in Phoenix and is displeased.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
I forgot the mint in one of my lamb pies
I bailed on egg wash
My food processor caesar dressing recipe failed horribly and my backup emuslification plan failed too and people ate fishy cheesy olive oil with a smile
Anyway 9/10
4 here
I'm tired of having to choose, of having to curate my own self-actualization, of living with the regret that comes with infinite content in a finite lifetime. Times used to be that when I was paddling by the mansions in my little jonboat, I could hear the strings (sometimes two, sometimes five, but never in a quartet) playing Boccherini, and the night music would flow alongside me and the Mississippi. Perhaps that wide brown river was the Styx, and I was Achilles, being steeped into it by my betters - it's funny how the modern term is cultured, like a tea bag left in too long. Times used to be.
In any case if the Mass Effect television show doesn't atone for all of Game of Thrones' latter day sins, I'm going to QUIT SMOKING FOREVER
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
the problem might actually be that she doesn't know we're in Phoenix and has no respect for time zones, which is a rookie mistake on my part
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Stale prince of bel-air
They defibrillated the corpse of Saved by the Bell, too.
Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
Fuck Joe Manchin
Currently 5.
Are way too much. Set off something and my stomach feels like ass.
But my pumpkin pie was remarked as better than Costco's. My dressing was a hit. Gf's Mac and cheese was mostly consumed with excellent feed back.
Just way too much food.
Woof the back half of that really plummeted in quality
I enjoyed the first half a lot at least
The whole big fight felt inserted by committee. Especially after how the movie was fun and grounded for so much of it.
If you add gang aft agley as a response to anytime someone mentions "The best laid plans of mice and men" then you look real smart.
It's never quite gotten me laid or anything, but it always impresses.
But alas, my FIL decided to rail about how the media is terrible at giving out COVID information and he doesn't want to get the booster because no one is telling the truth. So close to a stress free weekend.
On the other hand- my creamed corn was a rousing success and also there was pumpkin cheesecake.
cool.
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Harpoon - Drake yes
In his defense the media is terrible at giving out COVID information
Because they care about ratings more than giving out accurate information
Everything he said after that is p dumb tho
Right, just like antivaxxers!
Then all 3 of them, me, my sister, and sister in law did some lewd as hell Jackbox games and it was hella fun. Quiplash was the absolute standout.
I've had two kinds of it, one where the pumpkin and cream cheese are mixed together and one where they're layered.
I much preferred the layered but lets be honest I would destroy either.
borat voice my wife got flipped turned upside down
CNN Underscored is its e-commerce buying guide section, so... it's full of ads yes
So who are you going to believe really, every reputable medical source or a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy?
but they're listening to every word I say
I dunno which source gels better with my preconceived notions?
Absolutely incredible
i'm just not taking the rejection well after all, i guess.
good bye.
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I heard a friend's sister's cousin gelled with their preconceived notions once and then died.
but they're listening to every word I say