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Pride and Prejudice and Goncharov [Movies]

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    This movie is unfortunately not very good at all.

  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    Grislo wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Grislo wrote: »
    Of course he does. He's Thomas Jane, he doesn't fuck around.

    Do they show his feet, and is he wearing shoes?

    What are you the editor of his wikifeet?

    I don't do unpaid work.

    (Jane is/was all about not wearing shoes, and it's kind of fun to see if a project is at a level of "i'll do this thing, but I'm not wearing shoes, so figure it out")

    The Expanse podcast has multiple stories of him just showing up to set without shoes and refusing to put any on. I still can't decide if that's some asshole behavior or very funny

    There’s this one scene in the first season where he breaks into an apartment and as he’s about to leave he realizes they have some of their water ration left so he quickly washes his hair in the kitchen sink and it’s just the most amazing little dirtbag character bit, and Jane sells it perfectly.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    This movie is unfortunately not very good at all.

    I wanted to like that movie, but I could not.

    Even more disappointing that I rented it based on the recommendation of a critic that I usually agree with.

  • Andy JoeAndy Joe We claim the land for the highlord! The AdirondacksRegistered User regular
    Watched Willow for the first time to prepare for the premier of the series next week. Those special effects are pretty good for 1988!

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    I still love Willow, watched it a little while back just to confirm it

  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    I watched the Guardians of the Galaxy Christmas Special. It was surprisingly good! Definitely had a feel of something they just shot with Bautista and Klementieff on an off day from shooting Guardians 3, but it had kind of a sweet, charming attitude to the whole thing. Kind of unnervingly, the soundtrack consisted entirely of stuff from my personal xmas playlist.

    The Old 97s did turn in an absolute banger of a Christmas song for the special, though.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Is Little Drummer Boy in it? Asking for a thread.

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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Is Little Drummer Boy in it? Asking for a thread.

    I’ll never tell

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Just got back from Glass Onion. It slaps, and it's criminal it's in as few theaters as it is

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    There’s a scene in Willow where he’s trying to turn the sorceress back into a human and he messes up and turns her into a goat instead. When she’s a goat she says “WILLOW” in this weird goat voice.

    My dog’s name is Willow and I’ve been banned from saying her name like that after I did it a billion times

  • Andy JoeAndy Joe We claim the land for the highlord! The AdirondacksRegistered User regular
    There’s a scene in Willow where he’s trying to turn the sorceress back into a human and he messes up and turns her into a goat instead. When she’s a goat she says “WILLOW” in this weird goat voice.

    My dog’s name is Willow and I’ve been banned from saying her name like that after I did it a billion times

    How about the part where she knocks an enemy soldier off a bridge and goes "Take tha-a-a-t!"?

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular


    This is unironically my favorite ongoing film series that hasn't had a single actual release yet. Winnie the Pooh killing after Robin goes to college and forgets about them; Bambi killing after his mom's murdered; the Peter Pan one that just got announced by the same director; and unrelated to the director but in the same vein The Mean One, which is out in 2 weeks about the Grinch trying to murder Cindy

  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    Glass Onion is great

    It's real good

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular


    This is unironically my favorite ongoing film series that hasn't had a single actual release yet. Winnie the Pooh killing after Robin goes to college and forgets about them; Bambi killing after his mom's murdered; the Peter Pan one that just got announced by the same director; and unrelated to the director but in the same vein The Mean One, which is out in 2 weeks about the Grinch trying to murder Cindy

    I on the other hand am extremely tired of this

  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    It just sounds like entries from a teenage edgelord

  • Ms DapperMs Dapper Yuri Librarian Registered User regular
  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Scorsese is all right

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    I expected The Menu to be great

    I didn't expect it to be as hilarious as it was, too, to the point where the best gag wasn't even
    serving a breadless-bread plate with a note describing the delicious bread you could be eating if only it were there

  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Last night my best friend came over and talked me into watching Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country for the first time.

    And out of the few Star Trek films I have seen, so far, that is my favorite.

    A murder mystery & a prison heist?! Solid narrative structure!

    But what I was not prepared for was Kurtwood Smith's appearance in this film.

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    Every time this guy showed up on screen I howled with laughter.

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  • GR_ZombieGR_Zombie Krillin It Registered User regular
    edited November 2022
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Last night my best friend came over and talked me into watching Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country for the first time.

    And out of the few Star Trek films I have seen, so far, that is my favorite.

    A murder mystery & a prison heist?! Solid narrative structure!

    But what I was not prepared for was Kurtwood Smith's appearance in this film.

    Star-Trek-Kurtwood-Smith.jpg

    Every time this guy showed up on screen I howled with laughter.
    In the style of Red ”P’tahk”

    GR_Zombie on
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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Last night my best friend came over and talked me into watching Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country for the first time.

    And out of the few Star Trek films I have seen, so far, that is my favorite.

    A murder mystery & a prison heist?! Solid narrative structure!

    But what I was not prepared for was Kurtwood Smith's appearance in this film.

    Star-Trek-Kurtwood-Smith.jpg

    Every time this guy showed up on screen I howled with laughter.

    What about Odo playing the only Army dude in all of Starfleet?!?

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Last night my best friend came over and talked me into watching Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country for the first time.

    And out of the few Star Trek films I have seen, so far, that is my favorite.

    A murder mystery & a prison heist?! Solid narrative structure!

    But what I was not prepared for was Kurtwood Smith's appearance in this film.

    https://i.ibb.co/C5y4Rww/Star-Trek-Kurtwood-Smith.jpg

    Every time this guy showed up on screen I howled with laughter.

    What about Odo playing the only Army dude in all of Starfleet?!?

    Oh, I must have missed him showing up.

    There are A LOT of actors in Undiscovered Country.

    At one point Christian Slater showed up, covered entirely in shadows, and I presumed he was the villain for a while.

    But that's cause I never trust a Christian Slater character.

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  • EmperorSethEmperorSeth Registered User regular
    Well, Glass Onion was a delight!
    Seriously, an entire two hour movie about how much Elon Musk sucks? And it's not even close to my birthday. The mystery was just a bonus at that point.

    It was a brilliant mystery, though, and often hilarious. The weird roommate always brought a laugh. My only complaint was that Jessica Henwick's Peg got little to do. I'm assuming that she was intended to be a red herring, or fit the same role as the college girl in the first movie, that even the "nice" rich people won't risk their privilege to do the right thing.

    Overall, it's one of my favorite movies of the year. It didn't make me sob for 40 minutes, so EEAAO still takes it. But I have to consider if takes the #2 place from Nope.

    You know what? Nanowrimo's cancelled on account of the world is stupid.
  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    edited November 2022
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Last night my best friend came over and talked me into watching Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country for the first time.

    And out of the few Star Trek films I have seen, so far, that is my favorite.

    A murder mystery & a prison heist?! Solid narrative structure!

    But what I was not prepared for was Kurtwood Smith's appearance in this film.

    https://i.ibb.co/C5y4Rww/Star-Trek-Kurtwood-Smith.jpg

    Every time this guy showed up on screen I howled with laughter.

    What about Odo playing the only Army dude in all of Starfleet?!?

    Oh, I must have missed him showing up.

    There are A LOT of actors in Undiscovered Country.

    At one point Christian Slater showed up, covered entirely in shadows, and I presumed he was the villain for a while.

    But that's cause I never trust a Christian Slater character.

    Christian Slater actually asked to be in the movie just because he is a Trek fan.

    Rene Auberjonois is the officer who proposes the tactical strike to rescue Kirk and McCoy from the Prison. He is the only person ever in Star Trek to wear a Starfleet uniform but be addressed as an Army rank. It is very weird. Also a great mustache.

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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    There’s a scene in Willow where he’s trying to turn the sorceress back into a human and he messes up and turns her into a goat instead. When she’s a goat she says “WILLOW” in this weird goat voice.

    My dog’s name is Willow and I’ve been banned from saying her name like that after I did it a billion times

    Message I got from my friend today

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Undiscovered country might be my favorite Star Trek movie.

    It is certainly the one I have seen the most.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Last night my best friend came over and talked me into watching Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country for the first time.

    And out of the few Star Trek films I have seen, so far, that is my favorite.

    A murder mystery & a prison heist?! Solid narrative structure!

    But what I was not prepared for was Kurtwood Smith's appearance in this film.

    https://i.ibb.co/C5y4Rww/Star-Trek-Kurtwood-Smith.jpg

    Every time this guy showed up on screen I howled with laughter.

    What about Odo playing the only Army dude in all of Starfleet?!?

    Oh, I must have missed him showing up.

    There are A LOT of actors in Undiscovered Country.

    At one point Christian Slater showed up, covered entirely in shadows, and I presumed he was the villain for a while.

    But that's cause I never trust a Christian Slater character.

    Christian Slater actually asked to be in the movie just because he is a Trek fan.

    Rene Auberjonois is the officer who proposes the tactical strike to rescue Kirk and McCoy from the Prison. He is the only person ever in Star Trek to wear a Starfleet uniform but be addressed as an Army rank. It is very weird. Also a great mustache.

    Zonugal might have seen the theatrical cut, Colonel West only shows up in the director's cut

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Is Undiscovered Country the one where Kirk wins a prison fight by kicking the alien in his knee genitals? If so, that's the only Star Trek movie I've ever seen.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Is Undiscovered Country the one where Kirk wins a prison fight by kicking the alien in his knee genitals? If so, that's the only Star Trek movie I've ever seen.

    It is hilarious trying to think of an evolutionary pressure for knee genitals

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    I’m watching Slayers

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    Vampire slayer Elliot Jones made it his life's mission to take revenge on the bloodsuckers who killed his teenage daughter. After years of tracking them, he's finally reached their secret and hidden base. However, to get to them, he'll need help from a motley crew of social media superstars who've been invited to party at a compound that's also a lair for ancient vampires.

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  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Is Undiscovered Country the one where Kirk wins a prison fight by kicking the alien in his knee genitals? If so, that's the only Star Trek movie I've ever seen.

    It is hilarious trying to think of an evolutionary pressure for knee genitals

    Keep in mind that evolution is not an optimizing process

  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    There's a Jurassic Park marathon on TV at my partner's parents' place and I had forgotten just how much more I like Jurassic Park 3 than The Lost World (at least in movie format, I think the book kinda slaps)

    Like, The Lost World movie meanders a lot more, and feels a lot more uncomfortable with having anything to say about the plot or themes of the first installment, where 3 is still messy but at least tries to be about something and is a fair bit shorter and more tightly paced

    The Lost World has a couple really dope sequences and the special effects tend to look great, it's also just got very little connective tissue between the good bits and the whole thing suffers a similar kind of late-90s blockbuster bloat that also shows up in like, Roland Emmerich's Godzilla

    Also I feel like The Lost World does the raptors kinda dirty (with the exception of the tall grass sequence, which is much shorter than I'd remembered but at least super dope while it's happening), where they are pretty genuinely threatening in 3 any time they're on screen

    The worst thing I can say about 3 is that it just kind of ends, and in an extremely early-aughts "ooh rah US marine landing" way to boot. Up to that point it mostly nails a survival horror feel to me, in a way where The Lost World mostly doesn't besides the opening shots of the T Rex attack on the trailer

    That said, for all its bloat and goofiness I do think The Lost World is still less actively cynical in its outlook than World was

  • shoeboxjeddyshoeboxjeddy Registered User regular
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    There's a Jurassic Park marathon on TV at my partner's parents' place and I had forgotten just how much more I like Jurassic Park 3 than The Lost World (at least in movie format, I think the book kinda slaps)

    Like, The Lost World movie meanders a lot more, and feels a lot more uncomfortable with having anything to say about the plot or themes of the first installment, where 3 is still messy but at least tries to be about something and is a fair bit shorter and more tightly paced

    The Lost World has a couple really dope sequences and the special effects tend to look great, it's also just got very little connective tissue between the good bits and the whole thing suffers a similar kind of late-90s blockbuster bloat that also shows up in like, Roland Emmerich's Godzilla

    Also I feel like The Lost World does the raptors kinda dirty (with the exception of the tall grass sequence, which is much shorter than I'd remembered but at least super dope while it's happening), where they are pretty genuinely threatening in 3 any time they're on screen

    The worst thing I can say about 3 is that it just kind of ends, and in an extremely early-aughts "ooh rah US marine landing" way to boot. Up to that point it mostly nails a survival horror feel to me, in a way where The Lost World mostly doesn't besides the opening shots of the T Rex attack on the trailer

    That said, for all its bloat and goofiness I do think The Lost World is still less actively cynical in its outlook than World was

    I don't see how the raptors can be considered more threatening in 3 considering they kill literally no people. In The Lost World, they kill a HUGE amount of people. 3 is paced incompetently, in that a couple of people die at the start and then no one else, for the entire rest of the movie. Even that ONE GUY they kill... no never mind, he was fine actually.

  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I watched a good video yesterday that talked about how the raptors in the JW movies are entirely dumb and non-threatening compared to in the JP movies. I've never watched Dominion so it was the first time I'd seen the sequence where Strong Female Character outruns a raptor across some rooftops and god it was embarrassing. I hate those films I haven't even seen so much


    Anyway the best one is the one where they go to space.

    https://youtu.be/JVho5fU3lwc

  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    There's a Jurassic Park marathon on TV at my partner's parents' place and I had forgotten just how much more I like Jurassic Park 3 than The Lost World (at least in movie format, I think the book kinda slaps)

    Like, The Lost World movie meanders a lot more, and feels a lot more uncomfortable with having anything to say about the plot or themes of the first installment, where 3 is still messy but at least tries to be about something and is a fair bit shorter and more tightly paced

    The Lost World has a couple really dope sequences and the special effects tend to look great, it's also just got very little connective tissue between the good bits and the whole thing suffers a similar kind of late-90s blockbuster bloat that also shows up in like, Roland Emmerich's Godzilla

    Also I feel like The Lost World does the raptors kinda dirty (with the exception of the tall grass sequence, which is much shorter than I'd remembered but at least super dope while it's happening), where they are pretty genuinely threatening in 3 any time they're on screen

    The worst thing I can say about 3 is that it just kind of ends, and in an extremely early-aughts "ooh rah US marine landing" way to boot. Up to that point it mostly nails a survival horror feel to me, in a way where The Lost World mostly doesn't besides the opening shots of the T Rex attack on the trailer

    That said, for all its bloat and goofiness I do think The Lost World is still less actively cynical in its outlook than World was

    I don't see how the raptors can be considered more threatening in 3 considering they kill literally no people. In The Lost World, they kill a HUGE amount of people. 3 is paced incompetently, in that a couple of people die at the start and then no one else, for the entire rest of the movie. Even that ONE GUY they kill... no never mind, he was fine actually.

    The raptors do very much kill a guy on screen in 3, still in the early-middle act but right after using him as bait for an attempted trap - also, I might argue 3 is in some ways its own sideways adaptation of The Lost World's book which also only has five humans in it and does similar stuff with the body count. I agree its pacing is weird and messy, but not for a lack of meaningful tension along the way

    The tall grass sequence in Lost World felt surprisingly cartoony, I remembered it feeling really cinematic and impactful the last time I'd seen it almost a decade ago but this time literally the only sequence that felt that way in Lost World was the scene with the trailers on the cliff (and mostly the first half before Eddy shows up), and in fact this time I think I found the whole film weirdly tonally messy in a way I can only compare to a few other late 90s blockbusters I've also revisited recently (Jumanji, Godzilla, Small Soldiers, to name a few that suffer this tonal whiplash and sheen of Clinton-era commercialism)

    Overall I think Jurassic Park 2/3 are messy but at least have significant cinematic vision and are not entirely cynical, which is better than I can say for the Worldses

  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    I watched Run Sweetheart Run which HBO max kept pushing on me and I went in blind.

    It's kind of half baked and a little cringe but it was ok filler fodder.

    The biggest thing I took away from it is the lead Ella Balinska is a nearly 6 ft smoke show who needs to fire her agent.

    Her filmography is filled with genre stuff since apparently she's had some sort of martial arts acting training but she seems like a decent actress with a ton of screen presence and could absolutely be a darling of genre movies for years to come if she gets a role that isn't in something bad.

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  • Andy JoeAndy Joe We claim the land for the highlord! The AdirondacksRegistered User regular
    Strange World is cute. Splat is a little shit, and I love him.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    I wouldn't celebrate too much until it's picked up by more reliable outlets

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