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Why does the Death Star have a trench?

ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
edited February 2008 in Social Entropy++
Is there no practical reason for it other than to provide a depository for Rebel ownage?

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  • Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Where else would you put a thermal exhaust port?

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Why does your mom has such a wide vagina?

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  • Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Another important question

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Why does your mom has such a wide vagina?

    Oh, trust me
    That's not natural

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  • Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock regular
    edited February 2008
    Why the fuck is the command bridge for every starfleet vessel exposed on the top of the ship?

    Why isn't that shit deep inside or somewhere else more defensible and less prone to getting blown to shit?

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Why the fuck is the command bridge for every starfleet vessel exposed on the top of the ship?

    Why isn't that shit deep inside or somewhere else more defensible and less prone to getting blown to shit?

    So they can look out the window silly

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Why is your mom's vagina not as tight as the vaginas of most other ladies her age?

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    where is the bathroom on the ENTERPRISE?

    WHERE IS THE BATHROOM ON THE ENTERPRISE TELL ME NOW I HAVE DIAHRREA

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  • Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock regular
    edited February 2008
    where is the bathroom on the ENTERPRISE?

    WHERE IS THE BATHROOM ON THE ENTERPRISE TELL ME NOW I HAVE DIAHRREA

    They use those three shells from demolition man.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    where is the bathroom on the ENTERPRISE?

    WHERE IS THE BATHROOM ON THE ENTERPRISE TELL ME NOW I HAVE DIAHRREA

    People don't poop in the future

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    hey busterk i watched the general and it's awesome

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    BusterK wrote: »
    where is the bathroom on the ENTERPRISE?

    WHERE IS THE BATHROOM ON THE ENTERPRISE TELL ME NOW I HAVE DIAHRREA

    People don't poop in the future

    munkus is form the future

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    How does a light saber know where to end?

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Man the thing about the Death Star in the sixth episode that's ridiculous is that it's so damn easy to get to the reactor core. I mean, I know it's still under construction, and it still wasn't terribly easy to maneuver into, but the fact that they could maneuver into it is just ridiculous. Like what the hell. If Lando could maneuver into it with a ship as oddly proportioned as the Millenium Falcon, then goddamnit what the hell?

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  • Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock regular
    edited February 2008
    Don't they have "sonic showers" that remove dirt from you on star trek?

    Probably some sort of sonic toilet.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I think it would be pretty funny to go to the Captain's room and use their replicator to make a bunch of poop and then just set it to repeat.

    "OH NO MY ROOM IS FULL OF POOP AGAIN!"

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    i just want to know why someone made a robot out of a trash can and put it to work in jabba's palace

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    hey busterk i watched the general and it's awesome

    Shut up baby, I know it

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I think it would be pretty funny to go to the Captain's room and use their replicator to make a bunch of poop and then just set it to repeat.

    "OH NO MY ROOM IS FULL OF POOP AGAIN!"
    I would just replicate naked famous people.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Man the thing about the Death Star in the sixth episode that's ridiculous is that it's so damn easy to get to the reactor core. I mean, I know it's still under construction, and it still wasn't terribly easy to maneuver into, but the fact that they could maneuver into it is just ridiculous. Like what the hell. If Lando could maneuver into it with a ship as oddly proportioned as the Millenium Falcon, then goddamnit what the hell?

    just like bill d., the falcon is a smooth ride baby

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    aerodynamics

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    BusterK wrote: »
    Why the fuck is the command bridge for every starfleet vessel exposed on the top of the ship?

    Why isn't that shit deep inside or somewhere else more defensible and less prone to getting blown to shit?

    So they can look out the window silly

    This made me laugh, Buster.

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  • WidepathWidepath Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    where is the bathroom on the ENTERPRISE?

    WHERE IS THE BATHROOM ON THE ENTERPRISE TELL ME NOW I HAVE DIAHRREA

    They use those three shells from demolition man.

    I am still trying to fugue that one out. 3 shells, hmmm...
    I't did not help that that movie was hella tied in with Taco Bell ads.

    Taco Bell, 3 shells. I wonder if....

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    How does a light saber know where to end?

    It's not actually light
    It's plasma

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    aerodynamics

    Yeah... in space...

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  • Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock regular
    edited February 2008
    If battlestar galactica is some sort of sci-fi version of the mormon bible, wouldnt the black characters be some sort of half-robots?

    Wait... are there any black characters on that show? ohh

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  • November6November6 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    BusterK wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    How does a light saber know where to end?

    It's not actually light
    It's plasma

    How does a plasma saber know where to end?

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    BusterK wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    How does a light saber know where to end?

    It's not actually light
    It's plasma

    FINE

    How does the plasma know where to stop

    #pipe on
  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    BusterK wrote: »
    Why the fuck is the command bridge for every starfleet vessel exposed on the top of the ship?

    Why isn't that shit deep inside or somewhere else more defensible and less prone to getting blown to shit?

    So they can look out the window silly

    That should be obvious. I mean, if I looked out a window then I would want to see stars and stuff instead of the inside of a spaceboat.

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    aerodynamics

    -A- 18 14 10 x3

    -A- 18 14 11 x3

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  • November6November6 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    How does a light saber know where to end?

    It's not actually light
    It's plasma

    FINE

    How does the plasma know where to stop

    Oh #pipe I love you too. jinx hhhhrrrrgh

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  • WidepathWidepath Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Man the thing about the Death Star in the sixth episode that's ridiculous is that it's so damn easy to get to the reactor core. I mean, I know it's still under construction, and it still wasn't terribly easy to maneuver into, but the fact that they could maneuver into it is just ridiculous. Like what the hell. If Lando could maneuver into it with a ship as oddly proportioned as the Millenium Falcon, then goddamnit what the hell?
    Bonus15.jpg

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    November6 wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    How does a light saber know where to end?

    It's not actually light
    It's plasma

    FINE

    How does the plasma know where to stop

    Oh #pipe I love you too. jinx hhhhrrrrgh
    wut

    #pipe on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Good old Labia Face

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I would face fuck him so hard.
    Like homer when he takes the pocket fox serum.

    Is there a GIF of that?

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Widepath wrote: »
    Man the thing about the Death Star in the sixth episode that's ridiculous is that it's so damn easy to get to the reactor core. I mean, I know it's still under construction, and it still wasn't terribly easy to maneuver into, but the fact that they could maneuver into it is just ridiculous. Like what the hell. If Lando could maneuver into it with a ship as oddly proportioned as the Millenium Falcon, then goddamnit what the hell?
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    I think the fact that I've forgotten what those guys are called is probably good

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  • WidepathWidepath Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    What if real labias had his laugh.

    heh heh heh

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  • WidepathWidepath Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I thought i still knew his name when i searched for him. Nope, the Star Wars part of my brain is closed.

    For some reason i was sure his name was Oda Nobunaga. Got my wires crossed on that one.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Widepath wrote: »
    Man the thing about the Death Star in the sixth episode that's ridiculous is that it's so damn easy to get to the reactor core. I mean, I know it's still under construction, and it still wasn't terribly easy to maneuver into, but the fact that they could maneuver into it is just ridiculous. Like what the hell. If Lando could maneuver into it with a ship as oddly proportioned as the Millenium Falcon, then goddamnit what the hell?
    Bonus15.jpg

    I think the fact that I've forgotten what those guys are called is probably good

    His name is Nein Nub, I believe

    I don't know what his people are called off hand

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  • November6November6 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Widepath wrote: »
    What if real labias had his laugh.

    heh heh heh

    I think I would pass out in laughter as he/she/it got a nice facial.

    Same as it ever was.

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