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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I'm getting a little better at this
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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Can you draw a horse in it?

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Can you draw a horse in it?

    I'll try that tomorrow

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    edited March 2022
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Can you draw a horse in it?

    What are you talking about, that looks just like a horse to me.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Can you draw a horse in it?

    What are you talking about, that looks just like a horse to me.

    Thank you, this is what I was looking for.

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    It was cake day at the office today, every Thursday the catering company that provides our lunch also provides some sort of cake. There are good cake days and bad cake days.

    Today it was quinoa muffins with kale frosting.

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    PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    David_T wrote: »
    It was cake day at the office today, every Thursday the catering company that provides our lunch also provides some sort of cake. There are good cake days and bad cake days.

    Today it was quinoa muffins with kale frosting.

    Uh... huh. Well. I could see the first part working out, but kale frosting is what?

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    "It tastes like fart" is exactly the sort of glowing review you want to hear as you're reaching for a muffin.

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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    sounds like the sort of thing that would be made and/or consumed on a dare.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    David_T wrote: »
    "It tastes like fart" is exactly the sort of glowing review you want to hear as you're reaching for a muffin.

    Okay but then you have to try it to confirm whether or not it does taste like fart otherwise you'll be left wondering.

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    It tasted briefly like fart and then of sugar, vanilla and slightly crunchy nothing.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    David_T wrote: »
    It tasted briefly like fart and then of sugar, vanilla and slightly crunchy nothing.

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    webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    God thats like a bad Parks and Rec joke, made real.

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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    David_T wrote: »
    It was cake day at the office today, every Thursday the catering company that provides our lunch also provides some sort of cake. There are good cake days and bad cake days.

    Today it was quinoa muffins with kale frosting.

    Meanwhile, there's a baker typing up a post for r/maliciouscompliance about the client who wanted healthier cake with their office lunches. They will receive at least 4,700 upvotes.

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    PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    Healthier cake would be something like using fruit to get the sweetness (liberal amounts of fruit), use a dusting of powdered sugar instead of icing, etc. Maybe use some oats or something in there, those work fine in desserts.

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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
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    ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    "Tonight on soft copy: Snapple's unsuccessful competitor, crapple."

    Scrapple

    Which is A Thing you can eat. Technically.

    Scrapple is delicious. You've got to fry it right, though, because without the crispy outside it's just mushy.

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    V1mV1m Registered User regular
    edited March 2022
    Ketar wrote: »
    David_T wrote: »
    It was cake day at the office today, every Thursday the catering company that provides our lunch also provides some sort of cake. There are good cake days and bad cake days.

    Today it was quinoa muffins with kale frosting.

    Meanwhile, there's a baker typing up a post for r/maliciouscompliance about the client who wanted healthier cake with their office lunches. They will receive at least 4,700 upvotes.

    And rightly so.
    Polaritie wrote: »
    Healthier cake would be something like using fruit to get the sweetness (liberal amounts of fruit), use a dusting of powdered sugar instead of icing, etc. Maybe use some oats or something in there, those work fine in desserts.

    Carrot cake springs to mind. It has carrots in it, and that's pretty damb healthy.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular


    Any local posters feel like going out and setting some cars on fire with me?

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    V1mV1m Registered User regular
    Always.


    We, uh..... we going for a burger after?

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    edited March 2022
    Wtf is a Braums

    That whole list is like when British people talk about their favorite food places

    I have no frame of reference whatsoever

    "Well there's Chozzwangers, which is not quite as good as The Flerp House, but still better than Edward's Curry Palace."

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    webguy20 wrote: »
    God thats like a bad Parks and Rec joke, made real.

    It's...

    It's literally a Parks and Rec joke!
    https://youtu.be/D_3_9NExalk

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    webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    webguy20 wrote: »
    God thats like a bad Parks and Rec joke, made real.

    It's...

    It's literally a Parks and Rec joke!
    https://youtu.be/D_3_9NExalk

    Hahaha holy shit. That's great.

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    chaosbearchaosbear Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »


    Any local posters feel like going out and setting some cars on fire with me?

    How the Fuck did Braums beat Nic's?! That's the most grievous insult that has ever been perpetrated in these food bracket contests ever. And that's not even getting into the wrongness of New State beating both Burger Punk and The Garage.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Wtf is a Braums

    That whole list is like when British people talk about their favorite food places

    I have no frame of reference whatsoever

    "Well there's Chozzwangers, which is not quite as good as The Flerp House, but still better than Edward's Curry Palace."

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kGRog-4enQ

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Wtf is a Braums

    That whole list is like when British people talk about their favorite food places

    I have no frame of reference whatsoever

    "Well there's Chozzwangers, which is not quite as good as The Flerp House, but still better than Edward's Curry Palace."

    What do you mean?

    Also should I get a greggs for lunch, or go to Morleys? It's friday after all

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I think I need a new group gasket for my espresso machine

    I got a bottomless porta filter and it doesn't seal great so it leaks a little right at the start. I think maybe a gasket upgrade would help.

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Wtf is a Braums

    That whole list is like when British people talk about their favorite food places

    I have no frame of reference whatsoever

    "Well there's Chozzwangers, which is not quite as good as The Flerp House, but still better than Edward's Curry Palace."

    Braums is a regional fast food and dairy chain.
    They make pretty good burgers for a fast food. They also have good ice cream and shakes. One of the reasons they don't expand much is they provide all their own milk from their own cows so they have a policy of all their stores needing to be within like 200 miles of their facilities.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2022
    I have decided to rank all the burgers on the burger bracket by stuffing them into my stupid mouth.

    Round 1: Ludivine Wagyu Burger

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    Price: $18, including a generous portion of truffle fries.
    Toppings and condiments: The menu just says "daily preparation," so the burger I got wasn't quite the same as in the picture. This week's burger includes iceberg lettuce, fondue, and pepper jelly.
    Decent local beer on tap: Roughtail Everything Rhymes With Orange IPA

    Ludivine is one of the fanciest restaurants in OKC and won a bunch of awards all at once about a decade ago. It's still a moderately hot weekend dinner reservation, although at a quarter to noon on Friday I was the only one in there.

    The burger consisted of one thick and juicy patty, and you could really tell that someone took care not to work the meat too much after grinding so it was still almost falling-apart tender. The definition of American wagyu beef is only barely distinguishable from "anyone who has the balls to claim they're serving a wagyu burger," but it was definitely hella good beef. The main standout compared to other burgers I've had was the bun. A really nice tender brioche griddle-toasted in salty butter. The mild fondue and sweet-spicy pepper jelly went well together, and they were applied thoughtfully enough that they didn't gloop out all over the plate while I was eating. The iceberg lettuce was...present.

    All in all, I'm not sure it's the best burger I've ever had in Oklahoma City, but it's certainly one of the most decadent. I didn't feel overcharged for what is almost definitely the most expensive burger I've tried around here. Not an every week burger, but the rotating and non-negotiable toppings are something I'll keep in mind for times when I'm in the mood for a small adventure that will someday give me gout.

    Current ranking:
    1. Ludivine Wagyu Burger

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    V1mV1m Registered User regular
    Ketar wrote: »
    David_T wrote: »
    It was cake day at the office today, every Thursday the catering company that provides our lunch also provides some sort of cake. There are good cake days and bad cake days.

    Today it was quinoa muffins with kale frosting.

    Meanwhile, there's a baker typing up a post for r/maliciouscompliance about the client who wanted healthier cake with their office lunches. They will receive at least 4,700 upvotes.

    And rightly so.
    Karl wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    Wtf is a Braums

    That whole list is like when British people talk about their favorite food places

    I have no frame of reference whatsoever

    "Well there's Chozzwangers, which is not quite as good as The Flerp House, but still better than Edward's Curry Palace."

    What do you mean?

    Also should I get a greggs for lunch, or go to Morleys? It's friday after all

    I had a Gregg's steak bake for lunch on Wednesday and I will hear nothing against them. I got exactly what I expected, wanted and paid (£1.65) for.





    Yes obviously I had two, what are you, the pastry police?

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    you want healthy cake, just get some carrot cake. carrots are healthy!

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    That hamburger looks delicious

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Eat healthy food otherwise and have the cake as your cheat food.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I made hot chocolate
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    Up JobUp Job Registered User regular
    Looks like it could use some velocity.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Up Job wrote: »
    Looks like it could use some velocity.

    How much velocity?

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    ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    However much it takes to get to my house.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2022



    Looks like it's all up to me, Oklahomans can clearly not be trusted with this dreadful burden.

    Anyway, donate to your local period poverty org, or start one if there's not one already going. I hope this has all increased public awareness of Period OKC, which Linley Faye Smith currently runs.

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