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The One Where [Chat] Eats A Soup Tube

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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    I’m not even watching but apparently there’s also a public vote

    nvm Britain aren’t winning lmao

  • AtomikaAtomika Socially lubricated for your pleasure Registered User regular
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I just ordered glasses. Apparently I can wear these on my face and they will help me see better and they will transition to darkened lenses when there are demons.

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Zavian wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    1. Write korn
    2. Draw korn
    3. Play korn
    4. Watch korn

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    who is korn?

    -crumbles into dust-

    they were/(are?) a nü-metal band popular in the late 90s. Could be argued they were the inventors of the genre.

    i don't listen to music.

  • BogartBogart Turn Around, Bright Eyes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Ukraine will surely win it on the public vote.

    Rhesus PositiveSnicketysnickAimRMS Oceanic
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Germany is still at zero point. Well deserved.

    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud
  • BogartBogart Turn Around, Bright Eyes Registered User, Moderator mod
    This tactic of sending someone very popular with a good song seems to be working out quite well. Can’t imagine why we haven’t tried it before.

    SnicketysnickRhesus PositiveFuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudMazzyxRMS Oceanic
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    is russia invited

  • MimMim I hit that Y'know...sexually.Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    malenia's not even hard tbh

    With all that botox and silicone in her, i figured she would be

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    I’m listening to a podcast about John Wayne Gacy

    i didn’t know that when he was younger, he was a manager of 3 KFCs and worked with the democratic party and basically used to bring a load of chicken to meetings to get people to like him

    wild

  • BogartBogart Turn Around, Bright Eyes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    is russia invited

    Usually, but not this year, for some reason.

    thatassemblyguyRhesus Positive
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited May 14
    We could have had Electric Callboy this year, but nooo

    Haphazard on
    Echo
  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Technical Debt Janitor he/himRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    is russia invited

    No. They were removed this year.

  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Didn’t Faith No More actually invent nu-metal? Korn was more popular, for sure.

    As with all things music there's really no inventor of a genre because, well, that's just not how it works.

    Faith No More had some elements of it but arguably it wasn't until Korn that the genre of "nu-metal" existed as a widely known thing.

    Kinda like how Nirvana sometimes gets credited with inventing grunge when it existed long before Nirvana hit, it just wasn't widely (or at all really) referred to as grunge.

    thatassemblyguyAtomikaMsAnthropy
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    I’m listening to a podcast about John Wayne Gacy

    i didn’t know that when he was younger, he was a manager of 3 KFCs and worked with the democratic party and basically used to bring a load of chicken to meetings to get people to like him

    wild

    as i was driving today i was served this song which i haven't heard in probably 15 years:



    and how very dare you imply that an errant swing hitting you in the head makes you become a clown

    Atomika
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    the important thing is nu metal sucked

    TuminAtomikaMsAnthropy
  • MimMim I hit that Y'know...sexually.Registered User regular
    I'd go to a BDSM Kink convention.

    I bet that would be a hoot

    I heard that a lady and a man gave a demonstration on fisting at one.

    I was interested after that

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    I’m listening to a podcast about John Wayne Gacy

    i didn’t know that when he was younger, he was a manager of 3 KFCs and worked with the democratic party and basically used to bring a load of chicken to meetings to get people to like him

    wild

    Is it Chilluminati

    I listened to that series a few days ago

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    I thought Faith No More was grunge (also the line between grunge and nü-metal was a bit blurred on occasion) but on browsing their Wikipedia page I didn't recognize any of their songs

    I did recognize the band name though

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • BogartBogart Turn Around, Bright Eyes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Fuckin France gave us 12 points. Just the jury, but still. I thought that was illegal there.

    thatassemblyguy
  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Technical Debt Janitor he/himRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Fuckin France gave us 12 points. Just the jury, but still. I thought that was illegal there.

    The fix is in Bogart.

  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »

    @Elendil this was super impressive and very tense when you went down to 1 HP

    what did you do during waterfowl dance? It looked like in phase 1 you were guarding and in phase 2 you backstepped (?)

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
    Alexandier
  • BogartBogart Turn Around, Bright Eyes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Bogart wrote: »
    Fuckin France gave us 12 points. Just the jury, but still. I thought that was illegal there.

    The fix is in Bogart.

    It’s a conspiracy to stick us with the huge electricity bill next year when we’ll be in a massive recession.

    Rhesus Positivethatassemblyguy
  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    I can't believe that if you submit a decent song to Eurovision it will score well!? Why didn't anyone tell us sooner!!

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    I'd go to a BDSM Kink convention.

    I bet that would be a hoot

    I heard that a lady and a man gave a demonstration on fisting at one.

    I was interested after that

    If you genuinely wanted to get into your local scene the thing to look for is called a munch

    Basically people meet up in a public, non-kink setting and figure out if each other are weirdos

    Or at least, the wrong kind of weirdos

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Is the UK getting sympathy votes for basically being a failed state these days or what

    The only thing I know about Eurovision is nobody votes for the UK usually

    And Australia somehow counts as part of Europe for purposes of the contest

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Fuckin France gave us 12 points. Just the jury, but still. I thought that was illegal there.

    The fix is in Bogart.

    It’s a conspiracy to stick us with the huge electricity bill next year when we’ll be in a massive recession.

    Maybe Nadine Dorries can privatise it

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • BogartBogart Turn Around, Bright Eyes Registered User, Moderator mod
    All purpose image for the evening.

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    thatassemblyguyRhesus PositiveHappylilElfEvil MultifariousHakkekage
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Surely the aliens will land soon.

    thatassemblyguy
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    the oy bruvs out in force

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    He's extremely popular on TikTok. But still really shocked. Also Ukraine is way lower than I would expect. Sweden song is boring and idk why everyone loves it. I'm glad that Serbia got points. Germany's song was so bad so haha.

    thatassemblyguy
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    I thought Faith No More was grunge (also the line between grunge and nü-metal was a bit blurred on occasion) but on browsing their Wikipedia page I didn't recognize any of their songs

    I did recognize the band name though

    Basically this song:

    knitdanJebusUD
  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    I'm scared.

    thatassemblyguy
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    I'm full tinfoil conspiracy on the vote count distribution this year. Something is afoot.

    thatassemblyguy
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »

    Elendil this was super impressive and very tense when you went down to 1 HP

    what did you do during waterfowl dance? It looked like in phase 1 you were guarding and in phase 2 you backstepped (?)
    blocked both times, but the third hit of waterfowl has weird tracking and doesn't always land depending on how you move; i try to move out of it as i block so that she gets less HP back for beating the shield. i didn't particularly want to practice waterfowl and my guy was a greatshield guy anyway, so i did it the easy way. stayed one-handed in phase 2 because she whips it out more unpredictably than in phase 1, and the telegraph is slightly less clear. still can't dodge the phantom attack at all consistently so i got incredibly unlucky in that she spammed it twice in a row and incredibly lucky in that i somehow lived through it. i legit don't know how that happened.

    credeiki
  • BogartBogart Turn Around, Bright Eyes Registered User, Moderator mod
    I'm full tinfoil conspiracy on the vote count distribution this year. Something is afoot.

    I mean there’s always something afoot. It’s Eurovision. Highly suspect voting patterns are part of the fun.

    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudthatassemblyguyRhesus PositiveSnicketysnick
  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    This is the best explanation I've seen so far



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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    I'm fully expecting Ukraine to go nuts in the televotes and normality to resume but this has been such a mind fuck so far.

    Rhesus PositiveSnicketysnickthatassemblyguy
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I'm full tinfoil conspiracy on the vote count distribution this year. Something is afoot.

    I mean there’s always something afoot. It’s Eurovision. Highly suspect voting patterns are part of the fun.
    The Netherlands?????

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Italy voted for The Netherlands????

    thatassemblyguy
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