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Catastrophic shipping accident in Maryland

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  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
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    It's like a mimic posing as a creek, just straight up premeditated homicide.

    I like/hate how it's narrow enough that people are tempted to just hop across it. It's the geographical equivalent of an anglerfish.

    I could jump that

    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    RIP.

    WiiU: Windrunner ; Guild Wars 2: Shadowfire.3940 ; PSN: Bradcopter
  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
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    It's like a mimic posing as a creek, just straight up premeditated homicide.

    ok but a mimic posing as a creek is a fucking fantastic idea, holy shit

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    William de Romilly tried to jump the Strid. The sentence used to describe what happened includes the phrase "swallowed by the Strid" so clearly fun times abound.

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    ek4vc995v53m.png

    It's like a mimic posing as a creek, just straight up premeditated homicide.

    I like/hate how it's narrow enough that people are tempted to just hop across it. It's the geographical equivalent of an anglerfish.

    I could jump that

    https://youtu.be/2kUXqaBFEEc

  • GnizmoGnizmo Registered User regular
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    ek4vc995v53m.png

    It's like a mimic posing as a creek, just straight up premeditated homicide.

    I like/hate how it's narrow enough that people are tempted to just hop across it. It's the geographical equivalent of an anglerfish.

    I could jump that

    Here is a historical account of a dude who had the exact same thought. jx8bafx4juxw.jpeg

  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I live in the UK and even I think those towns are made up by a foreigner trying to emulate UK place names

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    I live in the UK and even I think those towns are made up by a foreigner trying to emulate UK place names

    I've been through both Pudsey and Burley-in-Wharfedale: can confirm they exist

    But I'm sure that the nearby sign for Kirk Hammerton is a tribute to that one MST3K episode with the dumb action hero names

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    I live in the UK and even I think those towns are made up by a foreigner trying to emulate UK place names

    I've been through both Pudsey and Burley-in-Wharfedale: can confirm they exist

    But I'm sure that the nearby sign for Kirk Hammerton is a tribute to that one MST3K episode with the dumb action hero names

    Squat Slabthrust

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    I live in the UK and even I think those towns are made up by a foreigner trying to emulate UK place names

    I've been through both Pudsey and Burley-in-Wharfedale: can confirm they exist

    But I'm sure that the nearby sign for Kirk Hammerton is a tribute to that one MST3K episode with the dumb action hero names

    Squat Slabthrust

    Leighton Buzzard

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    I live in the UK and even I think those towns are made up by a foreigner trying to emulate UK place names

    I've been through both Pudsey and Burley-in-Wharfedale: can confirm they exist

    But I'm sure that the nearby sign for Kirk Hammerton is a tribute to that one MST3K episode with the dumb action hero names

    Squat Slabthrust

    Slab Bulkhead
    Roll Fizzlebeef
    Smoke Manmuscle
    Bob Johnson

    No matter where you go...there you are.
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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Papworth Everard

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    Tynnan wrote: »
    It's always interesting to coach a person to do something where there's a point at which the only way out is through.

    It was interesting having that realization! Not exactly pleasant, but interesting nonetheless

    You did the best you could with picard. He's very hard headed

  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    ek4vc995v53m.png

    It's like a mimic posing as a creek, just straight up premeditated homicide.

    I like/hate how it's narrow enough that people are tempted to just hop across it. It's the geographical equivalent of an anglerfish.

    I could jump that

    https://youtu.be/81R16gj37Zc

    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    man I'll still happily watch all of Mel Brooks' stuff just to enjoy the (very) good bits, but woof

    that being said, in a vacuum "whip out those little dicks, here we go!" is good for a chuckle

  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    There is apparently a big boat stuck in the Detroit River...

    Livestream at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59KKD18IJVI

  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Help me, I'm stuck step-boat

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited May 2023
    Is it blocking international shipping? It just doesn't have that thrill if it's not causing millions of dollars of financial damage every hour

    BahamutZERO on
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Stuck Boats is the name of my electric jazz/ska/polka fusion band.

  • CarpyCarpy Registered User regular
  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

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  • Curly_BraceCurly_Brace Robot Girl Mimiga VillageRegistered User regular
    edited May 2023
    Let's fuckin goooooo*

    *Go nowhere because we can't get through the Suez canal now.

    Curly_Brace on
  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Everyone popping back into this thread one by one like the returning cast during the season premiere

    Welcome back, everyone, excited for Big Boat is Stuck Season 2

  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    TEF.

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Here we go big boat, here we go

    *clapclap*

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    a small horned lizard was seen darting away from the site of the grounding

    what do you have to say for yourself

  • KelorKelor Registered User regular
    edited May 2023
    Only one man guy can save us.

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    Kelor on
  • DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    Looks like it was trying to pull off a sick drift.

  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    This is why we do not let helmsmen read the popular barge racing manga, Initial Sea.

  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    Oh fuck yeah

  • The Zombie PenguinThe Zombie Penguin Eternal Hungry Corpse Registered User regular
    Goddamit, my partner and I are waiting on boardgames!

    (I have no idea if they're at all going to be effected by this, but we shall complain anyway, as is our due)

    Ideas hate it when you anthropomorphize them
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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Apparently it's already refloated. :cry:

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    MechMantis wrote: »
    a small horned lizard was seen darting away from the site of the grounding

    what do you have to say for yourself

    I didn’t see nothing and neither did you

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    Apparently it's already refloated. :cry:

    Alright go home everybody nothing to see here

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    MechMantis wrote: »
    a small horned lizard was seen darting away from the site of the grounding

    what do you have to say for yourself

    I didn’t see nothing and neither did you

    Yes I did and why didn't you invite me to help

  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    still, an auspicious start to this week's thursday!

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