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[Cooking] thread 2: 2019's 2020's revenge

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Yeah I agree but like, as a budding cook that's not really a thing you figure out early on. So every recipe I've used that's like, use a tablespoon or a teaspoon or whatever and I, in my tiny stupid babyness, go duuuuuuuuhOK.

    Turns out you just dump shit in until you feel good about it, I guess.

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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Cooking: go by feel, art more than science

    Baking: actual factual chemistry! get those ratios right!

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    V1mV1m Registered User regular
    The only time I measure anything these days is for baking and even then mainly if it's something I'm not used to making.

    Also that was a perfectly reasonable amount of vodka and anyone who disagrees is welcome to continue the discussion in the car park.

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    BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    And rice.

    I measure the rice and the water.

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    MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    Making Pizza - What toppings do you all precook or leave raw?

    I am in the business of saving lives.
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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Any amount of vodka is too much vodka.

    disgusting stuff. Even when I drank, it was disgusting.

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    pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    Making Pizza - What toppings do you all precook or leave raw?

    I don't precook anything unless I'm putting some shredded chicken on that was already in the fridge.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Grilling the last of our grass fed T-bones with roasted Brussels sprouts and onions and mushrooms cooked down in the steak marinade.

    I understand that you all envy me and it is delicious to my soul.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    yooooouuuu bastard

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    Making Pizza - What toppings do you all precook or leave raw?

    I put basil on afterwards, so I guess that's leaving it raw?

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    A thing I have begun to notice about professional cooks is they will do a thing where they say "add a tablespoon of olive oil" and then do this

    https://youtu.be/jzcMmBJF3Kk

    So I think the secret to good food is just use fuckin 700 calories of olive oil at all times.

    This, but butter.

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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    A thing I have begun to notice about professional cooks is they will do a thing where they say "add a tablespoon of olive oil" and then do this

    https://youtu.be/jzcMmBJF3Kk

    So I think the secret to good food is just use fuckin 700 calories of olive oil at all times.

    This, but butter.

    "Now, the recipe says only two tablespoons but come on."
    *adds entire stick*

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    initiatefailureinitiatefailure Registered User regular
    We added butter to the curry leftovers and between that and it just sitting for a day it had a lot more of the flavor i was expecting from it. just gotta kick up the spice next time.

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    ApocalyptusApocalyptus Registered User regular
    You can sometimes get away with using less butter if you brown the butter first. Gives a more intense, nutty flavour.

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    GrudgeGrudge blessed is the mind too small for doubtRegistered User regular
    edited February 2023
    So, when I can't be bothered to make proper pizza dough, I make tortilla pizza. We always have some leftover wheat tortillas in the freezer, it's super convenient and the kids love to be able to compose their own pizzas with toppings of their own choice (mostly involving pineapple). Example photo below for my own favorite variant with onions and spicy sausage.

    Anyway, I have a question - if I make pizza on a tortilla does that mean that it's actually a taco?

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    V1mV1m Registered User regular
    I feel like the main problem I have with the notion of tortilla pizzas is that the experiment would inevitably end with me eating about 6 of them.

    On a side note, having at least one F&F is is gluten intolerant, do corn tortillas work?

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    pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    No it's an open-faced quesadilla.

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Don’t get me wrong, I love making pizza dough, but given half the chance I’ll make “pizza” on just about any carb I can spoon some sauce and cheese onto. Tortillas, English muffins, bagels, pitas, a slice of sour dough, whatever.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    m!ttensm!ttens he/himRegistered User regular
    May as well end the thread with a bang and state unequivocally that pizza toppings on a tortilla is definitely a sandwich.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited February 2023
    You can sometimes get away with using less butter if you brown the butter first. Gives a more intense, nutty flavour.

    This is how to make mushrooms the most delightful thing one can eat

    Brown butter garlic sautéed mushrooms y’all

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    V1mV1m Registered User regular
    You are under this misapprehension because you have not tried my honey roasted tandoori spice mushrooms, which are objectively the best mushrooms ever.

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Peen wrote: »
    I think a lot of that is because professional cooks don't measure a single blessed thing, they eyeball everything with the experience born of endless practice and any recipe you read is a professional cookbook author trying to wrangle them into a coherent list of things and set of steps.

    Measuring is for bakers and cowards.

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    Making Pizza - What toppings do you all precook or leave raw?

    raw meat should probably be pre-cooked I'd imagine

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    Making Pizza - What toppings do you all precook or leave raw?

    raw meat should probably be pre-cooked I'd imagine

    Slice it thin and serve carpaccio style!

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    V1m wrote: »
    I feel like the main problem I have with the notion of tortilla pizzas is that the experiment would inevitably end with me eating about 6 of them.

    On a side note, having at least one F&F is is gluten intolerant, do corn tortillas work?

    corn tortillas are apparently gluten-free, according to the internet. Since no wheat is involved I guess.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Yea, no worries with good masa based corn tortillas. Some store brands do put a bit of flour in there so you should read - but a legit corn tortilla won't have any at all and is perfectly safe for the gluten-free in your life.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited February 2023
    I’m a weirdo so I look for tortillas made from cauliflower or sweet potato or the seite stuff made from cassava/almond/chickpea flour

    Sweet potato tortillas are my favorite so far but I’m a sweet tater fiend

    Love a sweet tater tortilla with a spread of hummus, then mini cukes and carrot chips or radish slices rolled up in it

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Peen wrote: »
    I think a lot of that is because professional cooks don't measure a single blessed thing, they eyeball everything with the experience born of endless practice and any recipe you read is a professional cookbook author trying to wrangle them into a coherent list of things and set of steps.

    Measuring is for bakers and cowards.

    And woodworkers. And architects. And probably NASA folks?

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    V1m wrote: »
    You are under this misapprehension because you have not tried my honey roasted tandoori spice mushrooms, which are objectively the best mushrooms ever.

    I do believe that you will need to come here and make some for me so that I can be the judge of that.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Peen wrote: »
    I think a lot of that is because professional cooks don't measure a single blessed thing, they eyeball everything with the experience born of endless practice and any recipe you read is a professional cookbook author trying to wrangle them into a coherent list of things and set of steps.

    Measuring is for bakers and cowards.

    And woodworkers. And architects. And probably NASA folks?

    all included under cowards already, I think you'll find

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    I made vegan fried chicken and it was extremely good! I used the recipe from the Herbivorous Butcher cookbook and it makes for a very crispy and flavorful fried thing. They're the only recipe I've used that's willing to really go all the way on the spices and tell you to use like 4 tablespoons of stuff. The other recipes I've used have generally needed some sauce to make them work.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    V1m wrote: »
    I feel like the main problem I have with the notion of tortilla pizzas is that the experiment would inevitably end with me eating about 6 of them.

    On a side note, having at least one F&F is is gluten intolerant, do corn tortillas work?

    corn tortillas are apparently gluten-free, according to the internet. Since no wheat is involved I guess.

    Whoa there. It’ll depend on if it is a gluten sensitivity (like IBS) or if it’s Celiac’s.

    Celiac’s you wanna make sure there is no cross contamination going on at the facility, because one grain of gluten errantly getting into their gut is gonna have the GI equivalent of napalm.

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    edited February 2023
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    My new wok got delivered literally right as I was making a stir fry for dinner in my too-small pan.

    Isn’t it ironic?

    Don’t ya think?

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Made a chorizo sausage rice with tomatoes, green onions and bell pepper. Haven't hardly eaten today and I might be about to eat the entire pot cause it's good.

    Been playing more with just free handing ingredients. Coulda poured a little more white wine.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Can someone recommend an instant-read probe thermometer that uses AA, AAA, or like 9V batteries?

    Preferably one that's inexpensive but not actually cheap shit

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    edited February 2023
    Tox wrote: »
    Can someone recommend an instant-read probe thermometer that uses AA, AAA, or like 9V batteries?

    Preferably one that's inexpensive but not actually cheap shit

    I recently upgraded to the Thermoworks Thermapen One and it’s amazing. Buuuut it’s also like $75 on sale.

    The one I had before for several years was almost as good (takes 3 to 4 seconds to read, which isn’t bad at all compared to others), has a decent display, and a nice button actuation for the flip out probe, and it’s under $20 on sale right now: https://a.co/d/bt6S4QO

    Edit: forgot to add, it takes 2xAAA batteries!

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Can someone recommend an instant-read probe thermometer that uses AA, AAA, or like 9V batteries?

    Preferably one that's inexpensive but not actually cheap shit

    I recently upgraded to the Thermoworks Thermapen One and it’s amazing. Buuuut it’s also like $75 on sale.

    The one I had before for several years was almost as good (takes 3 to 4 seconds to read, which isn’t bad at all compared to others), has a decent display, and a nice button actuation for the flip out probe, and it’s under $20 on sale right now: https://a.co/d/bt6S4QO

    Edit: forgot to add, it takes 2xAAA batteries!

    That's the exact one I have (the ThermoPro cheapo). Bought it in June and tonight I noticed a crack in the housing where the probe comes out, and the probe is loose.

    I'm probably hard on them

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Yeah, that’s part of why I upgraded. Mine eventually got similarly beat up (it took like 3 or 4 years though). But I fully understand that most sane people don’t spend like $75 on a thermometer.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    edited February 2023
    I've had a thermapen for years and I wish I had bought one earlier. It lasts longer and it's more reliable. Save up for the thermapen

    Oh and don't buy it on Amazon, it's full of counterfeits

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    webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    The Thermoworks Pop is also very nice, and I've yet to have to replace the battery in it.

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