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Penny Arcade - Comic - Generation ZZZ
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Penny Arcade - Comic - Generation ZZZ
Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.
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-- Someone from Gen Z probably
-Tycho Brahe
When filling out the form, a question was"what is the age of your lawn?" The oldest option was 4 years.
MF, mine's at least 60, parent's are nearing 100.
I think that was likely because everything over 4 years should be in a pretty steady state, though.
And yeah, 89 year old lawn at my house. Well, I can only assume it was never torn up and redone in the intervening years.
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But the good news is, I can rent a car without having my dad to vouch for me--something that actually happened the week I graduated from college. So that's nice.
Just think one day you'll go to get carded and your block buster card falls out and they tell you nevermind.
"I have and use a nose hair trimmer, just give me my booze."
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If nose hair trimmers are the cutoff, I've been old since I was 22. I have an ear hair trimmer now.
I get a LOT of truck ads. And Google doesn't give me the option to review the ad. You'd think they'd want that, for me to tell them that I have less than zero interest in trucks and actively think less of people who buy the oversized pavement princesses they're advertising (if you've got a workin' truck that's fine, these are midlife crisis "I'm still rugged *sobs*" mobiles).
Also beer and liquor ads, which is nice as I can't drink (alcohol intolerance is a bitch). The only thing of interest they advertise to me is coffee, but they like to advertise from brands I already buy from. And protein powder, again from a brand I already buy.
Basically, their bots suck, and they won't let me tell them what I'm interested in.
What in tarnation does it mean for a lawn to be a certain age? We literally use the phrase "old as dirt" to describe things that are really old! Of all the things I claim possession over, the ground under my house has definitely been around the longest. By a decent margin, I'd say.
I think there are worse things than moving out of the crosshairs of that monstrous stalker.
Well, grass is a perennial plant. And "lawn" means all the grass across your yard. So basically, how long has it been since it's planted?
Though for us, the answer is actually a bit complicated. The 12 feet or so near the curb? That's only about 12 years old, since they came through our neighborhood and gutted it all for new curb and sewer, then put back down sod that's notably less drought resistant than the rest of the Olde Turfe.
Yup. Presume they may make slightly different recommendations based on the age; new vs established. As said earlier, 4 years or 200, it probably doesn't matter but honestly more a matter of pride. Like do '5 - 25,' and '25+' options at least.