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Pride and Prejudice and Goncharov [Movies]

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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    The only acceptable thing for Elon Musk to do at this point is give away all of his money or just disappear.

    Both preferably

    I think if he wanted to become Batman it'd be pretty cool. But if he did, he'd end up being more like the Batman from Superman red son

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Batman is a little too chummy with the police for my tastes

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    Snake GandhiSnake Gandhi Des Moines, IARegistered User regular
    The long-rumored myth has finally been proven true

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    Stallone was correct after all: Arnold got him good

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    If you look there are late night interviews with both Arnold and Stallone where they get asked about it and their reactions are the best part to me. Stallone sighs and goes 'well, he got me good, what can you do?' where as Arnold still thinks it was funny as hell.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    I’m not sure if we talked about this but apparently Julian Sands is missing.

    He was hiking in the mountains when a storm came in and has been missing ever since.

    He was reported missing on 1/13 which was a week ago now.

    holy cow

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    MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    I watched Wendell and Wild the other day and I liked it, but the story has a lot of really rushed moments near the end as it rushes to the finale. The movie looks great with some amazing character designs and the stop motion looks really good. The cast delivers a bunch of really good performances as well so the story just being fine isn't that big of a problem when everything else is really good.

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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    Batman is a little too chummy with the police for my tastes

    That was the weirdest part of the Adam West Batman movie (Which i watched last night) is that he's literally a deputy with the police.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Musk should try to be Batman, he'll get his ass kicked the first night out

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    SatanIsMyMotorSatanIsMyMotor Fuck Warren Ellis Registered User regular
    I mean, he's basically a cop in the last one too.

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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    I mean, he's basically a cop in the last one too.

    I remember the vibe being way different. Doesn't he terrify the person he saves in the beginning into a sobbing mess?

    Don't the cops give him the harry eye when Gordon lets him in the crime scene?

    The Adam West Batman opens with Batman and Robin flying around Gotham in the middle of the day in a helicopter with picnickers watching them and saying "Make's a fella feel good watching them work".

    He also has a press conference with police after that.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I’d have to watch The Batman again to be sure but I got more of an independent private investigator vibe rather than a cop.

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    GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    Jokerman wrote: »
    I mean, he's basically a cop in the last one too.

    I remember the vibe being way different. Doesn't he terrify the person he saves in the beginning into a sobbing mess?

    Right. A cop.

    This post was sponsored by Tom Cruise.
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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Disposing of pre-atomic submarines to persons who don't even leave their full addresses?

    Good day, Admiral.

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    DanHibikiDanHibiki Registered User regular
    The long-rumored myth has finally been proven true

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    Stallone was correct after all: Arnold got him good

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    If you look there are late night interviews with both Arnold and Stallone where they get asked about it and their reactions are the best part to me. Stallone sighs and goes 'well, he got me good, what can you do?' where as Arnold still thinks it was funny as hell.

    well, guess Arny's right, because it's still funny as hell.

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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    Grislo wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    I mean, he's basically a cop in the last one too.

    I remember the vibe being way different. Doesn't he terrify the person he saves in the beginning into a sobbing mess?

    Right. A cop.

    Since when do cops save anyone?

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Grislo wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    I mean, he's basically a cop in the last one too.

    I remember the vibe being way different. Doesn't he terrify the person he saves in the beginning into a sobbing mess?

    Right. A cop.

    Since when do cops save anyone?

    Even the sun shines on a dog’s ass some days

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    SatanIsMyMotorSatanIsMyMotor Fuck Warren Ellis Registered User regular
    Jokerman wrote: »
    I mean, he's basically a cop in the last one too.

    I remember the vibe being way different. Doesn't he terrify the person he saves in the beginning into a sobbing mess?

    Don't the cops give him the harry eye when Gordon lets him in the crime scene?

    The Adam West Batman opens with Batman and Robin flying around Gotham in the middle of the day in a helicopter with picnickers watching them and saying "Make's a fella feel good watching them work".

    He also has a press conference with police after that.

    I'd compare it more to the vibe beat cops give off when the detective arrives on scene. He's totally a cop.

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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Grislo wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    I mean, he's basically a cop in the last one too.

    I remember the vibe being way different. Doesn't he terrify the person he saves in the beginning into a sobbing mess?

    Right. A cop.

    Since when do cops save anyone?

    Even the sun shines on a dog’s ass some days

    My dogs ass is completely hairless. The sun shines on it all the time.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Jokerman wrote: »
    I mean, he's basically a cop in the last one too.

    I remember the vibe being way different. Doesn't he terrify the person he saves in the beginning into a sobbing mess?

    Don't the cops give him the harry eye when Gordon lets him in the crime scene?

    The Adam West Batman opens with Batman and Robin flying around Gotham in the middle of the day in a helicopter with picnickers watching them and saying "Make's a fella feel good watching them work".

    He also has a press conference with police after that.

    I'd compare it more to the vibe beat cops give off when the detective arrives on scene. He's totally a cop.

    Nobody but Gordon trusts him or wants him around and he fights off/runs from an entire police station trying to arrest him at one point

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Yeah that definitely feels roughly within the tradition of noir private detective to me

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    There's definitely a conversation to be had about Batman's chumminess with the cops throughout the history of the character. But I think The Batman is at the low end of that spectrum for sure, with Batman '66 being the peak, where he's fully deputized, I think

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    The long-rumored myth has finally been proven true

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    Stallone was correct after all: Arnold got him good

    Fm1m3CqXoAI0-rQ?format=jpg&name=small

    If you look there are late night interviews with both Arnold and Stallone where they get asked about it and their reactions are the best part to me. Stallone sighs and goes 'well, he got me good, what can you do?' where as Arnold still thinks it was funny as hell.

    To be fair, it is extremely funny and remains so.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    You better believe if I pranked my arch-rival that hard I would be laughing about it until I was six feet under.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    edited January 2023
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Yeah that definitely feels roughly within the tradition of noir private detective to me

    Yeah, Gotham PD rarely gets the "hero" portrayal in Batman media. Always feels like it's perpetually one Gordon holiday away from deciding whether to kill Batman, kill each other and everyone else in the city, or shit its pants.

    Which, given how many real-life corpses (both regular folk and police, mostly regular folk) are the direct result of the Thin Blue Line mentality, feels more realistic than the usual media cops.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    The Gotham Knights game was interesting in that regard, because the cops are actively hostile towards you, and the characters have an actual fight over working with a single cop.

    At one point, one of them is like, "hey, they absolutely do suck, but if we're committed to this "no murder" rule, we need someone on our side that can legally put people in jail"

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Remember in Dark Knight Rises when Occupy Wall Street were terrorists and a secret cabal of Good Cops helped take em down

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited January 2023
    I try to remember as little of Dark Knight Rises as possible.

    3cl1ps3 on
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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Also when you finish one of the procedurally generated crimes around the city in Gotham Knights, the cops will usually show up a little while afterwards.

    If you have not left by then, they will start shooting you.

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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    Remember in Dark Knight Rises when Occupy Wall Street were terrorists and a secret cabal of Good Cops helped take em down

    I remember when all of the cops got gunned down when running towards a machine gun nest.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited January 2023
    Late film spoilers for The Batman:
    of course I guess he does walk Falcone out of the club and directly into the arms of.... I guess the only non-crooked cops in Gotham? Not sure how Gordon got that little posse together but it's presented as a big heroic cop moment and that sucks

    They then completely fail to protect Falcone and he dies immediately which feels like it might be intentionally undercutting that moment, or maybe not, it's a little sloppy

    Grey Ghost on
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    Snake GandhiSnake Gandhi Des Moines, IARegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Late film spoilers for The Batman:
    of course I guess he does walk Falcone out of the club and directly into the arms of.... I guess the only non-crooked cops in Gotham? Not sure how Gordon got that little posse together but it's presented as a big heroic cop moment and that sucks

    They then completely fail to protect Falcone and he dies immediately which feels like it might be intentionally undercutting that moment, or maybe not, it's a little sloppy
    The Batman spoilers
    I fell that that movie undercuts itself a few times.

    Like there's that great scene near the end of the second act where Batman is asking Selina for help stopping Riddler and she says "Why should I stick my neck out to help you catch him? Every single person he's killed has had it coming, and I'm tired of everything in the city revolving around the crimes of old white men." It's a cool moment of reflection. But it's really undercut when the end is Riddler's plan mostly working and hundreds or thousands or poor random Gothomites died, but since a particular rich white guy came to grips with his issues and learned to be a better Batman it's framed as a win.

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Yeah that definitely feels roughly within the tradition of noir private detective to me

    Yeah, Gotham PD rarely gets the "hero" portrayal in Batman media. Always feels like it's perpetually one Gordon holiday away from deciding whether to kill Batman, kill each other and everyone else in the city, or shit its pants.

    Which, given how many real-life corpses (both regular folk and police, mostly regular folk) are the direct result of the Thin Blue Line mentality, feels more realistic than the usual media cops.

    John Ridley is currently doing a mini on how absolutely terrible gotham cops are and how it's also completely normal

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    SatanIsMyMotorSatanIsMyMotor Fuck Warren Ellis Registered User regular
    I really liked the detective angle of The Batman, but honestly, hated just about everything else about it. I don't think it was a bad movie, but it definitely wasn't my kind of jam.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Late film spoilers for The Batman:
    of course I guess he does walk Falcone out of the club and directly into the arms of.... I guess the only non-crooked cops in Gotham? Not sure how Gordon got that little posse together but it's presented as a big heroic cop moment and that sucks

    They then completely fail to protect Falcone and he dies immediately which feels like it might be intentionally undercutting that moment, or maybe not, it's a little sloppy
    The Batman spoilers
    I fell that that movie undercuts itself a few times.

    Like there's that great scene near the end of the second act where Batman is asking Selina for help stopping Riddler and she says "Why should I stick my neck out to help you catch him? Every single person he's killed has had it coming, and I'm tired of everything in the city revolving around the crimes of old white men." It's a cool moment of reflection. But it's really undercut when the end is Riddler's plan mostly working and hundreds or thousands or poor random Gothomites died, but since a particular rich white guy came to grips with his issues and learned to be a better Batman it's framed as a win.

    The Batman
    I don't think it's at all framed as a win! Bruce's realization that he's been going about this all wrong is positive personal growth but exists within a fairly bleak overall situation. I thought the movie was pretty clear this was a big failure on his part, both in missing key clues of Riddler's plan and in being so detached from the people of the city that the mob was able to take control of the renewal funds to begin with

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Late film spoilers for The Batman:
    of course I guess he does walk Falcone out of the club and directly into the arms of.... I guess the only non-crooked cops in Gotham? Not sure how Gordon got that little posse together but it's presented as a big heroic cop moment and that sucks

    They then completely fail to protect Falcone and he dies immediately which feels like it might be intentionally undercutting that moment, or maybe not, it's a little sloppy
    The Batman spoilers
    I fell that that movie undercuts itself a few times.

    Like there's that great scene near the end of the second act where Batman is asking Selina for help stopping Riddler and she says "Why should I stick my neck out to help you catch him? Every single person he's killed has had it coming, and I'm tired of everything in the city revolving around the crimes of old white men." It's a cool moment of reflection. But it's really undercut when the end is Riddler's plan mostly working and hundreds or thousands or poor random Gothomites died, but since a particular rich white guy came to grips with his issues and learned to be a better Batman it's framed as a win.

    The Batman
    I don't think it's at all framed as a win! Bruce's realization that he's been going about this all wrong is positive personal growth but exists within a fairly bleak overall situation. I thought the movie was pretty clear this was a big failure on his part, both in missing key clues of Riddler's plan and in being so detached from the people of the city that the mob was able to take control of the renewal funds to begin with
    Yeah, the whole movie's point is that he was wrong in his approach. They attack that point from a variety of angles - the way he is operating runs counter to his stated goals, leads to a variety of undesired and unintended outcomes, and makes him (and the world) a worse place. The whole flick's about him realizing he can't be an aloof isolationist and help people. He's gotta be human, interact with humans, if he wants to help anybody.

    I thought the movie was, if anything, a little too blunt in its messaging! (I still liked it quite a bit)

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    Snake GandhiSnake Gandhi Des Moines, IARegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Late film spoilers for The Batman:
    of course I guess he does walk Falcone out of the club and directly into the arms of.... I guess the only non-crooked cops in Gotham? Not sure how Gordon got that little posse together but it's presented as a big heroic cop moment and that sucks

    They then completely fail to protect Falcone and he dies immediately which feels like it might be intentionally undercutting that moment, or maybe not, it's a little sloppy
    The Batman spoilers
    I fell that that movie undercuts itself a few times.

    Like there's that great scene near the end of the second act where Batman is asking Selina for help stopping Riddler and she says "Why should I stick my neck out to help you catch him? Every single person he's killed has had it coming, and I'm tired of everything in the city revolving around the crimes of old white men." It's a cool moment of reflection. But it's really undercut when the end is Riddler's plan mostly working and hundreds or thousands or poor random Gothomites died, but since a particular rich white guy came to grips with his issues and learned to be a better Batman it's framed as a win.

    The Batman
    I don't think it's at all framed as a win! Bruce's realization that he's been going about this all wrong is positive personal growth but exists within a fairly bleak overall situation. I thought the movie was pretty clear this was a big failure on his part, both in missing key clues of Riddler's plan and in being so detached from the people of the city that the mob was able to take control of the renewal funds to begin with

    The Batman
    I'll admit it could just be a me thing but I didn't feel like the movie thought it was a failure. The end has Batman looking stoic on a roof helping a bunch of grateful looking people with the beautiful golden sunrise behind him. Sure felt to me like the framing was 'Batman's finally figured out how to be Batman, so all is finally well."

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    edited January 2023
    On balance, I’d say the trope of Gotham’s police force being near uniformly terrible at their job, and also corrupt and brutal as fuck is probably the single most realistic aspect of the Batman mythos.

    Beyond that, I’d say The Batman’s skewering of Bruce Wayne’s billionaire crime fighting side gig as an ineffective vanity project is another thread that rings fairly true.

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    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Late film spoilers for The Batman:
    of course I guess he does walk Falcone out of the club and directly into the arms of.... I guess the only non-crooked cops in Gotham? Not sure how Gordon got that little posse together but it's presented as a big heroic cop moment and that sucks

    They then completely fail to protect Falcone and he dies immediately which feels like it might be intentionally undercutting that moment, or maybe not, it's a little sloppy
    The Batman spoilers
    I fell that that movie undercuts itself a few times.

    Like there's that great scene near the end of the second act where Batman is asking Selina for help stopping Riddler and she says "Why should I stick my neck out to help you catch him? Every single person he's killed has had it coming, and I'm tired of everything in the city revolving around the crimes of old white men." It's a cool moment of reflection. But it's really undercut when the end is Riddler's plan mostly working and hundreds or thousands or poor random Gothomites died, but since a particular rich white guy came to grips with his issues and learned to be a better Batman it's framed as a win.

    The Batman
    I don't think it's at all framed as a win! Bruce's realization that he's been going about this all wrong is positive personal growth but exists within a fairly bleak overall situation. I thought the movie was pretty clear this was a big failure on his part, both in missing key clues of Riddler's plan and in being so detached from the people of the city that the mob was able to take control of the renewal funds to begin with

    The Batman
    I'll admit it could just be a me thing but I didn't feel like the movie thought it was a failure. The end has Batman looking stoic on a roof helping a bunch of grateful looking people with the beautiful golden sunrise behind him. Sure felt to me like the framing was 'Batman's finally figured out how to be Batman, so all is finally well."

    I took a far more somber read on that than you.
    It registered more as a deconstruction of everything he had believed up until that point to me. Standing in the midsts of the rubble of his isolationist one-man crime fighting mission and realizing that he was wrong—but not that he suddenly had it all figured out. Just that he finally kind of got that his previous methods weren’t the answer.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    akajaybayakajaybay Registered User regular
    Yeah the end result of The Batman to me was him thinking
    I guess this was a bad idea. Which makes me wonder how they spin out sequels.

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    Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    The Batman
    I'm hoping that the ending means that they are lean into being about 'Batman as Gotham's caretaker' rather than just the usual 'Batman punch crime good' fare. Give me the kind of Batman who would (Justice League Unlimited spoiler)
    comfort a super-powered child in her final moments.

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    CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Watching Rise of the Planet of the Apes because you kept saying it's good. They made Andy Serkis do the Tower of Hanoi 😞

    I love how you can hear the writers working saying okay Alzheimer's drug, how do we get it to spread? Uhh what if now it's an aerosol for no fucking reason, nailed it.

    Rise of the Planet of the Apes is good because it birthed two sequels that absolutely blow it out of the water in pretty much every respect.

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