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[Mini-phalla] Baldur's Phalla - Good and Viconia win!

BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
edited February 2008 in Critical Failures
In your youth, you lead a sheltered life in the walled stronghold that was Candlekeep. Tutored by your foster father Gorion – who took you in as a favour to your deceased mother, so he said – you learned the skills of your craft. That all changed when you were forced to flee, your father brutally murdered in front of your very eyes. With an ever-growing number of companions, you saved the city of Baldur’s Gate from the schemes of your half-brother, and learned your true heritage – the child of the dead god of murder, Bhaal.

But your trials did not end there, when you were captured by a crazed mage and subjected to torture. After escaping, you were forced to hunt him down when he kidnapped your sister – and then stole both of your souls. Showing your natural determination, you descended into hell itself to win back your rightful destiny and defeat him once and for all.

And now… now we come to the end time. Other children of Bhaal have brought destruction and war to the land, and you have once again been thrust into conflict against those who would wield your father’s legacy. Victorious against them, you must proceed into your father’s realm to stop the last high priestess of his cult, who wishes to become a goddess herself.

This is the final chapter of the Bhaalspawn saga.


What's this?
This is a mini-phalla for 20 people based on the game Baldur's Gate 2. Knowledge of the characters and scenario of that game will be helpful, but is not necessary in the slightest. Some things have been changed slightly - don't expect someone to be a villain in this phalla just because their alignment was evil in the game.

Phalla? What's that?
The forum's version of the party game, Mafia. See here for more details. As ever, please do not quote or take screenshots of your role PMs!

So what's the twist?
Every player will be given a character role, along with a list of actions, items, and win conditions. The use of these will be explained in greater details in the role PMs, although it should be said that a player can use as many abilities in a night as they wish, but only one item per night.

When you die whilst holding an item, the item will be randomly distributed. Items can be freely traded between players - PM me to tell me of the exchange.

Every day you must also vote for a player to be executed. Please !vote in red and !retract in lime.

Primary win conditions being fulfilled will end the game. Secondary and tertiary win conditions will not.

If you set up an off-site proboard, please PM me the link to it.

Any rules questions can be asked in orange.

Player List
1: NATIK
2: Oatway
3: Quoth - Day One
4: KrataLightblade - Day Three

5: B:L
6: Gumpy - Day Four
7: Maximus - Day Four
8: Hylianbunny - Day Two
9: Pseudolus - Day One
10: Corp. Shephard - Day Four
11: Mr. Defecation - Day Three
12: Obbi - Day Three
13: Aegis - Day Three
14: real_pochacco - Day Four
15: Look Out it's Sabs! - Day Four
16: FrostMist - Day Three
17: PsychoCucumber - Day Four
18: Plutonium - Day Two

19: Rainfall
20: Egos - Day Four

Reserves
21: Durax
22: Delroland
23: TehSpectre
24: TheLawinator
25:

Night 0 Narration.
Night 1 Narration.
Night 2 Narration.
Night 3 Narration.
Night 4 Narration.

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  • NATIKNATIK DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    !Sign up

    I love baldurs gate, there is no way I can miss this.

    NATIK on
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  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Oh god. I have to sign up.

    Oats on
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    !Sign up

    Since I'm dead in the main phalla. :-(

    Quoth on
  • duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    !reserve

    durax on
  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    !I am love you, sign me up.

    KrataLightblade on
    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    !GO FOR THE EYES, BOO

    B:L on
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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    !Sign up, GMT is the best time to run a Phalla.

    Gumpy on
  • MaximusMaximus Engineer of the Harbinger Engine RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Sign Up for Buttkicking for Goodness!!!

    Maximus on
  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    !I'm in.

    Hylianbunny on
  • PseudolusPseudolus Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    !So In

    Pseudolus on
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  • Corp.ShephardCorp.Shephard Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I've never Mini-Phall'd before.. Lets do this!

    Corp.Shephard on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    You guys I can't keep this up !sign up

    M.D. on
  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    !sign up

    Somehow I wanted to just watch Rend's phalla, but this one was just beggin' to be ruined!

    Obbi on
  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Oh christ, another Phalla I have to !sign up. I'd have to kill myself for missing a BG based one.

    Aegis on
    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
  • real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Heh surely I won't last much longer in the Gods of Phalla game, so I !sign up

    real_pochacco on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I !sign up!!!

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    !Sign up

    FrostMist on
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  • PsychoCucumberPsychoCucumber Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Sign the fuck up!

    PsychoCucumber on
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I grows tired of yelling battle cries when fighting this mage! Boo will finish your eyeballs once and for all so he does not rise again! EVIL, MEET MY SWORD! SWORD, MEET EVIL!!!!

    Plutonium on
  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Plutonium wrote: »
    Boo and I shall triumph over evil!

    Bah, there are far too many Boos in this thread.

    We need a Minature Giant Space Serpent to eat all the fake Boos.

    KrataLightblade on
    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Merely a placeholder until I could find a proper quote. And how dare you even think about Boo dying!

    Plutonium on
  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Plutonium wrote: »
    I grows tired of yelling battle cries when fighting this mage! Boo will finish your eyeballs once and for all so he does not rise again! EVIL, MEET MY SWORD! SWORD, MEET EVIL!!!!

    You are amusing ... in a what the hell is wrong with you kind of way.

    Aegis on
    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Plutonium wrote: »
    Boo and I shall triumph over evil!

    Bah, there are far too many Boos in this thread.

    We need a Minature Giant Space Serpent to eat all the fake Boos.

    Or Tubba Blubba.

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  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Plutonium wrote: »
    Merely a placeholder until I could find a proper quote. And how dare you even think about Boo dying!

    Now now, I specifically noted that it'd be FAKE Boos. The real one, obviously, is much too badass to ever die.

    Besides, I'd hate to see Minsc cry.

    KrataLightblade on
    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    OHGOD !Signup SO HARD.

    Rainfall on
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    MURDER WAS OUR FATHER'S WORK! EMBRACE IT AS I HAVE!

    I'd totally love Sarevok forever if he wouldn't try to kill me always.

    Rainfall on
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    goddamnit , too fucking cool to pass up.

    !sign up

    Egos on
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Player slots are now full. Reserves may continue to sign up.

    Role PMs will go out shortly.

    Burnage on
  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Rainfall wrote: »
    MURDER WAS OUR FATHER'S WORK! EMBRACE IT AS I HAVE!

    I'd totally love Sarevok forever if he wouldn't try to kill me always.

    DEATHBRINGER ASSAULT: 300 hp damage.

    KrataLightblade on
    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I call Edwin!/Edwina!

    Plutonium on
  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    hehe - let's see what we'll get here then :)

    FrostMist on
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  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    oh look
    Burnage wrote:
    You are....


    That Mage Assassin at the Friendly Arms Inn!

    You know the one, that one you're supposed to kill at level one, who is definitely not level 1

    Your ability? Why, you have a very high level mirror image spell. You need to be hit like six times to even start taking any damage.

    Plutonium on
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Plut, I'm pretty certain I put your name down as Carbos in the PM. Or was it Shank? I forget.

    Because they are forgettable.

    Burnage on
  • MaximusMaximus Engineer of the Harbinger Engine RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Dibs on Jan Jansen.

    Maximus on
  • NATIKNATIK DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Plutonium wrote: »
    oh look
    Burnage wrote:
    You are....


    That Mage Assassin at the Friendly Arms Inn!

    You know the one, that one you're supposed to kill at level one, who is definitely not level 1

    Your ability? Why, you have a very high level mirror image spell. You need to be hit like six times to even start taking any damage.

    Ternash/Ternesh or something, isnt it?

    NATIK on
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  • delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I !kick it in the head 'til it's dead!

    delroland on
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  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Plutonium wrote: »
    oh look
    Burnage wrote:
    You are....


    That Mage Assassin at the Friendly Arms Inn!

    You know the one, that one you're supposed to kill at level one, who is definitely not level 1

    Your ability? Why, you have a very high level mirror image spell. You need to be hit like six times to even start taking any damage.

    First time playing Baldur's Gate I died so many times to that bastard.

    Aegis on
    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
  • NATIKNATIK DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Aegis wrote: »
    Plutonium wrote: »
    oh look
    Burnage wrote:
    You are....


    That Mage Assassin at the Friendly Arms Inn!

    You know the one, that one you're supposed to kill at level one, who is definitely not level 1

    Your ability? Why, you have a very high level mirror image spell. You need to be hit like six times to even start taking any damage.

    First time playing Baldur's Gate I died so many times to that bastard.

    I still do, he is fucking evil. Who the fuck sets a level 6-7 mage with Horror, mirror image and insane magic missiles up against a level 1 Necro, level 1 theif, level 1 Fighter and a level 1 something else. Thats just evil.

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  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    yeah - but that's what game makers are :P

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  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Aye, that mage be a bloody bastard.

    Only one way t'take care of mages, don't you know.

    KrataLightblade on
    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
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