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Secret Satans 2021 - PERFECT GIFTING COMPLETED!

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  • Ladybug2332Ladybug2332 Registered User regular
    edited December 2021
    I’ve been gifted again!
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    Moar Unicorn Power! I love it all! And the meh stocking is great lol. I don’t know whether the steamer was part of the gift but included it just in case since no one I know or myself got it for me. Thank you so much Satan!

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  • CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    IT WAS.

    Eh hum, a little Satan bird or whatever asked me to pass that note along.

  • ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    edited December 2021
    Crossposting:

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    While I was away from home, several packages appeared with my name on them! My neighbors were nice enough to pick them up for me. Although they threatened to put bows on them and put them under their own tree, eventually honor asserted itself and they brought them over, along with a peace offering of coquito. (My neighbors are good folks. :D)

    At first, I didn't know that the first box, from Amazon, was actually from my Satan, since it might have been something I'd shipped myself. Accordingly, I didn't get the usual "My kids helping me open it" picture.

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    Within, tidings of dark portent:

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    ... and a beautiful box:

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    I gotta be honest, I've been about 30s from buying this game, like, a dozen times. Board games together with stained glass? Right up my alley; absolutely something I should have in my collection. Can't wait to get it to the table!

    While adding it to my BGG collection, I noticed this funny review, and yeah, I expect there to be significantly less accidental blood involved. :D Making stained glass is a lot like assembling a computer: it doesn't work unless there's a bit of blood sacrifice.

    There were also a few items from Best Buy (!!!), but I believe that they're related to something that's supposed to arrive later. So I won't post about them just yet.

    Thank you so much, so far, mystery Satan!

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  • CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    Sagrada is da best! Your Satan is truly looking out for you.

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I have received a gift!
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    A nondescript brown paper package. Interesting. Wonder what's inside!
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    Oversized dog tags! Pretty snazzy! There's these weird alligator brackets on the back to suggest they're for wall-mounting, so that's probably what I should do with them, eh?

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    Could not get Holly to sit the hell still long enough to get a picture of her in frame with the placard, but that's okay.

    Thank you so much, @Blackhawk1313 ! I know exactly where I can put these so the dogs knows which bed belongs to who!

  • AntoshkaAntoshka Miauen Oil Change LazarusRegistered User regular
    Alright, I have arrived home to a package, helpfully held by my neighbor - which gave me an excellent excuse to meet their latest cat. Anyway, pats having been dispensed, I arrived home with the new package, and my own helpful cat for concealing labels - on a box:
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    Opening said box revealed a book, once again displayed by my small assistant - Joy Larkcom's Grow Your Own Vegetables!
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    This is fantastic, as while I've been away, my own little vegetable plantings have largely died due to the searing summer heat here, so I will now have a guide of someone who has done this before, rather than my own approach of just stick the plant in and hope it succeeds. With any luck, I can grow something other than tomatoes successfully - briefly paging through it, it's massively detailed in preparation, and protection of crops, along with space saving, and crops that can be grown together, and rotation - all things that I need to know in the subsequent attempts to grow foodstuffs.
    Though, as luck would have it, though the garden has largely died, it turns out my attempts did leave me with some fruit, which means I can try to match the wonderful cover of the book:
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    This is awesome, Santa!, Thank you!

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  • Blackhawk1313Blackhawk1313 Demon Hunter for Hire Time RiftRegistered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    I have received a gift!
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    A nondescript brown paper package. Interesting. Wonder what's inside!
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    Oversized dog tags! Pretty snazzy! There's these weird alligator brackets on the back to suggest they're for wall-mounting, so that's probably what I should do with them, eh?

    Bonus picture
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    Could not get Holly to sit the hell still long enough to get a picture of her in frame with the placard, but that's okay.

    Thank you so much, @Blackhawk1313 ! I know exactly where I can put these so the dogs knows which bed belongs to who!

    You’re welcome! There is more coming and it was all supposed to be there before Christmas, but supply chain gonna supply chain these days.

  • The Zombie PenguinThe Zombie Penguin Eternal Hungry Corpse Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    I have received a gift!
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    A nondescript brown paper package. Interesting. Wonder what's inside!
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    Oversized dog tags! Pretty snazzy! There's these weird alligator brackets on the back to suggest they're for wall-mounting, so that's probably what I should do with them, eh?

    Bonus picture
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    Could not get Holly to sit the hell still long enough to get a picture of her in frame with the placard, but that's okay.

    Thank you so much, @Blackhawk1313 ! I know exactly where I can put these so the dogs knows which bed belongs to who!

    You’re welcome! There is more coming and it was all supposed to be there before Christmas, but supply chain gonna supply chain these days.

    Christmas is now officially a non-euclidean piece of space time so probably it's fine. And if it's not fine, the Christmas space squid will feast until it is and reality is but a torn fragment hanging in the aether

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  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    edited December 2021
    Today I received something in the mail that wasn't a boatload of advertising.

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    A Christmas colored envelope, or a Satan colored envelope?

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    Turns out both, in this case. The "insert gift here" got a chuckle out of me, because I had received a large box from the same point of origin as the card a few days ago. Said box contained these:

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    The picture doesn't give the sun a good reference for scale, it's about 24" wide. The back flap the dragon's tail is connected to flips up, and there's space for a tea light in there. Thanks very much @Pinfeldorf!

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    That place has like a dozen of those suns in all kinds of different colors. That color schema seemed the safest to match whatever you had in your place, though, so I went with that instead of, say, bright red and yellow or blue and green. Hopefully you have a place on your wall that can show it off!

  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Omg that sun is so very cool

  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Omg that sun is so very cool

    I would in fact argue that it is likely to be very very hot

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Oh right to addend my post: I was going to put a joke Magic card into the gift card and saw the mail truck like two doors down so I just decided to send it out in the hopes that was the difference to get it there by Christmas. In retrospect, knowing it wouldn't have made it, I should have just put the card in.

  • AntoshkaAntoshka Miauen Oil Change LazarusRegistered User regular
    All has been revealed, thanks to a very nice gift on Steam -
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    The Rimworld expansions! These should add more options to an already great game, so should be greatly enjoyed.

    Thank you for this, and for the wealth of gardening knowledge, @Tofystedeth, and a Merry Xmas to you as well!

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  • ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    Crossposting!

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    Another box has arrived! And with it, the keys to the mystery of the previous items and the identity of my Secret Satan!

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    Around about the time I received my copy of Sagrada, I also got a couple of items from Best Buy that I was reasonably certain that I hadn't ordered, but they were super useful items and so maybe my wife had ordered them under my account? But, no! They were Secret Satan surprises!

    The first was a SUPER Surge Protector!

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    This is the one I thought was most likely to be something we'd ordered, because we're using an old 6-plug protector near the TV, but between the consoles and the cable box and the huge plugs everything seems to have, and, and ... it was really running out of space. My brother recently gave me his PS4 Pro because he'd picked up a PS5 for his birthday, and I really didn't have anywhere to plug it in. Worry no more!

    That pairs nicely with ...

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    ... an extra-long in-wall-rated HDMI Cable of Awesomeness! This is aces because my TV is mounted above my fireplace, but for some reason we only installed 2 HDMI in-wall cables when we put it in. Now, with a bit of effort, we'll be able to have 3 clean feeds up to it!

    The last of the BB items are the ones that convinced me that these were Secret Satan gifts, because while the other items might have been ordered by my wife without telling me, she wouldn't have bought ... THESE!

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    Okay, the front's a little hard to read 'cause of the shipping stickers, but the back says ...

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    ... which are awesome, because I recently 3D-printed a fractal pyramid LED lamp and stand for myself (spoiled because it isn't a Secret Satan gift):
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    ... using similar light-changing LEDs, and I was thinking I needed to buy some more and print some other, similar stuff because they're wicked cool. And now I don't have to!

    And now to the items that were included in the box. First, a great card and wonderful note from my Secret Satan, @Perrsun !

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    My young'uns helped me open the box, and were super enthused by the all-RGB, all-the-time microphone and the Animal Crossing amiibo (AC is a popular game in our house)! My oldest said, "Wait, does this mean I get my own channel, now?" Not yet, my son, for you are not yet old enough to deal with People On The Internet Who Are Not Awesome PA Folks (and you aren't old enough for us, yet, either (collar-tug)) - but when you do, you will look awesome doing it.

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    Next in the hit parade are the "local flavors," which, I gotta tell you, are one of my favorite parts of PA Secret Satan. I love getting, giving, and seeing others get to share their hometown specialties with others. My oldest has finally gotten to where he likes spicy food, which is good because my wife only sometimes likes spicy stuff (it makes her hiccup adorably (to me) / annoyingly (to her)). So now I've got some fantastic-smelling new hot sauce and spices to try out.

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    Visible in the background of those pics are the basketball USB with kickin' tunes (as the kids say*) and the doublesixes dice. Great concept on that, as the d12 is always a pleasure to roll but is so seldom used!
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    So here's the whole haul from the second box (with Sagrada photobombing):

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    @Perrsun, thank you so much for my wonderful Secret Satan gifts. I love them. I hope your Christmas was fantastic, and that 2022 is a great year for you and yours.

    * They don't actually say that.

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    I have received a box.
    So...
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    It's late here, my pets have gone to sleep and will be unavailable for the regular pre-opening safety scans.
    Instead, we'll have to turn to the b-team of horrifying dungeon monsters to keep me safe.
    They all look strangely nervous regarding the contents of the box, but assure me that it'll be quite safe for a dungeon master.
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    Ironreader ventures beyond the cardboard gates into the waiting dungeon.
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    Meanwhile Qruatiennath the zombie beholder has uncovered some ancient scrolls of interest, and is looking considerably more worried as it reads the archaic text contained within.
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    Graylzraid The Firestarter, takes one look at the contents and has decided there are much nicer dungeons to inhabit, with far fewer elf paladins on hand.
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    Thanks @Sterica
    I'm not sure if there was some weirdness on Amazons end, or if you intended to send me a half dozen elf paladins, but either way, I'm sure I'll be able to put them to use.
    The Human fighter and the dungeon and dragon figures are also going to be a lot of fun to play with.
    And, of course, dry erase markers are always needed for maps. This is a lot of good stuff in here.

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    I ordered literally one, so I guess you got five free elf paladins!

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Sterica wrote: »
    I ordered literally one, so I guess you got five free elf paladins!

    A Christmas miracle!

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    We somehow need to get "Six Elf Paladins" into the 12 Days of Christmas song now I think.

  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    @Elvenshae yay! Glad everything arrived!
    Also, super happy that the "Assorted Rocketfish Stuff I send every year because I get it dirt-cheap" will come in handy.
    The LED light strips can be used as bias lighting behind a TV, given to a child to decorate a room… and it looks like you’ve got some other uses in mind. :) and I believe they can be safely cut down in size if you need them to be shorter. (Best Buy unfortunately doesn’t do printed gift notes, only email, so I couldn’t explain those in the package.)

    And if the in-wall cabling proves too difficult, there could be an HDMI switch (allowing you to put multiple inputs near the components, and just use the 1 cable out to the TV) in your future. Just let me know how it goes. ;)

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I haven't got anything yet, but I wanna try to put my Satan at ease a little. If a package was coming via Canada Post, that whole system is completely fucked for west coast Canada right now after a series of floods blocked off the entire route.

    I ordered a thing on black Friday which shipped from the North East US with 3 day shipping and it still hasn't gotten here 5 weeks later. But it is still on the way.

    So, if you've sent me something, or sent something to anyone in Western Canada for that matter, and haven't heard anything, don't panic just yet.

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    I haven't got anything yet, but I wanna try to put my Satan at ease a little. If a package was coming via Canada Post, that whole system is completely fucked for west coast Canada right now after a series of floods blocked off the entire route.

    I ordered a thing on black Friday which shipped from the North East US with 3 day shipping and it still hasn't gotten here 5 weeks later. But it is still on the way.

    So, if you've sent me something, or sent something to anyone in Western Canada for that matter, and haven't heard anything, don't panic just yet.

    and if you do want to let your satanee know that something is on the way or delayed, please send a message to @brolo, @lonelyahava or @radiation, and we can pass the message along

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Yeah, I know the deadline is extended this year, but it would be nice, if nothing has arrived by new year's, to know we haven't been stiffed.

  • Proxy the ElfProxy the Elf Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I haven't got anything yet, but I wanna try to put my Satan at ease a little. If a package was coming via Canada Post, that whole system is completely fucked for west coast Canada right now after a series of floods blocked off the entire route.

    I ordered a thing on black Friday which shipped from the North East US with 3 day shipping and it still hasn't gotten here 5 weeks later. But it is still on the way.

    So, if you've sent me something, or sent something to anyone in Western Canada for that matter, and haven't heard anything, don't panic just yet.

    and if you do want to let your satanee know that something is on the way or delayed, please send a message to brolo, lonelyahava or radiation, and we can pass the message along

    Attention Meatbags.

    Proxy is also available for the transferal of confidential information. Spreading holiday cheer is Proxy's primary function.
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  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    my parcel to my satan is tracked, but i lost the receipt from the post office with the tracking number so i straight up just don't know where it's at. I mean, they're supposed to text me with updates when things happen, but still

  • ArcSynArcSyn Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I haven't got anything yet, but I wanna try to put my Satan at ease a little. If a package was coming via Canada Post, that whole system is completely fucked for west coast Canada right now after a series of floods blocked off the entire route.

    I ordered a thing on black Friday which shipped from the North East US with 3 day shipping and it still hasn't gotten here 5 weeks later. But it is still on the way.

    So, if you've sent me something, or sent something to anyone in Western Canada for that matter, and haven't heard anything, don't panic just yet.

    and if you do want to let your satanee know that something is on the way or delayed, please send a message to brolo, lonelyahava or radiation, and we can pass the message along

    Attention Meatbags.

    Proxy is also available for the transferal of confidential information. Spreading holiday cheer is Proxy's primary function.
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    Proxy getting spicy this year.

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  • MNC DoverMNC Dover Full-time Voice Actor Kirkland, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2021
    Proxy isn't taking the merging of holiday secret santa forums all that well.

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  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    yay my package has arrived in [redacted country]

  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Lalabox wrote: »
    yay my package has arrived in [redacted country]

    It was MEEEE

    Well

    it was Singapore, where I live

    I already told Lala separately but I had this funny funny inkling that she was my Satan this year.

    The package was not vetted by Haechi unfortunately as he's having a bit of a sulk today (traumatic living room Christmas tree removal).
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    It had about eight million FRAGILE labels all over and I found out why as soon as I snapped up the letter inside:
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    It's cute that you think we have dishwashers in Singapore. EVERYTHING gets hand-washed in this house!

    As promised, in-tact in their bubble wrap I found two absolutely stunning mugs.

    Mug 1:
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    couple of different lightings to try to capture the amazing colours here

    Mug 2:
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    The beautiful colour on this one is impossible to capture apparently but I tried my best. it's like an ice cream shade with a crackle glaze.

    And two equally gorgeous bowls of two different sizes:
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    All together below with the lovely small Muji cutting board perfect for things like cheeses and small things:

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    @Lalabox this is just wonderful. I genuinely love ceramics and think a piece made by someone's hand has a warmth and appeal that mass produced dishware can never match. Thank you so much for the fantastic gifts! IOU at least 1 martini either here or there whenever it becomes possible again. And I REALLY needed new cutting boards, I have one large one and the others were like 2-dollar slippy plastic crap, so that is VERY appreciated as well!

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    you are so very welcome

    also, i did finally ask, and all the glazes are made from various wood ashes. the brown more earthen one is not actually wood fired, but done with some interesting techniques to make it look wood fired. i do not know what those techniques are.

  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    im also so glad the cutting board was right. it was also perfectly sized to fit into the box

  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Omg.

    Like

    OMG.

    My jealousy is free flowing.

    Those are amazing.

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Crossposted from the G&T thread
    see317 wrote: »
    Sterica wrote: »
    Also one of your gifts got delayed and won't arrive until next week!
    As foretold...
    A veritable army of the undead at my command.
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    How long will they last against the paladin battalion? Not too long, I'd imagine. But at least they'll burn some spell slots before they're smote into constituent atoms.
    Thanks @Sterica

  • JimBobtheMonkeyJimBobtheMonkey Registered User regular
    Those cups and bowls are pretty amazing I gotta say. Your brother does good work.

  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I haven't got anything yet, but I wanna try to put my Satan at ease a little. If a package was coming via Canada Post, that whole system is completely fucked for west coast Canada right now after a series of floods blocked off the entire route.

    I ordered a thing on black Friday which shipped from the North East US with 3 day shipping and it still hasn't gotten here 5 weeks later. But it is still on the way.

    So, if you've sent me something, or sent something to anyone in Western Canada for that matter, and haven't heard anything, don't panic just yet.

    and if you do want to let your satanee know that something is on the way or delayed, please send a message to brolo, lonelyahava or radiation, and we can pass the message along

    Attention Meatbags.

    Proxy is also available for the transferal of confidential information. Spreading holiday cheer is Proxy's primary function.
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    For posterity,
    Filthy human meatbags.
    Proxy will not be outsourced.
    Holiday cheer will be spread by Proxy.
    Those rejecting holiday cheer will be dealt with.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    @Lalabox those are wonderful!

  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I'm not participating this year but here's my gift to the thread. Let me know if I fucked anything up, I probably did.

    Halfazedninja > QuickSnap
    jclast > Perrsun 1 | 2 > Elvenshae 1 | 2 | 3
    theoriginalz > Lasbrook 1 | 2 > Cameron_Talley
    Sterica > see317 1 | 2 > Noggin (with counterattack) > KoopahTroopah 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
    Kadith > Cello 1 | 2 > Straightzi 1 | 2 | 3
    Kyougu > MNC Dover > JimBobtheMonkey 1 | 2
    #pipe > initiatefailure
    Blackhawk1313 > Pinfeldorf > Skeith > Xaquin
    LWT1973 > Brolo > StabbityStyle
    ? > Tonkka 1 | 2 | 3
    ? > Tofystedeth > Antoshka 1 | 2
    ? > Ladybug2332 1 | 2 > Lalabox 1 | 2 > Lost Salient > Psykoma 1 | 2
    ? > Bucketman > Cristoval 1 | 2
    ? > ArcSyn
    ? > ZeroCow

  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    initiatefailure had me, and I had TheSpaniard.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    wow, awesome job Smof!

  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Oh man I gotta go through a whole other thread

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