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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Get me some of that And Willie sausage

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    ahem

    andouille? I hardly know her!

    shit that is not as funny as I thought it was gonna be but my pride won't let me take it back so I just have to live with it.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Andouille Defeats Truman

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Huey, Louie, Andouille

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    GlalGlal AiredaleRegistered User regular
    "Sugar house" sounds very illicit
    It's a perfectly legal spice, until you process it into skooma.

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    “Master Bruce, you’ve barely touched your bat calzone from Little Caesar’s.”

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I have an odd craving for one of those little orange juice cups from the hospital they always give you half frozen.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    You've probably got scurvy and your body is desperate for vitamin C!

    Just kidding, that shit's been disproven. Scurvy isn't real.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited March 2022
    scurvy isn't real? it's just a name for the symptoms of severe vitamin C deficiency, right?

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Sterica wrote: »
    “Master Bruce, you’ve barely touched your bat calzone from Little Caesar’s.”

    it's a calzony

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    scurvy isn't real? it's just a name for the symptoms of severe vitamin C deficiency, right?
    To be clear, it is real, and you need vitamin C to live.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Yeah

    Vitamin calzony

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Scurvy breaks down collagen so scars degrade and any old wounds you have reopen and start bleeding. It is the most metal of all vitamin deficiencies.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    A disease both terrifying and mildly informative.

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    UrsusUrsus Registered User regular
    These hospital omelettes are surprisingly legit. Really good actually.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    scurvy isn't real? it's just a name for the symptoms of severe vitamin C deficiency, right?

    I was doing a bit. The thing about "craving what you need" is the part that's been disproven.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I swear i get a salt craving when my blood pressure plummets sharply, but it's also possible i just really like salt.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    I swear i get a salt craving when my blood pressure plummets sharply, but it's also possible i just really like salt.

    Are you a mammal? Mammals do love salt!

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Oh no, you won't trick me that way. Not again.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Just finished off the curry chicken paste with a second round of empanadas. This time I sprinkled MSG over the egg glaze, making the end product taste even more like samosas. I think I'm on to a whole new fusion cuisine here.

    Or else I just made some weird-shaped samosas, I dunno. They'll make good lunches either way.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I think they're probably curry puffs now.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Ah, that's the critter! I have reverse-engineered curry puffs via crock pot mistake. Also, turns out I dig curry puffs.

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Oh no, you won't trick me that way. Not again.

    I'm pretty sure that you have to tell us if you're a mammal. It's the law.

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    DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    Is It Cake? | Official Trailer | Netflix

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A14JSsALNUg

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    I'm generally in favor of making people be confidently wrong on television, but I can't support any program that might perpetuate the lie that fondant is edible.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    I’ll eat the fondant

    I’ll do it, I’ll fuckin’ do it

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    ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    A Buick is edible if you hate yourself enough.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Everything is edible with the right preparation and medical treatment

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    SOMEBODY SAY CURRY PUFFS!??

    https://youtu.be/zu5WwqOGNSM

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    I'm gonna need like

    Thirty of those

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Yeah I made myself real sad about my upcoming leftover soup lunch by linking that

    I guess I could go get a curry puff... But it's Pizza Noche here and it's tough to justify both

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    I don't see Crispix represented on that bracket.

    I'm personally offended.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2022
    Honey Nut Cheerios winning against Honey Bunches of Oats is the purest of nonsense.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Cinnamon toast crunch is the only one of those I will eat, ever. But also I can't buy it because then it's the only thing I will eat, ever.

    There's a clear winner, is what i'm saying.

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    webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Cinnamon toast crunch is the only one of those I will eat, ever. But also I can't buy it because then it's the only thing I will eat, ever.

    There's a clear winner, is what i'm saying.

    This is the 100% correct opinion.

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    LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    No Cheerios (plain), Kix, Cinnamon Life, Coca Pebbles........

    This is a sham

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    No Raisin Bran Crunch??

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Found the boomer, guys

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Top 5 Cereals

    Cinnamon Toast Crunch
    Ohs
    Honey Bunches of Oats
    Honey Nut Cheerios
    .... I dunno .... apple jacks? cookie crisp maybe?

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