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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Guys, the best sitcom is Arrested Development.
    so, yeah
    sorry stale.

    I'm sorry, the answer we were looking for was 30 Rock.

    So sorry.

    Centipede, does it hurt when you're this wrong

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  • GFishyGFishy Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I am hopeful for hilariously entertaining "losing" stories.

    GFishy on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    I'm sorry, the answer we were looking for was 30 Rock.

    So sorry.
    Are you dumb?

    Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're dumb.

    Jesus, did you all not read what the stiz-ale wrote?

    I can only comment on shows that have aired during my lifetime.

    Centipede Damascus on
  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    Nothing has ever trumped MASH, so discussion over.

    Well.

    During the Col. Blake era yeah. Afterwards it just kind of lost its luster for me.

    OmegaTofuNinja on
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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Lahn wrote: »
    The question here is, do you mean not allowed to orgasm, or just nothing sexual at all?

    Cuz this bitch is blue balling me, so I might as well enjoy beating a lesser man.

    A solid question. You are not allowed to orgasm. You can get up until that point as much as you want if you're a masochistic fuck though.

    Straightzi on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    watchin the game

    havin a bud
    I've gotta be honest here. I feel that you are not being earnest with me, Keith.

    Callius on
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  • LahnLahn Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Lahn wrote: »
    The question here is, do you mean not allowed to orgasm, or just nothing sexual at all?

    Cuz this bitch is blue balling me, so I might as well enjoy beating a lesser man.

    A solid question. You are not allowed to orgasm. You can get up until that point as much as you want if you're a masochistic fuck though.

    Oh man. This is fucking awful.
    Now i'm half tempted in.

    fuck it, i'm in. i wont see her for like a week anyway. more than long enough to beat someone.

    Lahn on
  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Not too much Keith.

    I just thought I'd drop in and let people know that they're stupid for thinking that any sitcom competes with Mash.

    Sup with you, firetrunks?

    It's very funny, but it can be so dark and serious that it's really more of a drama.

    I actually saw a special where the crew said that it's better watched without the laugh track.

    So it's a good sitcom, but an excellent drama.

    Jimothy on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I'm gonna camp out in this thread tonight. It's been far too long since I've posted. I don't want to get lost in the hallways of SE++ and end up coming up to something and being all "SHIT! Do I go down the left hallway that has the green light or do I look in my pockets and find a jaguar saucer?"

    Press B

    PRESS B!

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Everybody Loves Raymond.



    Ahahahaha

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I'm in then.

    So I get to masturbate all I want untill Monday right?

    Monkeyfeet on
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Callius

    hey hey hey Callius

    Are you going to make an appearance at JavenPAX

    Javen on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Jimothy wrote: »
    It's very funny, but it can be so dark and serious that it's really more of a drama.

    I actually saw a special where the crew said that it's better watched without the laugh track.

    So it's a good sitcom, but an excellent drama.
    Yeah, I really wish you could turn off the laughtrack. It really detracts from what's actually funny about the show.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Callius

    hey hey hey Callius

    Are you going to make an appearance at JavenPAX
    When's JavenPAX?

    I'm about as out of the loop as Weaver is an alcoholic.

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I'll be honest, I've never heard anyone say anything bad about Boy Meets World before.

    I always thought it was one of those things that everyone just unanimously loved. Like Fresh Prince, or The Beatles. Or pizza.

    Jimothy on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Callius

    hey hey hey Callius

    Are you going to make an appearance at JavenPAX
    When's JavenPAX?

    I'm about as out of the loop as Weaver is an alcoholic.

    Second to final weekend in March

    21-23, if you dig numbers

    Javen on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    MASH was way better than Arrested Development

    but I guess you can't expect kids these days to remember the golden years

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Jimothy wrote: »
    I'll be honest, I've never heard anyone say anything bad about Boy Meets World before.

    I always thought it was one of those things that everyone just unanimously loved. Like Fresh Prince, or The Beatles. Or pizza.

    Oh fuck

    I forgot about Fresh Prince

    Still doesn't beat MASH

    but it's close

    Javen on
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    30 rock aint shit but hos and tricks

    Mr. Henry Bemis on
    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    ryan just lost in ventrilo

    Projeck on
  • GFishyGFishy Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Lahn wrote: »
    The question here is, do you mean not allowed to orgasm, or just nothing sexual at all?

    Cuz this bitch is blue balling me, so I might as well enjoy beating a lesser man.

    A solid question. You are not allowed to orgasm. You can get up until that point as much as you want if you're a masochistic fuck though.

    On that note, I'd suggest putting in an exception for wet dreams since that's out of your control. The whole point is essentially will power, anyway. Can't exercise much when you're asleep.

    GFishy on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    watchin the game

    havin a bud
    I've gotta be honest here. I feel that you are not being earnest with me, Keith.

    is it important to?

    Garlic Bread on
  • LahnLahn Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    GFishy wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Lahn wrote: »
    The question here is, do you mean not allowed to orgasm, or just nothing sexual at all?

    Cuz this bitch is blue balling me, so I might as well enjoy beating a lesser man.

    A solid question. You are not allowed to orgasm. You can get up until that point as much as you want if you're a masochistic fuck though.

    On that note, I'd suggest putting in an exception for wet dreams since that's out of your control. The whole point is essentially will power, anyway. Can't exercise much when you're asleep.

    then i suggest you take to not sleeping.

    Lahn on
  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Projeck wrote: »
    ryan just lost in ventrilo

    It hasn't started yet

    Dr.Funkenstein on
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  • DakalDakal Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I WANT IN! Can i still get in? please please please!

    this is the only way I will be able to control the urges

    Dakal on
  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Tzi I would like to enter your fine competition

    I feel unknowns are under represented

    DodgeBlan on
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  • SilvoculousSilvoculous Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Dakal wrote: »
    this is the only way I will be able to control the urges

    ...peer pressure over the Internet?

    Whatever works.

    Silvoculous on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    what is the fascination with quitting masturbation

    fuck that shit, I wank often and with gusto

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    sign me up, you masturbation-obsessed little man

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I can't believe this is being allowed again.

    Weaver on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    why is ryan allowed to play

    is he even old enough to get off

    Charles Kinbote on
  • telcustelcus Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    masturbate furiously.
    masturbate angrily.

    telcus on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Second to final weekend in March

    21-23, if you dig numbers
    Oh, fuck yeah. That's when Stale's gonna be in the town.

    Hrmmm... I wonder if I'm on call that weekend. That'd suck.

    Callius on
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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    do the bender
    this one's called the bender

    Kusuguttai on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    what is the fascination with quitting masturbation

    fuck that shit, I wank often and with gusto
    It's true, he does.

    Callius on
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  • DakalDakal Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Dakal wrote: »
    this is the only way I will be able to control the urges

    ...peer pressure over the Internet?

    Whatever works.

    Actually I've secretly always wanted to be in a competition like this since I saw 40days and 40 nights.

    Dakal on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    do you guys think, chemical/pheromone-wise, men get more attractive or less attractive to women the less they masturbate?

    Charles Kinbote on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    what is the fascination with quitting masturbation

    fuck that shit, I wank often and with gusto
    It's true, he does.

    hey dustin you think you can avoid the clap long enough to hang out next pax

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Are we allowed to try and sabotage each other?

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  • telcustelcus Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    It's true, making bets like this will make women want to jump your bones.

    Proven by science!

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