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[Miniphalla] Phalla Cup Soccer: TIE GAME

RendRend Registered User regular
edited February 2008 in Critical Failures
BILL: Welcome, Penny Arcaders and Phalla'ers in general to the Phalla World Cup of Soccer! Today the two fiercest teams in the league, the PrecisionK God Emperors and the Infidelity, will face of in a battle which could only be described as 'to the death.'

JOHN: Right you are, Bill. Now, these teams started the league with over one hundred players each, remember that, and these teams have been whittled down to just ten people apiece. This is a dangerous sport, Bill.

BILL: Absolutely, John. Just look at the massacre of the 313 Jesters at the hands of the Spectre 500 earlier this season.

JOHN: What a great game that was. Though the Jesters certainly made some outstanding plays this season.

BILL: I have the feeling this game is going to boil right down to the points, John. These teams are going to have to score those points if they want to win.

JOHN: Right you are, Bill, this game is definitely going to go to the team that just scores the most points.

BILL: Ah! Looks like we've got the team rosters in. Lets see if we can...

JOHN: So, what's it look like, Bill?

BILL: John, it looks like the roster's been mixed up. All I have here is a list of names of players who are going to be playing on that field today.

JOHN: Well, the show must go on. Go ahead and read off those names, Bill, we'll sort em out eventually.

--WELCOME to the Phalla World Cup Soccer game. Please !Sign up in bold lime to play.

And remember to wear your shin guards.

1. Maximus (God Emperor Coach)
2. Egos
3. Mr. Defacation (Infidelity Wingman)
4. B:L
5. CJ Iwakura (God Emperor Goal)
6. Infidel
7. Aegis
8. DevoutlyApathetic
9. Qorzm
10. Crovaxan
11. Evilbob (Infidelity Striker)
12. Cheez (Infidelity Goal)
13. Visiblehowl
14. TehSpectre (God Emperor Foul Player)
15. NATIK
16. Wildcat (God Emperor Penalty Kicker)
17. Jester313
18. Stew_Stick
19. Gumpy
20. Hylianbunny

Reserves:
1. Durax
2. Toxic Toys
3. DasUberEdward

---
Day 1 Results - Day 1 Narration

Rend on
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  • MaximusMaximus Engineer of the Harbinger Engine RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Sign Up!!!

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    !sign up

    Egos on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    !sign up

    M.D. on
  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    !Spectre 500 ARE GO

    B:L on
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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    a mini?

    I thought you would do a full one!

    Obbi on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Obbi wrote: »
    a mini?

    I thought you would do a full one!

    Of course.

    When the time comes.

    Rend on
  • MaximusMaximus Engineer of the Harbinger Engine RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Rend wrote: »
    Obbi wrote: »
    a mini?

    I thought you would do a full one!

    Of course.

    When the time comes.

    Ominous....

    Maximus on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Could this be apology for leaving Roberto out?

    !sign up

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Wait, shit, I have a team named after me? And I just died?

    Well I gotta !sign up don't I.

    Infidel on
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  • duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    !reserve

    durax on
  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Well why the hell not, !signup

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Well this looks fun. I'll !Reserve if I can.

    I'm still in the main game, so let other people play. If some one drops I'll fill the spot.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Oh I'll Sign up for this then.

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Oh I'll Sign up for this then.
    Your application for the Spectre 500 has been accepted.

    Welcome to the team!

    B:L on
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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    B:L, what _would_ your team be named?

    Rend on
  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    !sign up

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Rend wrote: »
    B:L, what _would_ your team be named?
    Soccer is all about national pride, so if I had to name my own team, it would be

    [size=+2]B:Lazil[/size]


    We offer free meals on our flights.

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  • CrovaxanCrovaxan Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    !SIGNUP

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  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    !signup

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  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

    cheez on
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I guess?

    If enough people want to play who are out of the current phalla, they can have my spot.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    B:L wrote: »
    Rend wrote: »
    B:L, what _would_ your team be named?
    Soccer is all about national pride, so if I had to name my own team, it would be

    [size=+2]B:Lazil[/size]


    We offer free meals on our flights.

    :|

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Oh, Rend. You ego stroker, you.

    !Sign Up!

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  • NATIKNATIK DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    !Sign up. Got holidays, have the time.

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    !Sign up!

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  • Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    !Sign up

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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    17 / 20 slots filled.

    Rend on
  • Stew_StickStew_Stick Dinner UKRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I will nab myself a !sign up

    Stew_Stick on
  • Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I'm the last surviving member of the 313 Jesters!

    Jester313 on
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Sign up

    Its a Rend Phalla.

    So good.

    Gumpy on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    We need 1 more to get this party started.

    M.D. on
  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    :|
    AW NOM NOM NOM

    B:L on
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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    19/20 spots filled.

    If nobody else signs up before tonight, I'll pull the reserves in.

    The phalla is designed for those who have died in the main, but if you're still alive, feel free to sign up. Also, another mini is going up thursday, so the people that die tonight and that night aren't going to be out of luck.

    Rend on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Someone sign up or i'll grudge everyone who isn't signed up. Rend is the bestest.

    M.D. on
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I'll take the last spot I should be dead.

    Actually no, make me a reserve in case I don't die.

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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Alright, I'm back, and DUE is going on as the 3rd reserve. I figure I'll pull reserves if, after the death toll tonight, I don't get another signup.

    Either way, role PMs _will_ go out tonight, a bit after blarney's vote close, and the first night will end tomrrow, thursday, at 7 PM pst.

    Rend on
  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I'll fill up your last spot, Rend.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I love you rend

    M.D. on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I love you to, Mr D.

    Role PMs should be going out very soon.

    Rend on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I wanna be the slutty soccer fan.

    M.D. on
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