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The Hands-Free Contest has Begun! if you ask for porn i will lock this thread - orik

StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
edited March 2008 in Social Entropy++
Masturbation. Yes, another thread about that. But this thread is not about masturbation in the normal sense. It is about the lack of masturbation. Social Entropy Plus Plus, we are having a contest. A contest to see who, truly, is the Master of His Domain!

Here's how it works. You say you want to sign up for the contest, I say okay, and your name goes on a list. You are not allowed to get off in any way, shape or form for the duration of the contest. And the contest lasts until there's nobody left. If you, somehow, accidentally, get off, or give in to the pressure, you post here and tell us, and you're out. And no, I don't care if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend/non-gendered-sexual-friend. Don't enter the contest if that's gonna be a problem. And yeah, I guess women are allowed to compete, but we won't count you as real competitors, just like every other sporting event.

And no, there will probably not be a prize other than the prestige that comes from not having natural male urges as much as every other dude here. So if some twins offer you a threesome, this is not a good excuse.

So now, who's up for it? The contest shall begin at 5 PM EST, Monday March Third. Tell me if you want to sign up.

You are allowed to send people in the contest porn if they are cool with being sent porn. However, you must be in the contest to do so. So no just sitting outside sending porn at us. Additionally, the recipient must be cool with being sent porn. And I don't want to turn this thread into one big jerkfest of people offering PMs of shit and so on, so you must make a blanket statement that you are okay with porn being sent to you. PM me or IM me or whatever, and I'll put it in the OP. The assumption however should be that people are not cool with porn being randomly sent to them. Of course, one interesting exception to this, is that even if you are out of the contest, you can continue to send things to people in the contest, so long as you were in it at one point.

Competitors (send porn to contestants in red):
1. Straightzi
2. Lol!
3. Fire Truck
4. Kusuguttai
5. Centipede Damascus
6. Killjoy
7. Bibble
8. Veretas
9. Grandaddy Delicious
10. DarkPrimus
11. [strike]The Plain Girl From The Low-Quality American Remake Of The Office[/strike]- 7 hours
12. Wallhitter
13. Beef Avenger
14. tehcoolryan
15. rockmonkey
16. WhiteZinfandel
17. froggy
18. Regicid3
19. Metzger Meister
20. The Otaku Suppository
21. OmegaTofuNinja
22. Jimothy
23. Vladimer
24. SLAMMU
25. Silvoculous
26. GFishy
27. Monkeyfeet
28. Dakal
29. DodgeBlan
30. Shankill Butcher
31. laughingfuzzball
32. PotU
33. Einhander
34. Lahn
35. 435
36. Zot
37. Shifty Fister
38. Synthetic Orange
39. mully
40. Dichotomy
41. Big Red Tie
42. Fiz
43. Tossrock
44. B.C.
45. Dee Kae
46. Kayne Red Robe
47. tugga
48. Redimpulse
49. Kadith
50. Sami
51. Franko
52. Redeemer
53. the wook
54. neville
55. Malkor
56. Campion
57. Vorus
58. Meissnerd
59. Stale
60. SageinaRage
61. Junpei
62. Skull Man
63. kitch
64. 6_Vitium_6_Concubine_6
65. casper_27d
66. Karl
67. redfenix
68. Matsuhito
69. ascot
70. Qorzm
71. stimtokolos
72. FlatEric
73. Raneados
74. [strike]Kazhiim[/strike]- 45 Minutes
75. Keith
76. Inquisitor
77. CorpseRT
78. Pb
79. BoredGamer
80. blackpyr
81. Munkus Beaver
82. Koshian
83. Food
84. Smasher
85. Polago
86. Bedlam
87. Vivixenne
88. Cum Hero
89. Javen
90. Bad-Beat
91. Samoris
92. Mr Peepers
93. Faricrazy
94. Zombiemambo
95. Mayday
96. Raslin
97. Cold Salmon and Hatred
98. BlackCloud
99. Mr. Henry Bemis
100. sdrawkcaB emaN
101. Faceless Coward
102. Procrastinator
103. [strike]Buddy Lee[/strike]- 9 Hours
104. Hobnail
105. Shawxn
106. wezoin

Also guys if you complain too much Orikae has the ability to ban you, and he certainly will use it. So don't do that, it's just masturbation.

Straightzi on
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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I dunno if I can do this queerzi

    Muggins on
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    hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    If you can last like two days you'll beat somebody.

    Straightzi on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    I'm in.

    Me Too! on
  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Eh, what the hell, my girlfriend is butt-fucking New Zealand, why not?

    I'm in!

    Fire Truck on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    i'm in.

    Kusuguttai on
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    So all you have to do is keep your hand out of your pants all the time as if you are in public?
    It's not that hard to stop masturbating for a time how long is the question

    Brainleech on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I will destroy all of you

    Centipede Damascus on
  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Eh sure.

    Go go random schoolboy erections.

    Killjoy on
  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    SIGN ME UP

    OH MAN

    I CAN FEEL MY SEMEN BUILDING UP ALREADY

    Bibble on
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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    fuck it I'm in

    Muggins on
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    hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    oh, god, not this again

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    I hope you all catch fire and cancer.

    PotU on
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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    the best part will be doing it after this is over

    Kusuguttai on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    Eh, what the hell, my girlfriend is butt-fucking New Zealand, why not?

    I'm in!

    your girlfriend

    is

    butt

    fucking

    new zealand

    Javen on
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    oh, god, not this again

    Sad but true
    It seems today's youth cannot go 5 minutes without tossing off

    Brainleech on
  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    You all are going down, I am like a sexual camel.

    As in I can go a long time without and also spit in bitches faces.

    Fire Truck on
  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    me please

    <3 on
  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Guys I will win

    My mom won the lottery

    Muggins on
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    hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    Eh, what the hell, my girlfriend is butt-fucking New Zealand, why not?

    I'm in!

    your girlfriend

    is

    butt

    fucking

    new zealand

    I have considered correcting my mistake, but have chosen to let the original work stand on its own.

    Fire Truck on
  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    do wet dreams count?

    Bendery It Like Beckham on
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Your manhood will explode in a mist of blood and seman

    Brainleech on
  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Maybe now I can focus on ladies that are not my right and left hands.

    Killjoy on
  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I'm going to splash knucklechildren all over the place this weekend. And I'm going to post in this thread about how good it is every time I do it.

    Critical on
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Fuck that shit.

    I'm not playing your crazy little game.

    ChicoBlue on
  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I'm in.

    Do not try to win, you will only lose.

    Grandaddy Delicious on
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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Sure why the hell not. I don't actually masturbate that much anyway.
    Not since my sound card died. Silent porn is not as interesting.

    DarkPrimus on
  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    What if some random person decides to have sex with me? Do I get extra points for using that tantric shit?

    Malkor on
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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    oh, god, not this again

    it's been so long since the last one, i think its time.

    Kusuguttai on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    oh, god, not this again

    I don't think we've had one in a long time, have we?

    Straightzi on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Bendery wrote: »
    do wet dreams count?

    Honestly if we get to that point I'll probably call it a draw.

    Straightzi on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    Eh, what the hell, my girlfriend is butt-fucking New Zealand, why not?

    I'm in!

    your girlfriend

    is

    butt

    fucking

    new zealand

    nzstraponadventures.net

    Centipede Damascus on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Critical wrote: »
    I'm going to splash knucklechildren all over the place this weekend. And I'm going to post in this thread about how good it is every time I do it.

    Good thing it doesn't start 'till Monday then.

    Straightzi on
  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    hey hey

    add me

    <3 on
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    A dancing cow told me the internet was for porn
    So good luck resisting animal urges

    Brainleech on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Well, I was in until I read that "do not get off in any way" bit.
    I have a boyfriend and that is what he is there for.

    mully on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    oh, god, not this again

    I don't think we've had one in a long time, have we?

    the last one was so terrible they were banned

    i don't know if that's still in effect, but i know i wish it was

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Critical wrote: »
    I'm going to splash knucklechildren all over the place this weekend. And I'm going to post in this thread about how good it is every time I do it.

    Good thing it doesn't start 'till Monday then.

    I would have got away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids.

    Critical on
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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    mully wrote: »
    Well, I was in until I read that "do not get off in any way" bit.
    I have a boyfriend and that is what he is there for.

    Yeah pretty much. You wouldn't really count anyways, on account of your ladyness.

    Straightzi on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    monday, huh?
    so much jerkin it this weekend

    Kusuguttai on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    mully wrote: »
    Well, I was in until I read that "do not get off in any way" bit.
    I have a boyfriend and that is what he is there for.

    Have you remembered to feed him today

    Centipede Damascus on
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