If an airplane carrying American citizens leaves Canada and crashes in Iceland, where would the survivors be buried?
Under the wreckage of tons of mangled metal.
You don't bury the survivors! Bad geek!
He wasn't asking where you buried them
The plane cares naught for the vital status of its cargo
I think maybe I could extend the punchline a bit to make it clearer. Perhaps something like, "Under the wreckage of tons of mangled metal, screaming for help."
Trapped under the wreckage and bodies, screaming for help.
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.
The priest says "I'm a type A", the minister says "I'm a type B", the rabbit says "I'm a typo".
Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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The GeekOh-Two Crew, OmeganautRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Do you think Bill Nighy has ever called himself The Science Guyhee?
BLM - ACAB
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facetiousa wit so dryit shits sandRegistered Userregular
"I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
One day, a donkey fell down a hole. The farmer didn't know how to help the donkey, so he decided to bury him. The donkey felt dirt land on his back. He shook it off and stomped it down. The farmer kept shoveling, so the donkey continued to shake and stomp. And so it continued, which was unfortunate because it attracted Shai-Hulud, the might sandworm of Arrakis, may his passing cleanse the world.
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
The donkey of one of Nasrudin's friends died, and so the man got into the habit of borrowing Nasrudin's donkey every few days. Nasrudin grew tired of this, and so when his friend came and asked to borrow the donkey Nasrudin claimed he had already lent it to someone else for the day. At that moment, the donkey began braying loudly from the courtyard. Seeing the look on his friend's face, Nasrudin said, "I refuse to deal with a man who takes the word of a donkey over the word of a friend" and closed the door on him.
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The priest says "I'm a type A", the minister says "I'm a type B", the rabbit says "I'm a typo".
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I hardly know her!
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do I consider any water that isn't carbonated 'flat'? or is it only water that was carbonated and lost its carbonation?
I think it's the latter, although I can't totally explain why
Carbonated water goes flat
Regular water is still. It never goes anywhere.
Even if it evaporates it's still there.
I finally found a store that isn’t out of it
If you think about it, it makes scents.
Rik Worth is a comics creator & author.
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I was on the edge of my seat
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Science is not immune to bad jokes
Drosophila geneticists have entered the chat
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My roommate is fuming at me for showing them this
Just like the Cyclops at Delphi told me!
With a second joke in there, literally: Scherz is German for joke.
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