: Welcome, Penny Arcaders and Phalla'ers in general to the Phalla World Cup of Soccer! Today the two fiercest teams in the league, the PrecisionK God Emperors
and the Infidelity
, will face of in a battle which could only be described as 'to the death.'
: Right you are, Bill. Now, these teams started the league with over one hundred players each, remember that, and these teams have been whittled down to just ten people apiece. This is a dangerous sport, Bill.
: Absolutely, John. Just look at the massacre of the 313 Jesters
at the hands of the Spectre 500
earlier this season.
: What a great game that was. Though the Jesters certainly made some outstanding plays this season.
: I have the feeling this game is going to boil right down to the points, John. These teams are going to have to score those points if they want to win.
: Right you are, Bill, this game is definitely going to go to the team that just scores the most points.
: Ah! Looks like we've got the team rosters in. Lets see if we can...
: So, what's it look like, Bill?
: John, it looks like the roster's been mixed up. All I have here is a list of names of players who are going to be playing on that field today.
: Well, the show must go on. Go ahead and read off those names, Bill, we'll sort em out eventually.
--WELCOME to the Phalla World Cup Soccer game. Please !Sign up
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And remember to wear your shin guards.
1. Maximus (God Emperor Coach)
3. Mr. Defacation (Infidelity Wingman)
5. CJ Iwakura (God Emperor Goal)
11. Evilbob (Infidelity Striker)
12. Cheez (Infidelity Goal)
14. TehSpectre (God Emperor Foul Player)
16. Wildcat (God Emperor Penalty Kicker)
2. Toxic Toys
Day 1 Results
- Day 1 Narration