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THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!! (Official "300" Thread)

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Xerxes killed Leonidas.

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Brutus kills Caesar.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    this looks pretty stupid that is not how ancient greece was and spartan spears were shaped differently and thier gauntlets were made out of goat hide and brass not leather jeez did these people do any research whatsoever

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    JinnJinn Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    goddamnit still loading

    hurry intertron

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Hi, knob.

    Hi.

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    in reality most greeks are ugly and old and they dont speak english

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    this looks pretty stupid that is not how ancient greece was and spartan spears were shaped differently and thier gauntlets were made out of goat hide and brass not leather jeez did these people do any research whatsoever

    also I'm pretty sure they didn't speak english


    me and Knob are boycotting this movie until it's made historically accurate

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Theseus kills the Minotaur.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    i don't recall the persian army fielding rhinos and superpowered retards

    but okay

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    UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    I don't think there were any giant mutant fat people with knives for hands or crazy monster men throwing axes either.

    Too bad both of those are totally awesome.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    it'll be extremely boring and incomprehensible and impossible to enjoy

    but it will be historically accurate

    AND THAT IS WHAT'S IMPORTANT

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Pony wrote:
    i don't recall the persian army fielding rhinos and superpowered retards

    but okay


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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    knob invented the history channel

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    so i went to get ahold of that song just like you imagined by nine inch nails in a totally legal way

    and i thought, you know, i've got every motherfucking nine inch nails song ever produced, with like 5-10 remixes per song.

    unless it's from a brand new post-with-teeth album i haven't heard of yet or from the movie's soundtrack, i've got it

    so i type it in my itunes, and wouldn't you know

    it's a remix of the fragile.

    and i've had it for quite some time now.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    oh why don't you cry about it

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    he's doing that

    shut up you're ruining it

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    boo hoo hoo i stole a crappy song but i already have it a bloo blah bloo

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    actually

    i didn't have to steal it

    because i realized i already have it

    so basically what i am saying is i really like nine inch nails okay

    jeez

    why don't you go play guitar hero knob

    i heard they made a sequel for it

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    yeah i already beat guitar hero


    AND ITS SEQUEL


    HOW DOES THAT GRAB YOU, SALLY

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    yeah i already beat guitar hero


    AND ITS SEQUEL


    HOW DOES THAT GRAB YOU, SALLY

    have you beaten

    trogdor on expert yet knob

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    yes

    trgodor was easy


    i have not beaten jordan on expert yet

    holy crap fuck that shit

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    yes

    trgodor was easy


    i have not beaten jordan on expert yet

    holy crap fuck that shit

    they should throw in some dragonforce

    just to make people cry

    be like "oh hey you think you are pretty good eh, how about you beat fury of the storm?"

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    JinnJinn Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    goddamnit the 1080p one finally loaded and my computer just chugged to a halt when i tried to play it

    shit fuck damnit cunt ass

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    TDLTDL ClubPA, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    Holy shit that was a lot of CGI.

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    My sweet, untouched Miranda
    And while the seagulls are crying
    We fall but our souls are flying
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    greece was founded on cgi

    it was their primary export

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    greece was founded on cgi

    it was their primary export

    they made it into pots and stored their herbs in it

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    So I watched the trailer for that Primeval movie, and I gotta say - It looks like ass.

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    The_LightbringerThe_Lightbringer Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    <3 wrote:
    Xerxes killed Leonidas.

    SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    yes, thank you, whatever your name is


    that's the idea

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    albionalbion Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Moriveth wrote:
    So I watched the trailer for that Primeval movie, and I gotta say - It looks like ass.
    The opposite of this movie apparently since this will kick all kinds of ass. I don't think those dudes could get any more ripped.

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    new Hannibal movie teaser

    meh... someone else find it, it looks like the combined modern Hannibal with pre history Hannibal and dressed him up as random actor that is most defiantly gay #234

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Isn't the guy from Lord of the Rings in this

    I don't see him

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    So who's going to watch the new Mel Gibson movie?

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    UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    I'll see it, mostly because I get free movies since I work at a theatre.

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    UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    TDL wrote:
    Holy shit that was a lot of awesome.

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Ill see it, mostly because i dont care about his personal life and it looks at least interesting.

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Barcardi wrote:
    Ill see it, mostly because i dont care about his personal life and it looks at least interesting.
    What the hell is it about? Jungle people?

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Injuns

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Fall of the Mayan empire actually

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    BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    Phonehand wrote:
    Fall of the Mayan empire actually

    I bet the jews did it

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