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[Miniphalla] Phalla Cup Soccer: TIE GAME

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  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Oh hey, I got bandwagoned while I was at work. Good times!

    cheez on
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Oh hey, you're alive!

    Told you he's crafty.

    Infidel on
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  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    In fact, I died and resurrected on the same night.

    cheez on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    The God Emperors had taken possession of the ball, their striker passing it between himself and his wingman deftly. One after another, the Infidelity defense fell between them.

    The wingman passed it across to the center, where the striker received the ball. There was only one defender in his way. Mr. Defacation had taken a stand, and he was determined not to let the ball even get close to the Infidelity goal.

    The field seemed to slow to a stop around them.

    "You think you can make it past me, Maximus?" Mr. Defacation shouted.

    "I wouldn't even have to try, fool!" Maximus shouted back, advancing with the ball. Mr. Defacation sprinted in his direction, intent on retaking possession.

    But before he knew it, Maximus was drawing his foot back for a shot. It was nanoseconds, maybe less, before that ball was in the air and hurtling at supersonic speeds at the goal.

    'I have to do this.' Mr. Defacation said to himself. 'This is my time.'

    He dove to the side, using his forehead to deflect the ball off of its path, and returning it to one of the Infidelity defenders, who began passing it down the field from there.

    His head was lost in the process.

    Something has always been said about the Phalla Cup. The kicks are faster than humanly possible. Once it gets started, much like bandwagons, it will often refuse to stop moving, or even stop picking up speed, even disregarding the very laws of logic. Mr. Defacation knew this, and sacrificed himself for the team's preservation.

    *crunch* Maximus' knee was cut into ribbons, almost instantly.

    "Thats what you get for killing Mr. Defacation, God Emperor!"

    Before taking his last breaths, Maximus tried to look at the rotary-blade adorned foe, but he had slipped back into the game before he could catch the glimpse...



    BILL: Wow, John! What a great game so far! Did you see that foul?

    JOHN: That I did, Bill. But though that may help the Infidelity out in the short game, what they're really going to have to do to win here is score the most goals!

    BILL: Right you are, this game is definitely going to the team who can score the most points.

    JOHN: So, who has our audience picked as the favorite player?

    BILL: Well, John, unfortunately it seemed to be that Mr. Defacation fellow, the one that just blocked the God Emperor shot.

    JOHN: Well, not much we can do about it now. And it doesn't look like the audience voted for _anyone_ else. Well, we can always do this... *click*

    *An explosion occurs on the field, but there are no injuries. Mr. Defacations corpse goes up in a blaze of glory*

    BILL: We'll miss you, buddy! You played a good game of Phalla.

    Rend on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    All PMs are out, the second quarter has begun.

    The score:
    Infidelity - 0
    God Emperors - 0

    Rend on
  • AegisAegis Not Quite TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Infidel wrote: »
    Coach? That sounds important...

    Naw, they're optional and expendable. Like wheels on a car.

    Aegis on
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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    So boring. Nobody is going to bring up the amazing cheezy power?

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I particularly liked this part:
    Let's see if he can find a crafty way out of this.

    cheez on
  • AegisAegis Not Quite TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    cheez wrote: »
    I particularly liked this part:
    Let's see if he can find a crafty way out of this.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    It would appear that cheez is immune to red cards.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • AegisAegis Not Quite TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    It would appear that cheez is immune to red cards.

    I'm thinking he's just immune to explosives. Clearly he is the Hulk.

    Aegis on
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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Then we should make him happy by telling him he's our favorite!

    !vote Cheez!

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    So, is it just me, or is it a little strange that the Emporer's Coach just happened to be killed.

    Oh, wait, it was Maximus and good ol' Maxi, well, he just likes to reveal to people who ask for it.

    So, we can assume that Maximus revealed to CJ Iwakura.

    This leads me to believe that Iwakura is actually a member of the Infidels.

    Thoughts? Comments?

    TehSpectre on
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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I'm curious why the hell a Coach was on the field at all.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I would direct you to a legend named Jackie Moon.

    TehSpectre on
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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    ...Uh....uhm......my lack of Soccer knowledge is going to expose me as a fraud...uhm.....

    Yeah.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    ...Uh....uhm......my lack of Soccer knowledge is going to expose me as a fraud...uhm.....

    Yeah.

    Pssst. Jackie Moon is not a real person.

    TehSpectre on
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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Oh, yea! I totally [tiny]didn't[/tiny] knew that!

    I played soccer when I was like 8. My only memory of it was bicycle kicking some poor kid in the head and getting a yellow card for it. Note: The ball was somewhat near by, I just missed it.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Any excuse to bicycle kick a kid in the head is a good excuse.

    cheez on
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Aah! International duty (read: an after-work class) ruled me out of voting last night. Sorry!

    Wildcat on
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Just to confirm, the deadline for stuff to happen is 3am GMT, right?

    Wildcat on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    10 EDT, translate as you will. Freakish moon-time.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    Aegis wrote: »
    cheez wrote: »
    I particularly liked this part:
    Let's see if he can find a crafty way out of this.

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    Obbi on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Geez, what lack of hustle I see in this thread. The other mini with a thread a day younger than this one has 200 more posts! Get with it people.

    Quickly, make with the scheming!

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Scheming? But this is football. What would we try to scheme?

    Gumpy on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    How to score a goal, perhaps?

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Step the first, kick the ball.
    Step the second, SCORE!

    Gumpy on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Didn't work out so well yesterday did it?

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Didn't work out so well yesterday did it?

    That's a point

    what type of football goes on for more then a day for a single match

    Gumpy on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Gumpy wrote: »
    That's a point

    what type of football goes on for more then a day for a single match
    The manly kind.

    ...or something. We don't want this to end with a 0-0 tie do we?

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Heck no, but then again I'm just in it for the half-time oranges.

    Wildcat on
  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Wildcat wrote: »
    Heck no, but then again I'm just in it for the half-time oranges.

    ...and CapriSun!

    visiblehowl on
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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    OoooOOoOooo

    Awesome death, love you all <3

    M.D. on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    So, is it just me, or is it a little strange that the Emporer's Coach just happened to be killed.

    Oh, wait, it was Maximus and good ol' Maxi, well, he just likes to reveal to people who ask for it.

    So, we can assume that Maximus revealed to CJ Iwakura.

    This leads me to believe that Iwakura is actually a member of the Infidels.

    Thoughts? Comments?

    Yea, since voting for Cheez doesn't seem to do anything I think I'm going with CJ "Qorzm" Iwarkura for a likely target.

    !vote CJ Iwarakura. Now to enjoy some nice Chili and sleep.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    So, is it just me, or is it a little strange that the Emporer's Coach just happened to be killed.

    Oh, wait, it was Maximus and good ol' Maxi, well, he just likes to reveal to people who ask for it.

    So, we can assume that Maximus revealed to CJ Iwakura.

    This leads me to believe that Iwakura is actually a member of the Infidels.

    Thoughts? Comments?

    Yea, since voting for Cheez doesn't seem to do anything I think I'm going with CJ "Qorzm" Iwarkura for a likely target.

    !vote CJ Iwarakura. Now to enjoy some nice Chili and sleep.

    Wait I'm a little lost.

    I'm following until we get to "So, we can assume that Maximus revealed to CJ Iwakura."

    any reason why CJ instead of like, anybody else?

    Gumpy on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    CJ put a call out for all the God Emperors to contact him?

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    The real question is, how do you score a goal? And why the hell didn't Cheez die to the vote?

    Jester313 on
  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Has anyone made their epic Bluestreak reveal yet?

    Hylianbunny on
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Nope , would you like the honor?

    Egos on
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    CJ put a call out for all the God Emperors to contact him?

    Your argument has its ups and downs.

    !CJ, it is time you left the pitch.

    Gumpy on
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