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  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    heart plz do not palpitation then pass out, it is annoying.

    OK to be fair I greyed out and it was only for like five seconds but still do not want

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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Yeah! That sucks, I'm sorry

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  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Honestly pretty fucked up that I don’t have LAD8

    How could society do this to me

    Jacobkosh
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Has anyone else tried these mogu mogu drinks with a fruit juice base full of nata de coco, which is a firm gel made with fermented coconut water? It’s not as chewy as boba, it’s like… harder jell-o maybe?

    My kid loves them @Organichu

    Especially the lychee flavour

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited February 13
    Tumin wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    The command has suddenly realized that I'm not actually going to be here forever and that this might be a problem when it comes to doing my job.

    This kind of foresight why theyre in command, I assume

    I'm paranoid I'm going to get competence cursed here. I'm set to leave in May but they could cancel my leave if they really wanted.

    Of course, this is all easily solved by manning critical functions but what do I know.

    Quid on
    Tuminmaraji
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    quid the obvious play is to become really bad at your job

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
    TuminSleep
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    quid the obvious play is to become really bad at your job

    That *would* be my go to. But if I did then the people working for me would suffer. I'll just lose any and all military bearing.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    hmm maybe you could replace yourself with AI

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
    QuidmarajiNoneoftheabove
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Imagine corporal Klinger

  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Maybe a reverse weekend at bernies

  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Have you considered making others suffer though? I can tell you that it’s truly exhilarating.

    Tumin
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    quid the obvious play is to become really bad at your job

    That *would* be my go to. But if I did then the people working for me would suffer. I'll just lose any and all military bearing.

    does that work, though?

    I think you might find that your complete lack of military bearing will simply get quietly overlooked and ignored as if it isn't happening, since they've got no better alternative

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    syndalis wrote: »
    Yakuza is Shenmue, isn't it.

    Like, I am getting big Shenmue energy from some of those screenshots.

    @Jacobkosh

    @syndalis Yakuza was created by the assistant director of Shenmue. It's basically a spiritual successor.

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  • shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    and now, Infinite Wealth

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    Are these games getting more and more Yakuza with each entry?

    Lucedes
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Was having fun with Sums and Tumin until I got some kind of glitch that wouldn't load me into the game with anything other than default starter weapons. I gotta start cooking dinner anyways so I'll try later.

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  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    I'm waiting to jump into Yakuza until they put the old Yakuza games in an arcade, so I don't have to pay for all the old ones to get caught up.

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    quid the obvious play is to become really bad at your job

    That *would* be my go to. But if I did then the people working for me would suffer. I'll just lose any and all military bearing.

    does that work, though?

    I think you might find that your complete lack of military bearing will simply get quietly overlooked and ignored as if it isn't happening, since they've got no better alternative

    Oh it wouldn't get me out of anything. But I'd feel better and it'd piss off other people which I'd enjoy.

  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Actually if you think about it, it’s an outrage that I don’t own all of the things.

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Yakuza is Shenmue, isn't it.

    Like, I am getting big Shenmue energy from some of those screenshots.

    Jacobkosh

    Syndalis Yakuza was created by the assistant director of Shenmue. It's basically a spiritual successor.

    This explains so much

  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Sega makes good games when you ignore Sonic

    Jacobkosh
  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    more like

    sexsa

    sonic

    preg

    ???

    is this anything

    Neco
  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Sega makes good games when you mpreg sonic

    ShadowfireLucedes
  • Fartacus_the_MightyFartacus_the_Mighty Brought to you by the letter A.Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    You Helldivers nerds know there was a Starship Troopers game released last year on PC, right? With the shooting and the multiplayer and the bug swarms.

    "Would you like to know more?"

    There's been a handful of Starship Troopers games released since the movie, plus Giants: Citizen Kabuto

    I'm always down for more

    That's a name I've not heard in a long time...
    holy shit it came out in 2000? I knew it was old, but not that old.
    also I recall patching the game to the "european" version :winky:

    Havelock2.0
  • ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    I'm waiting to jump into Yakuza until they put the old Yakuza games in an arcade, so I don't have to pay for all the old ones to get caught up.

    I only played a bit of Yakuza 0, but with Yakuza: Like A Dragon I was able to jump in not knowing any of the backstory, it feels like it's self-contained (no idea if/how it ties into the main series) and really loving it so far a few hours in

    NecoQuid
  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    What do you have to know

    ur a boss

    u do battle

    u eat da food

    punch guy

    race copter

    bing bang boom mafia simulator

  • ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
    Tumin wrote: »
    What do you have to know

    ur a boss

    u do battle

    u eat da food

    punch guy

    race copter

    bing bang boom mafia simulator

    in yakuza 0 you teach a dominatrix how to treat men as pigs

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited February 13
    Quid wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    quid the obvious play is to become really bad at your job

    That *would* be my go to. But if I did then the people working for me would suffer. I'll just lose any and all military bearing.

    does that work, though?

    I think you might find that your complete lack of military bearing will simply get quietly overlooked and ignored as if it isn't happening, since they've got no better alternative

    Oh it wouldn't get me out of anything. But I'd feel better and it'd piss off other people which I'd enjoy.

    it just brought to mind the lieutenant in charge of the repair troop who had negative amounts of military bearing and how every other officer's eyes seemed to just slide right off him before their brain could again erase the memory and get back to yelling at us for looking shabby without missing a beat

    edit: the posture of a heroin addict, a crooked hand rolled stub out of the side of his mouth permanently, a uniform that was worn out and faded while we were still in lebanon. Great mechanic.

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  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Zavian wrote: »
    Tumin wrote: »
    What do you have to know

    ur a boss

    u do battle

    u eat da food

    punch guy

    race copter

    bing bang boom mafia simulator

    in yakuza 0 you teach a dominatrix how to treat men as pigs

    hmm... I should try mansplaining to my dom how to do their job.

    that'd work out great.

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  • ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    shryke wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    and now, Infinite Wealth

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    Are these games getting more and more Yakuza with each entry?

    not really, they're pretty consistent from one game to the next with a blend of incredibly serious and intense main story with genre-bending or comedy sidequests. of course, for obvious reasons I usually screenshot the funny or unbelievable stuff.

    but not pictured here is, for instance, a 10 minute cutscene of two guys talking about what we would call toxic masculinity vs healthy masculinity, played very straight, written intelligently and empathetically

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  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    changing from work cargo shorts to pj/relax cargo shorts to signal the WFH work day has ended.

    Gnome-Interruptusmaraji
  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Work went sideways on me today. Please send help.

  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Work went sideways on me today. Please send help.

    God helps those that help themselves Gim

  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Work went sideways on me today. Please send help.

    instructions ambiguous, sent: bottle of whisky, rubber duck pool floaty.

    GimGiantGeek2020
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited February 13
    how much pasta salad can a man consume in a week and expect to survive

    because it is very early tuesday and I've already made it twice this week

    and I don't intend to stop because I want to mix it up and try a different approach


    if I die before the weekend please remind the newspaper that it wasn't a cry for help, I was on a noble quest for The Good Pasta Salad

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  • ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    how much pasta salad can a man consume in a week and expect to survive

    because it is very early tuesday and I've already made it twice this week

    and I don't intend to stop because I want to mix it up and try a different approach


    if I die before the weekend please remind the newspaper that it wasn't a cry for help, I was on a noble quest for The Good Pasta Salad

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Orca wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Work went sideways on me today. Please send help.

    God helps those that help themselves Gim

    There is no God, only the bottomless void.

    And it's a jerk.

  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Orca wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Work went sideways on me today. Please send help.

    God helps those that help themselves Gim

    There is no God, only the bottomless void.

    And it's a jerk.

    But Gim

    I'm God

    actually this does explain quite a bit

  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Gim I'm sending help

    hang in there friend

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  • ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
    Orca wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Orca wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Work went sideways on me today. Please send help.

    God helps those that help themselves Gim

    There is no God, only the bottomless void.

    And it's a jerk.

    But Gim

    I'm God

    actually this does explain quite a bit

    Orcus is a god so this somewhat checks out

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orcus

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