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Those damn chocolate thieves.

Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's StockingNorth PoleRegistered User regular
edited February 2008 in Social Entropy++
Robbers steal 100 tons of chocolate spread from Israel factory


JERUSALEM (AP) — Israeli police are on the lookout for a thief with a super-sized chocolate craving.

The robbers broke into a factory in the northern Israeli city of Haifa late Monday and walked away with nearly 100 tons of chocolate spread.

Police spokesman Micky Rosenfeld said such a large heist indicated it may have been an inside job and police were searching the area of any traces of the sweet stuff.

Moshe Veidberg, one of the company’s owners, told the Israeli daily Yediot Ahronot it would require five large trucks to transport the stolen chocolate, which he valued at roughly $415,000.

He said the company’s alarm system was deactivated and its surveillance footage stolen as well, leaving the fate of the creamy chocolate a mystery.


An inside job, huh?

So in addition to this guy being a chocolate thief, he may also have been a fudge packer.

Discuss!

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    heh

    heh

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2008
    Jinkies!

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I think I'm going to make a nutella sandwich

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    casper_27dcasper_27d The Friendly Ghost EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    That sounds like one sweet robbery

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    guys I'm sorry if bad jokes ricochet around in my head too long tumors start to develop

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Chocolate is pretty great

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Sounds like this thief bit off more... than he could chew

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    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I'll tell ya what gets my goat

    people who stick their finger into my chocolate spread, suck it off and go back in for round two. Fuck them

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Looks like we need an internet detective on the case

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I looooove chocolate. I want to get one of those spa treatments where they dip you in a tub full of melted chocolates.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2008
    fuck yeah, tossrock

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Looks like we need an internet detective on the case

    Y: Freelance Vowel

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    casper_27dcasper_27d The Friendly Ghost EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    I looooove chocolate. I want to get one of those spa treatments where they dip you in a tub full of melted chocolates.

    They actually have this?!?!

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    shoe, make more of those comics please

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    do it shoe

    do it you son of a bitch

    I love the shit out of Y: Freelance Vowel

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2008
    this could quickly turn into a sticky situation

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    do it shoe

    do it you son of a bitch

    I love the shit out of Y: Freelance Vowel

    I'm ordering my new laptop today

    when that arrives I will look into doing more

    with vista's easy to use Snipping Tool (TM), Y should be better than ever!

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Sorry guys. The chocolate was good though.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    you couldn't pull off a heist like this

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    do it shoe

    do it you son of a bitch

    I love the shit out of Y: Freelance Vowel

    I'm ordering my new laptop today

    when that arrives I will look into doing more

    with vista's easy to use Snipping Tool (TM), Y should be better than ever!

    Sweet!

    What are the specs?

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    QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    It's like the kids at fat camp got smart and teamed up

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    QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Mission: Delicious

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    do it shoe

    do it you son of a bitch

    I love the shit out of Y: Freelance Vowel

    I'm ordering my new laptop today

    when that arrives I will look into doing more

    with vista's easy to use Snipping Tool (TM), Y should be better than ever!

    Sweet!

    What are the specs?

    $600 entry level shit

    nothing real amazing

    1.8 dual core, 2 gigs of ram, some cheapass nvidia card, I dunno.

    it'll get me on the internet and hold my music, so that's all I really care about

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    casper_27d wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    I looooove chocolate. I want to get one of those spa treatments where they dip you in a tub full of melted chocolates.

    They actually have this?!?!

    awm nawm nawm

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    also, Hershey Park has a chocolate spa package

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    I'm surprised no one has expressed dismay at the possibility that the stolen material will just end up in the hands of choco-terrorists

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    weapons of mass confection

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    so this thread is about neville right

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    I'm surprised no one has expressed dismay at the possibility that the stolen material will just end up in the hands of choco-terrorists

    Candyland's Ministry of Defense just bumped the alert status to cherry

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    I'm surprised no one has expressed dismay at the possibility that the stolen material will just end up in the hands of choco-terrorists

    Candyland's Ministry of Defense just bumped the alert status to cherry

    PBF129-Colonel_Sweeto.jpg

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    casper_27d wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    I looooove chocolate. I want to get one of those spa treatments where they dip you in a tub full of melted chocolates.

    They actually have this?!?!

    awm nawm nawm

    chocolatesspa.jpg

    also, Hershey Park has a chocolate spa package

    This is an absolutely incredible waste of chocolate

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    November6November6 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Redeemer wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    casper_27d wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    I looooove chocolate. I want to get one of those spa treatments where they dip you in a tub full of melted chocolates.

    They actually have this?!?!

    awm nawm nawm

    chocolatesspa.jpg

    also, Hershey Park has a chocolate spa package

    This is an absolutely incredible waste of chocolate

    I'm sure they recycle and make Kisses(TM) out of them.

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    GefahrMausGefahrMaus Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    I'm surprised no one has expressed dismay at the possibility that the stolen material will just end up in the hands of choco-terrorists

    Candyland's Ministry of Defense just bumped the alert status to cherry

    PBF129-Colonel_Sweeto.jpg


    now my co-workers are looking at me wondering why I'm laughing like a fool.

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I have some truffles, dark chocolate, in my fridge. Oh so good.

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