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  • SilvoculousSilvoculous Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I am doing this

    did it on another forum, but lost out pretty quickly

    that, however, was like three years ago and i am ready to redeem myself

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    Critical wrote: »
    slowroll wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    seinfeld managed to make his already cliched stand up even more awful through overacting and ridiculous random situations with "WOAH THATS SO WACKY" style humor
    he was so unfunny that's why that show died

    The show died because it was fucking terrible.

    I want someone to watch an episode in syndication and tell me it was actually good. Every character makes me want to smear feces across the TV screen.

    You really can't say a show lives or dies on its quality. Seinfeld lasted nine years. Friends lasted ten years. Cheers and Frasier both lasted eleven years. Yet one of these shows was terrible.

    Just one?

    Yes, only one.

    Of the rest, two of them were genius and one was pretty darn good.

    Centipede Damascus on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Friends was god-awful

    Frasier was excellent, as was cheers. Seinfeld had it's great moments, and it's terrible moments.

    Stale on
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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    oh shit

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  • telcustelcus Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I enjoyed Jason Alexander on Seinfeld, and Wayne Knight.

    telcus on
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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    slowroll wrote: »
    Critical wrote: »
    slowroll wrote: »
    Critical wrote: »
    slowroll wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    seinfeld managed to make his already cliched stand up even more awful through overacting and ridiculous random situations with "WOAH THATS SO WACKY" style humor
    he was so unfunny that's why that show died

    The show died because it was fucking terrible.

    I want someone to watch an episode in syndication and tell me it was actually good. Every character makes me want to smear feces across the TV screen.
    maybe because you've seen it 600 times or are a humorless asshole

    Yes, I am a humorless asshole because I don't enjoy watching a hack like Michael Richards twitch like a tourettes patient.

    Pip is wise. Listen to Pip.
    yeah reductive arguments are really effective
    i hate the beatles because ringo mostly just played the drums

    I can name plenty of other things I hate about the show. I just wanted to be succinct.

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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I'm with stale on that.

    Seinfeld can be pretty horrible.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Nothing has ever trumped MASH, so discussion over.

    Stale on
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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Frasier is amazing. Lets all talk about how amazing it is and how its so much better than Seinfeld.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Stale is very wise.

    I haven't seen much MASH, so I will defer to him.

    Centipede Damascus on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    Can I get in on this?

    Sorry Stale, I don't think that'd be fair. You'll need to compete in the handicapped division if you really want to compete.

    Straightzi on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    M*A*S*H is fantastic

    Javen on
  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    So I'm assuming none of the people taking part in this have girlfriends/boyfriends.

    "I can't tonight honey. You see there's this forum..."

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I do not like mash

    I do not think it is bad

    I just do not like it

    mostly because I think alan alda is an insufferable asshole

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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I know Seinfeld is a pretty terrible show, but I will leave the tv on it if I don't feel like searching for anything else. It's a good time-killer, or something to leave on while you do other things.

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    Nothing has ever trumped MASH, so discussion over.

    MASH is very, very good.

    But if we're debating the best sitcom, I'm going to have to go with Boy Meets World.

    Best show of the 90's.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Nothing has ever trumped MASH, so discussion over.

    MASH is very, very good.

    But if we're debating the best sitcom, I'm going to have to go with Boy Meets World.

    Best show of the 90's.

    What

    no

    fuck you

    Javen on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    DodgeBlan wrote: »
    So I'm assuming none of the people taking part in this have girlfriends/boyfriends.

    "I can't tonight honey. You see there's this forum..."

    You'd be surprised.

    Centipede Damascus on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Nothing has ever trumped MASH, so discussion over.

    MASH is very, very good.

    But if we're debating the best sitcom, I'm going to have to go with Boy Meets World.

    Best show of the 90's.

    god what

    get out

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Nothing has ever trumped MASH, so discussion over.

    MASH is very, very good.

    But if we're debating the best sitcom, I'm going to have to go with Boy Meets World.

    Best show of the 90's.

    you have got to be kidding

    Centipede Damascus on
  • telcustelcus Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I wish I had the voice of K.I.T.T. as my next door neighbour.

    telcus on
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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I wish I had Mr. Feeny as my car-robot.

    Jimothy on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I wish I had a topanga

    woulda nailed that bitch in the first month

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  • VladimerVladimer Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Friends?

    edit: reply way back to terrible shows

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  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    DodgeBlan wrote: »
    So I'm assuming none of the people taking part in this have girlfriends/boyfriends.

    "I can't tonight honey. You see there's this forum..."

    You'd be surprised.

    I can understand why people would give up masturbation to win internet glory... but actual sex? thats too far.

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  • slowrollslowroll __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Nothing has ever trumped MASH, so discussion over.

    MASH is very, very good.

    But if we're debating the best sitcom, I'm going to have to go with Boy Meets World.

    Best show of the 90's.
    topanga was pretty hot
    that's about it

    slowroll on
  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Has the signup period ended?

    Monkeyfeet on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2008
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Nothing has ever trumped MASH, so discussion over.

    MASH is very, very good.

    But if we're debating the best sitcom, I'm going to have to go with Boy Meets World.

    Best show of the 90's.

    philly represent

    Garlic Bread on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Has the signup period ended?

    Sign ups go until the contest starts. So no.

    Straightzi on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Guys, the best sitcom is Arrested Development.
    so, yeah
    sorry stale.

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  • GFishyGFishy Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    quetzi, if you can stop people from vomiting "OH GOD I'M SO FUCKING HORNY" all over the place i want to know how

    Isn't that the fun of it? Seeing those who make such a huge freaking deal over it is the real masochistic part of this.

    I remember being in one before (the good one) and lost because apparently Dyrwen66 had no libido whatsoever. That crap better not be pulled here, winky

    Count me in.

    GFishy on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Guys, the best sitcom is Arrested Development.
    so, yeah
    sorry stale.

    maaaan

    MASH

    Javen on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    You all are fucking stupid.

    Callius on
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  • telcustelcus Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    oh Alf, when will you stop trying to eat the cat?

    telcus on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2008
    sup callius

    Garlic Bread on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Guys, the best sitcom is Arrested Development.
    so, yeah
    sorry stale.

    I'm sorry, the answer we were looking for was 30 Rock.

    So sorry.

    Centipede Damascus on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Not too much Keith.

    I just thought I'd drop in and let people know that they're stupid for thinking that any sitcom competes with Mash.

    Sup with you, firetrunks?

    Callius on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I'm sorry, the answer we were looking for was 30 Rock.

    So sorry.
    Are you dumb?

    Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're dumb.

    Jesus, did you all not read what the stiz-ale wrote?

    Callius on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Not too much Keith.

    I just thought I'd drop in and let people know that they're stupid for thinking that any sitcom competes with Mash.

    Sup with you, firetrunks?

    watchin the game

    havin a bud

    Garlic Bread on
  • LahnLahn Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    The question here is, do you mean not allowed to orgasm, or just nothing sexual at all?

    Cuz this bitch is blue balling me, so I might as well enjoy beating a lesser man.

    Lahn on
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