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All the [Love]ly people

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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Orca wrote: »
    Time for a facelift and some fillers I guess

    I've got a bunch of sawdust I can let you have for cheap.

    So I just take it and play chubby bunny with it? That's how this works right?

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Yeah it's literally that simple I don't know why people go to "professionals" lol

  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    edited March 2022
    a stiff haired esker brush actually does wonders for your face

    Jars on
  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    a stiff haired ester brush actually does wonders for your face

    A what what?

  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    one of these

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    soap actually isn't very good at cleaning your skin. this thing will take off all the excess dirt and grime and oil and dead skin if you scrub your face with it once a week before showering, then put some lotion on afterwards. your skin will feel super soft and healthy

  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    I can't use those on my face, but I use one vigorously on my back and feet, feels awesome

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    What soap is good at is mixing with oils that are on the surface of your body and ruining its hydrophobic properties so the oil can be more easily dissolved into water.

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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    I can't use those on my face, but I use one vigorously on my back and feet, feels awesome

    yeah you can use it anywhere, highly recommend dry brushing to get rid of all that junk soap won't get. just make sure you got some good lotion since you are exfoliating your skin

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I've been using a brillo pad for my skin and it's made my bathtub red.

  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    I exfoliate the crap out of my face with my rough ass-towels.

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    You’re supposed to wash those from time to time, you know.

  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    I can't use those on my face, but I use one vigorously on my back and feet, feels awesome

    I skipped to a fine grit sanding pad for my feet. Works well enough.

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  • RanlinRanlin Oh gosh Registered User regular
    I'm not even supposed to use a loofah since any damage can cause more areas to be affected by psoriasis. That shit's already all over when not on a medication.

  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Orca wrote: »
    I exfoliate the crap out of my face with my rough ass-towels.
    Oh yes, I can't stand nice new fluffy towels.

  • DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    I've often wondered if the fluffiness if new towels is artificially created by blowing lint into them. Because, sheesh, my dryer lint trap is almost always full when I get new towels.

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Whenever I go to wash my face after an evening run, it feels... less greasy than normal? Like my body has somehow managed to clean itself through sheer trauma and an uncontrollable torrent of sweat

  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Ranlin wrote: »
    I'm not even supposed to use a loofah since any damage can cause more areas to be affected by psoriasis. That shit's already all over when not on a medication.

    Woohoo! Psoriasis buddies!

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Whenever I go to wash my face after an evening run, it feels... less greasy than normal? Like my body has somehow managed to clean itself through sheer trauma and an uncontrollable torrent of sweat

    Perhaps the heavy sweating has carried the old oil layer off or something

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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular

    Stop trying to make short men as hot happen, it's not going to happen

    (as a short man, well, the released data-mining out of preferences on dating apps pretty much says it all)

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    excuse me the most ripped men i've ever met are short. short men are king and have always been so

  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Just because I want it to be true doesn't make it true

    it's like dad-bod

    I want dad-bod to be hot because I'm not ripped, but let's be honest, it's not hot

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited March 2022
    Orca wrote: »
    Just because I want it to be true doesn't make it true

    it's like dad-bod

    I want dad-bod to be hot because I'm not ripped, but let's be honest, it's not hot

    Excuse me?

    Dad bod sheriff dude in stranger things was mega hot. there's scads of dad-bod porn

    Magic Pink on
  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    While it is nice to have a tall dude and all, short dudes are easier to deadlift, so there's benefits of each, really

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    whew good thing I am slightly tall

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Orca wrote: »
    Just because I want it to be true doesn't make it true

    it's like dad-bod

    I want dad-bod to be hot because I'm not ripped, but let's be honest, it's not hot

    I know a number of people who unironically find dad-bod hot! Attraction be subjective.

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    excuse me the most ripped men i've ever met are short. short men are king and have always been so

    MP just wants to date a Krillin.

  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    excuse me the most ripped men i've ever met are short. short men are king and have always been so

    MP just wants to date a Krillin.

    Let's be honest, who doesn't

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    i will date any old thing just toss it in my kennel

  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    Orca wrote: »
    Just because I want it to be true doesn't make it true

    it's like dad-bod

    I want dad-bod to be hot because I'm not ripped, but let's be honest, it's not hot

    I know a number of people who unironically find dad-bod hot! Attraction be subjective.

    To be honest dudes who are too yolked are intimidating; approachability is a factor too

    There's a good balance in there

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  • KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    Just had to block/report another potential scammer.

  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    my partner is around four and a half years younger than me, and therefore we're each just on the other side of the millennial/Gen Z divide

    can confirm they say it a fair bit (though it helps their roommate is a 5'3" cis guy)

    anyways I have definitely known some real hot shorter guys before, I feel like a big thing with the "short king" label is carrying one's height confidently in the face of both the Napoleon stereotype as well as the "must be 6'+ to ride" kind of line

  • notyanotya Registered User regular
    edited March 2022
    Cello wrote: »
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    Orca wrote: »
    Just because I want it to be true doesn't make it true

    it's like dad-bod

    I want dad-bod to be hot because I'm not ripped, but let's be honest, it's not hot

    I know a number of people who unironically find dad-bod hot! Attraction be subjective.

    To be honest dudes who are too yolked are intimidating; approachability is a factor too

    There's a good balance in there

    Dating someone where's there a large difference in how well they take care of their bodies (or how much effort they put into sculpting their body) can probably be an issue pretty easily.

    notya on
  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    There's always someone out there who wants you, no matter your body type. But the stats are still real.

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    Orca wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    excuse me the most ripped men i've ever met are short. short men are king and have always been so

    MP just wants to date a Krillin.

    Let's be honest, who doesn't

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    People tell me I'm tall all the time (it happened again earlier today) and I just wanna be like "I'm just 5'11"! There's people out there who are actually tall!"

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Maybe you sound taller.

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  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    I think getting focused on the stats and using them as a reason to declare someone is less attractive is silly and maybe a little hurtful to folks, and I'm a person who likes math

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  • notyanotya Registered User regular
    Also my 5 foot 1 friend married a 6 foot 3 lady.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    notya wrote: »
    Also my 5 foot 1 friend married a 6 foot 3 lady.

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    god I wish that was me

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