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Penny Arcade - Comic - Baby It's Kobold Outside

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Baby It's Kobold Outside!

Penny Arcade - Comic - Baby It's Kobold Outside

Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.

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  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Yes this is 100% real.

    No, I don't know why God had turned from us either.

  • OverkillengineOverkillengine Registered User regular
    Maybe I have treated the apocalypse fetishists too harshly.

  • V1mV1m Registered User regular
  • PyrianPyrian Registered User regular
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    No, I don't know why God had turned from us either.
    I mean, stuff like this probably is why.

  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Pyrian wrote: »
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    No, I don't know why God had turned from us either.
    I mean, stuff like this probably is why.

    Could God make a Kobold so big even He couldn't have sex with it?

  • V1mV1m Registered User regular
    And would there be a 9-book series about it with a 4-series Netflix adaptation?

    Well yes, obviously. Meteors plx

  • LttlefootLttlefoot Registered User regular
    Sex with Hitler 3D

  • Emperor MegamanEmperor Megaman Registered User regular
    I was about to look it up... then i thought to myself, "why the heck would i look up that" and did'nt.

  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    It's definitely a real thing.

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  • furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
    It looked very much like he was having a psychotic break, one whose cleavage point was a combination of a farm sim and a pen full of horny, diminutive reptile sluts.

    Is one hell of a sentence and it cracked me the fuck up when I read it.

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  • PyrianPyrian Registered User regular
    I was about to look it up... then i thought to myself, "why the heck would i look up that" and did'nt.
    This is an important skill to have on the internet. Took me a decade or so to learn it, lol.

  • el_vicioel_vicio Registered User regular
    reading Jerry's post and
    "nasty whore lizards" made me spit out my drink

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  • BremenBremen Registered User regular
    I was about to look it up... then i thought to myself, "why the heck would i look up that" and did'nt.

    I did and trust me, you made the right choice.

  • TigrerojoTigrerojo Registered User regular
    Huh. I thought the internet's lewd obsession with kobolds had become common knowledge after D&D became mainstream...

  • V1mV1m Registered User regular
    Bremen wrote: »
    I was about to look it up... then i thought to myself, "why the heck would i look up that" and did'nt.

    I did and trust me, you made the right choice.

    Thank you for your service

  • furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
    I think given our acceptance of furries we can cut the scalies a break. Although given the diminutive size and generally lower intellect there are other ethical concerns I suppose.

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    PSN:Furlion
  • BremenBremen Registered User regular
    furlion wrote: »
    I think given our acceptance of furries we can cut the scalies a break. Although given the diminutive size and generally lower intellect there are other ethical concerns I suppose.

    Oh, I have nothing against furries or scalies. The actual game page was very weird and offputting in multiple other ways, which I don't think need to be detailed here.

  • dennisdennis aka bingley Registered User regular
    V1m wrote: »
    Bremen wrote: »
    I was about to look it up... then i thought to myself, "why the heck would i look up that" and did'nt.

    I did and trust me, you made the right choice.

    Thank you for your service

    We used to have someone in our office to perform this service for us. Then he switched careers from programmer to priest.

    True story.

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