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White Fragility in action: the Elon Musk story

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    I have actually just not seen promoted tweets lately on my feed

    I've definitely gotten more lately, but I almost always block-on-site any account whose post is Promoted. I hadn't seen a promoted account in quite a while prior to the recent changes

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    PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    I have actually just not seen promoted tweets lately on my feed

    I still see plenty of them. My new thing the app keeps doing is the “Show More Tweets” truncation it usually does when I haven’t logged in for a while, except it’s only hiding 2 tweets, and there aren’t enough on the timeline to necessitate the truncation.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited December 2022


    Replying to shit like "we must murder them" with shit like "indeed" is just fucking weird

    Couscous on
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    R-demR-dem Registered User regular
    edited December 2022
    Ah. Yes, Elton John. The super popular musical artist known for his hit songs espousing traditional relationships and marriages, clean and sober living, and other such topics. Why, he's a perfect fit for a budding alt-right Internet media platform! Why would he quit, I wonder?

    Alt shit post: I heard you guys were posting tiny dik pics and I came

    R-dem on
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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    jack dorsey you are a credulous moron

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Elon Musk's financial solvency
    I'm maybe more surprised by the fact that Jack Dorsey is still actually on twitter

    Just fuck off into obscurity with your obscene wealth you dumbass

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Oh hey blood libel cool cool

    So I guess Twitter is officially a Nazi bar now

    fuck gendered marketing
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Actual literal blood libel. Incredible

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Twitter
    Elon is so weird because like, he keeps agreeing with these monsters, but does so in the most milquetoast ways possible. "Yes, indeed. Shame on them! What a crime!"

    Like he doesn't have a clue how to express genuine outrage or emotion that isn't "lol :emoji: :emoji:" even if he agrees with what would be a horrific premise if true. The man truly does not care about anything.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    He cares about getting attention and love his wretched father never gave him

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2022
    Elon Musk's financial solvency
    Orca wrote: »
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    I've eaten dik-dik before, surprisingly tasty meat
    really

    Tell me about your dik-meat

    Nothing tastes better than jerked dikdik.

    sarukun on
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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Orca wrote: »
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    I've eaten dik-dik before, surprisingly tasty meat
    really

    Tell me about your dik-meat

    Nothing tastes better than jerked dikdik.

    You've clearly never had jelqed dick

    fakeedit - TIL there's never a "u" in that word. Thanks, Google!

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    OptyOpty Registered User regular
    Dikdik van Dik was a normal dikdik until he ate a jelqjelq fruit

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Elon Musk's financial solvency
    What's the blood libel thing people are referring to? Did a tweet disappear?

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    Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    jack dorsey you are a credulous moron

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    A head of lettuce
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    What's the blood libel thing people are referring to? Did a tweet disappear?

    That's the gist of what Lara Logan was fired from Newsmax for ranting about.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Orca wrote: »
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    I've eaten dik-dik before, surprisingly tasty meat
    really

    Tell me about your dik-meat

    Nothing tastes better than jerked dikdik.

    You've clearly never had jelqed dick

    fakeedit - TIL there's never a "u" in that word. Thanks, Google!

    for some reason when they teach you the alphabet and they say that q is always followed by u, they don't tell you about this exception

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    edited December 2022
    Elon Musk's financial solvency
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    What's the blood libel thing people are referring to? Did a tweet disappear?

    That's the gist of what Lara Logan was fired from Newsmax for ranting about.
    Thank you. I am bad at reading! I thought it was related to the Jack tweet.

    Gvzbgul on
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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    edited December 2022
    A head of lettuce
    I have to admit it is a little fun watching people Elon (supposedly) admires leave twitter and tell him (either directly or indirectly) to eat shit on the way out.

    minor incident on
    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Orca wrote: »
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    I've eaten dik-dik before, surprisingly tasty meat
    really

    Tell me about your dik-meat

    Nothing tastes better than jerked dikdik.

    You've clearly never had jelqed dick

    fakeedit - TIL there's never a "u" in that word. Thanks, Google!

    for some reason when they teach you the alphabet and they say that q is always followed by u, they don't tell you about this exception

    It's honestly a bit of a stretch that someone wouldn't find a word with a Q then no U at the end eventually, I'm surprised it isn't brought up more often.

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    OdinOdin Registered User regular
    A head of lettuce
    Tox wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Orca wrote: »
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    I've eaten dik-dik before, surprisingly tasty meat
    really

    Tell me about your dik-meat

    Nothing tastes better than jerked dikdik.

    You've clearly never had jelqed dick

    With minimal charring

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Odin wrote: »
    Tox wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Orca wrote: »
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    I've eaten dik-dik before, surprisingly tasty meat
    really

    Tell me about your dik-meat

    Nothing tastes better than jerked dikdik.

    You've clearly never had jelqed dick

    With minimal charring

    It's so thicc you gotta score the meat before you smoke that pole to make sure you draw out all the juicy goodness

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Jack Dorsey is such a fuckin rube. It'd be embarrassing if it weren't so funny to watch Lucy pull the football away from him at the last second every single time.

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    Britain's current PM, whoever that is
    Odin wrote: »
    Tox wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Orca wrote: »
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    I've eaten dik-dik before, surprisingly tasty meat
    really

    Tell me about your dik-meat

    Nothing tastes better than jerked dikdik.

    You've clearly never had jelqed dick

    With minimal charring

    never thought i'd see the twitter thread become the bad food thread and the jelqing thread at the same time

    singularity engine indeed

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    It was also the pet thread for a while. Truly one of the threads of all time.

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    Blackhawk1313Blackhawk1313 Demon Hunter for Hire Time RiftRegistered User regular
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    MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    A head of lettuce
    Elon buys Twitter with money, but like not real money, because it's tied to the value of his Tesla stock or something?

    Then he immediately starts making impossible and stupid requests if his staff. He alienates just about everyone, fires everyone who disagrees with him, and then runs off the brands who were advertising there.

    He converts part of the Twitter building into living quarters for the true believers then starts selling off furniture and kitchen stuff.

    Oh and he reinstates a bunch of Nazis.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    His mission to extend the light of consciousness

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Hey does anyone want to help me with my mission to extend the light of consciousness

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    With edibles or...? Because I don't normally smoke, so I have trouble extending my light of consciousness that way, but I would like to try edibles.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    No I need money give me money to help me extend the light of consciousness

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Elon Musk's financial solvency
    You need to phrase it better, like those real-fake priests do.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Fuck! Fuck! Fuck you! FFUCK YOU! GIVE ME MONEY ME MONEY NOW EAT SHIT EXTEND CONACIOUSNESS

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    You cannot trust Hobnail to extend the light of consciousness. Send just $16.99 a month to me in my quest to find someone capable of extending the light of consciousness.

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    gimme ten dollars and you'll go to heaven when you die

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    Ten dollars for heaven and how much for the weed?

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    ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    Elon Musk's financial solvency
    You cannot trust Hobnail to extend the light of consciousness. Send just $16.99 a month to me in my quest to find someone capable of extending the light of consciousness.

    $22.09 if you're on an iPhone.

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    The light of consciousness only comes in green if you’re using an Android device.

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    David_T wrote: »
    Ten dollars for heaven and how much for the weed?

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    That's a real good deal, like in 2022 money normally that shit would run you about forty plus tax

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