How is it possible for someone to be that bad of a poster
What blows me away is that he is more than rich enough to find a nice Mateba, which is what all those doofy looking cyberpunk revolvers are based on anyways, but instead he has that completely fake, 50 dollar looking prop gun with no trigger and off-kilter chamber. Just always and forever the worst goddamn poster.
He'd like to re-iterate, for the record, that he is definitely not mad. He wants to make sure everyone is clear on that fact. He might post something about it two or three more times in the next hour hammering home that he's 100 percent absolutely not upset. He'll do that by posting a meme frog smoking a cigar, the universal symbol of tranquility.
Imagine being the richest person to ever exist. And you spend the equivalent of the GNP of Tunisia to buy a social media service. Which nets you the the neverending friendship of
There's nothing to understand they just have a series of nerve bundles that go "bleep bloop tax incentives" and then they wriggle towards off shore bank accounts using evolutionary instinct and possibly the UV light from stars as a sort of crude navigational chart.
God, he's so incredibly rich and he can't kick a pro-tier cosplayer 200 bucks to make him a better Deus Ex gun
He's that rich and he doesn't just pay somebody to custom build him a functioning Deus Ex gun
I truly do not understand rich people
It's not complicated
Imagine you live in an environment where if you were to say, actually shit yourself in front of a group of people, I don't mean just a little leak, but a large noisy visible wet splattery self-shitting that instantly stank out the place and ruined a valuable carpet, not only would they not say anything but one or more of them would actively praise your self-shitting skills and suggest that we would all do well to learn how to shit ourselves even a tenth as well as that.
Because rich people publicly shit themselves, V1ms want to be rich, therefore V1m publicly shitting himself will is necessary (but possibly not sufficent, because I'm just not as good at it as really rich people) for a richer V1m
And we all want that don't we, fellow self-shitters?
God, he's so incredibly rich and he can't kick a pro-tier cosplayer 200 bucks to make him a better Deus Ex gun
He's that rich and he doesn't just pay somebody to custom build him a functioning Deus Ex gun
I truly do not understand rich people
Somebody scammed him this gun. They messaged saying they are in charge of a very private official limited run reproduction for true fans, and Elon was top of the list. For only 25k he could get model 00 of 10 with a certificate of authenticity.
He grabbed this and the other gun from his vault of `authentic` items, and carefully staged the nightstand to show his true cred
I appreciate you all pointing out his gun is a fake videogame thing, because I thought it was one of those souped up handguns and he was trying to show off for a particular audience.
I appreciate you all pointing out his gun is a fake videogame thing, because I thought it was one of those souped up handguns and he was trying to show off for a particular audience.
I mean, I think he is trying to show off a souped up handgun for that particular audience… just without actually owning one.
I'm trying to imagine Elon Musk shooting an actual gun and the only outcome I can conceive of is the recoil scares him and then the gun flies back and beans him in the face, instantly knocking him unconscious, Family Guy style.
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I could see Elon attempting to get into those, like, tactical shooting courses that people do, but being fucking shit at it so he just like rents out entire facilities so no one sees him fail at breaching a door four times in a row or whatever
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My assumption was that the goal was to get people who don't like guns to react strongly and then be able to make fun of them for not realizing that it's a toy video game gun (while also showing off his nerd cred or whatever)
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I'm trying to imagine Elon Musk shooting an actual gun and the only outcome I can conceive of is the recoil scares him and then the gun flies back and beans him in the face, instantly knocking him unconscious, Family Guy style.
God, he's so incredibly rich and he can't kick a pro-tier cosplayer 200 bucks to make him a better Deus Ex gun
He's that rich and he doesn't just pay somebody to custom build him a functioning Deus Ex gun
I truly do not understand rich people
A functioning one off with no reused parts would probably only be like 50k tops, if my estimates are right?
but
"I didn't get rich by writing checks, Mr. Simpson."
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If I was Elon Musk rich I'd have a division of one of my companies build me a tricorder prop. But it would be fully functional with all the scanning stuff really working.
Obviously he would not do this because having a portable scanning device like that would better all of humanity and he's too shallow to do that.
If I was Elon Musk rich I'd have a division of one of my companies build me a tricorder prop. But it would be fully functional with all the scanning stuff really working.
Obviously he would not do this because having a portable scanning device like that would better all of humanity and he's too shallow to do that.
Do you think Elon finds Star Trek too “socialist” so he never liked it, or do you think he used to like it but now he just complains that it’s “too woke”?
Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
I cannot conceive as to why anyone would want to pay the 8 bucks unless their employer paid for it.
Or to shitpost, I guess, but 8 bucks is awfully expensive to shitpost.
8 bucks a month, remember
This actually is kinda funny, because someone who 'paid $8 once and got banned,' multiple times, is going to be far more acceptable than someone who paid $8 and re-subbed even once.
Standard exception for most folks who use Twitter as their ad/client base applies here - but that exception is gonna get less valuable over time, imo. Eventually it just won't be worth what you're getting and anyone using Twitter like that is hopefully looking at other options
If I was Elon Musk rich I'd have a division of one of my companies build me a tricorder prop. But it would be fully functional with all the scanning stuff really working.
Obviously he would not do this because having a portable scanning device like that would better all of humanity and he's too shallow to do that.
Do you think Elon finds Star Trek too “socialist” so he never liked it, or do you think he used to like it but now he just complains that it’s “too woke”?
Star Trek named dropped Musk as a genius inventor that one time and that sort of attention is basically the only thing Musk lives for
I want Tim Cook to take out Twitter ads saying Musk is a whiny brat who drinks his own pee, then when he gets banned and the ads don't run ask Musk why he doesn't like free speech.
And then delist Twitter from the apple store.
Actually, just that last thing would be good enough.
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What blows me away is that he is more than rich enough to find a nice Mateba, which is what all those doofy looking cyberpunk revolvers are based on anyways, but instead he has that completely fake, 50 dollar looking prop gun with no trigger and off-kilter chamber. Just always and forever the worst goddamn poster.
(Mateba, for comparison)
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Glad to see he is already at the "people talking shit about me is a psyop" phase of being an awful poster
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also extra weird thing to have on the nightstand
like you wake up in the middle of the night thirsty, and you slug some coke like a psycho
I'm totally not owned.
Oh fuck hes a psyop
It's great how I'm not owned by this, not one bit.
Or to shitpost, I guess, but 8 bucks is awfully expensive to shitpost.
The insulin shitpost was well worth the money
So, I drink caffeine free diet coke but that's because I just need something carbonated which feels "coke-like."
But I don't have my bed-table littered with empty cans because I'm not a goblin!
He's that rich and he doesn't just pay somebody to custom build him a functioning Deus Ex gun
I truly do not understand rich people
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There's nothing to understand they just have a series of nerve bundles that go "bleep bloop tax incentives" and then they wriggle towards off shore bank accounts using evolutionary instinct and possibly the UV light from stars as a sort of crude navigational chart.
Freedom to not hear speech he doesn't like
8 bucks a month, remember
It's not complicated
Imagine you live in an environment where if you were to say, actually shit yourself in front of a group of people, I don't mean just a little leak, but a large noisy visible wet splattery self-shitting that instantly stank out the place and ruined a valuable carpet, not only would they not say anything but one or more of them would actively praise your self-shitting skills and suggest that we would all do well to learn how to shit ourselves even a tenth as well as that.
Because rich people publicly shit themselves, V1ms want to be rich, therefore V1m publicly shitting himself will is necessary (but possibly not sufficent, because I'm just not as good at it as really rich people) for a richer V1m
And we all want that don't we, fellow self-shitters?
Somebody scammed him this gun. They messaged saying they are in charge of a very private official limited run reproduction for true fans, and Elon was top of the list. For only 25k he could get model 00 of 10 with a certificate of authenticity.
He grabbed this and the other gun from his vault of `authentic` items, and carefully staged the nightstand to show his true cred
I mean, I think he is trying to show off a souped up handgun for that particular audience… just without actually owning one.
And then his dick falls off and he slips on it
The caffeine free diet cokes have so much old dad falling asleep on the couch at 5pm energy for me.
A functioning one off with no reused parts would probably only be like 50k tops, if my estimates are right?
but
"I didn't get rich by writing checks, Mr. Simpson."
Obviously he would not do this because having a portable scanning device like that would better all of humanity and he's too shallow to do that.
Do you think Elon finds Star Trek too “socialist” so he never liked it, or do you think he used to like it but now he just complains that it’s “too woke”?
This actually is kinda funny, because someone who 'paid $8 once and got banned,' multiple times, is going to be far more acceptable than someone who paid $8 and re-subbed even once.
Standard exception for most folks who use Twitter as their ad/client base applies here - but that exception is gonna get less valuable over time, imo. Eventually it just won't be worth what you're getting and anyone using Twitter like that is hopefully looking at other options
Star Trek named dropped Musk as a genius inventor that one time and that sort of attention is basically the only thing Musk lives for
Negging Apple will get them crawling back in no time
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And then delist Twitter from the apple store.
Actually, just that last thing would be good enough.