1. Decades of litigation experience between Seelie and Unseelie courts.
2. Survived hanging several times across four continents.
3. I do not age, nor am I subject to linear time.
4. Expert within the field of Abstract Communications.
5. Extensive knowledge of whereabouts and use of soft places.
I just wanted to play. I’d never work for that asshole.
I would be very happy to be employed by Musk as a lawyer. I assume the pay is excellent, and it probably comes with a company car (a Tesla, but still).
I mean, I wouldn't actually do any work for him (and don't have a law degree anyway), but I'd be happy to cash the pay check.
Sic transit gloria mundi.
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Bloods EndBlade of TyshallePunch dimensionRegistered Userregular
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Dr. Acula attorney at law.
1. Expert at night court
2. Referred to affectionately as a bloodsucking
3. Professional dress at all times
4. I never drink wine on the job
5. Works for scale because I have old money
1. Decades of litigation experience between Seelie and Unseelie courts.
2. Survived hanging several times across four continents.
3. I do not age, nor am I subject to linear time.
4. Expert within the field of Abstract Communications.
5. Extensive knowledge of whereabouts and use of soft places.
I just wanted to play. I’d never work for that asshole.
I would be very happy to be employed by Musk as a lawyer. I assume the pay is excellent, and it probably comes with a company car (a Tesla, but still).
I mean, I wouldn't actually do any work for him (and don't have a law degree anyway), but I'd be happy to cash the pay check.
Considering how dangerous those things seem to be, I wouldn't use it as a car if it was given to me. Maybe a very big and heavy lawn ornament.
Whenever I think of driving like a video game, I remember playing grand turismo 1 on the ps1, where you were either full throttle or no throttle and either steering full left or right or neutral, because the controls were all digital buttons. "Boy, driving seems hard, I can't stop crashing into the course walls. How do my parents do this?" Thought child me.
my mom would always be like 'I hope you don't drive in real life like you do in those games!' while knowing full well that I do, indeed, drive like I do in gta
Have played Ghost Trick (that's not about lawyers but it's great and I wanted to say so)
Was once in the audience of a Tribunal and paid attention to almost all of it
Occasionally watches that YouTube lawyer guy
Seriously, Ghost Trick was great, and made me feel smart and also feelings
[Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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MaddocI'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother?Registered Userregular
Yes
I feel like the actual joke here is that Elon Musk wants to be a cool nerd so much that one of these fake "resumes" would actually result in him hiring someone
Even if the voice controls were flawless, I don’t want to talk to my technology.
The best and most useful voice control for me was “Xbox, power on” because it told the console to start up while I was searching for my controller, thus saving me the time of the initial loading screens.
All the other voice controls Kinect have never came close to how often I used the power on function.
Even if the voice controls were flawless, I don’t want to talk to my technology.
The best and most useful voice control for me was “Xbox, power on” because it told the console to start up while I was searching for my controller, thus saving me the time of the initial loading screens.
All the other voice controls Kinect have never came close to how often I used the power on function.
I liked the screen shot function.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Actually can someone with an Alexa or Google Home ask it the question? I want to know what the response is, because when I had an Alexa I found out that the nerds who made it definitely left their touch.
Lol, my Alexa replied, "There is as yet insufficient data for a meaningful answer"
1. Decades of litigation experience between Seelie and Unseelie courts.
2. Survived hanging several times across four continents.
3. I do not age, nor am I subject to linear time.
4. Expert within the field of Abstract Communications.
5. Extensive knowledge of whereabouts and use of soft places.
I just wanted to play. I’d never work for that asshole.
I would be very happy to be employed by Musk as a lawyer. I assume the pay is excellent, and it probably comes with a company car (a Tesla, but still).
I mean, I wouldn't actually do any work for him (and don't have a law degree anyway), but I'd be happy to cash the pay check.
I would expect more of a "paid in exposure" situation, IE lol he's not going to pay you
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KalTorakOne way or another, they all end up inthe Undercity.Registered Userregular
anyone who takes that job had better be prepared to do the legal equivalent of putting a useless steering yoke with touch controls in a car, or get fired for failing to deliver whatever legal outcome he thinks he deserves
The 'tries to buy a rake he stepped on' one made me guffaw
They highlight an actual real thing - Tesla factories are unsafer than others because hazard zones aren't marked in high visibility yellow - purely because Musk hates the color.
turtleantGunpla Dadis the best.Registered Userregular
Yes
Elon Musk, the real life version of that one asshole in transformers 3
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GustavFriend of GoatsSomewhere in the OzarksRegistered Userregular
Yes
the ultimate form of that snot nose little brat in the corner desk who has never been wrong
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ButtersA glass of some milksRegistered Userregular
A combination of the previous options, arranged to fit my lifestyle and level of desired engagement
The worlds wealthiest human being also recently posted a dumpster fire Elden Ring build that he apparently has the spare 100 hours or so despite having 7 children and claiming to work 16 hours a day.
It's infuriating that like half of Wall Street and Silicon Valley still thinks this guy is a genius.
The worlds wealthiest human being also recently posted a dumpster fire Elden Ring build that he apparently has the spare 100 hours or so despite having 7 children and claiming to work 16 hours a day.
It's infuriating that like half of Wall Street and Silicon Valley still thinks this guy is a genius.
Oh thank god it wasn't like my first build. Man that was a worrying moment.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I'll be honest other than the weirdly high focus stat idk what's wrong with that build.
The stats in a vacuum aren't a crime but they don't match the equipment which itself is entirely non-cohesive. He's a fat rolling spell caster with no ability to recover or even sustain from damage. As the article I shared says "Musk’s build is a guy who has spent zero seconds thinking about how the game actually works" which is fairly representative of a dude that thinks tunnels are immune to flooding.
I think the hours played is the real point there, dude spends all day shitposting on Twitter and playing video games and I know from personal experience that leaves little time for work or raising kids
…while he posts about Tesla engineers not working enough hours cause they only burn “midnight oil” and not “3am oil”
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I would be very happy to be employed by Musk as a lawyer. I assume the pay is excellent, and it probably comes with a company car (a Tesla, but still).
I mean, I wouldn't actually do any work for him (and don't have a law degree anyway), but I'd be happy to cash the pay check.
1. Expert at night court
2. Referred to affectionately as a bloodsucking
3. Professional dress at all times
4. I never drink wine on the job
5. Works for scale because I have old money
Considering how dangerous those things seem to be, I wouldn't use it as a car if it was given to me. Maybe a very big and heavy lawn ornament.
my mom would always be like 'I hope you don't drive in real life like you do in those games!' while knowing full well that I do, indeed, drive like I do in gta
You know, for the epic lols
Was this Tribunal in a video game, by any chance?
The best and most useful voice control for me was “Xbox, power on” because it told the console to start up while I was searching for my controller, thus saving me the time of the initial loading screens.
All the other voice controls Kinect have never came close to how often I used the power on function.
I liked the screen shot function.
pleasepaypreacher.net
Lol, my Alexa replied, "There is as yet insufficient data for a meaningful answer"
I would expect more of a "paid in exposure" situation, IE lol he's not going to pay you
My wife also got I check, I swear I filled out the paperwork for that but never got squat
The joke would be much better if I were referring to the Morrowind expansion, but no
A company appealed an HMRC tax decision, and I'm on the case team, but not the part of the team that actually has to do anything on the day
Then Elon Musk stole the image they made for the story (and he cropped off the Hard Drive watermark, if you're thinking it was just an accident.)
In response, Hard Drive asked that he not steal their work.
Of course, Musk responded in a... Muskian manner. And so things escalated:
Today's moral comes from Mark Twain: don't pick a fight with someone who buys ink by the barrel.
(And to understand why this sort of theft is serious business for these websites):
They highlight an actual real thing - Tesla factories are unsafer than others because hazard zones aren't marked in high visibility yellow - purely because Musk hates the color.
It's infuriating that like half of Wall Street and Silicon Valley still thinks this guy is a genius.
I think it's clear he doesn't intend to anymore and is running out the clock as long as he can before a court forces him to shit or get off the pot.
He's definitely the kind of guy who would stalk a woman's social media to ask her out, then call her ugly when she says no
You know, on top of showing her his fucked-up dick then trying to buy her silence with a pony
Oh thank god it wasn't like my first build. Man that was a worrying moment.
pleasepaypreacher.net
"I don't even want that joke anyway. It's a dumb joke." He says as he wipes the burgeoning tears from his eyes.
That's what happens when you name one of them by getting your phone to suggest a strong password
hey now woah now... the pony was incentive for the dick stuff
the buying silence costed $250,000
PSN: Robo_Wizard1
Knowing his Ego dunking on him for having a bad Elden Ring build hurts him more than dunking on him for sexual assault.
pleasepaypreacher.net
The stats in a vacuum aren't a crime but they don't match the equipment which itself is entirely non-cohesive. He's a fat rolling spell caster with no ability to recover or even sustain from damage. As the article I shared says "Musk’s build is a guy who has spent zero seconds thinking about how the game actually works" which is fairly representative of a dude that thinks tunnels are immune to flooding.
He's a fractional trillionaire memelord. These are the conversations he manifests.
…while he posts about Tesla engineers not working enough hours cause they only burn “midnight oil” and not “3am oil”