I'm gonna camp out in this thread tonight. It's been far too long since I've posted. I don't want to get lost in the hallways of SE++ and end up coming up to something and being all "SHIT! Do I go down the left hallway that has the green light or do I look in my pockets and find a jaguar saucer?"
Press B
PRESS B!
I feel honored that you chose my thread to make your glorious return.
Yes, I suppose. No raping each other. And only send porn to other people if they have said it is cool to just send them porn. And don't talk about sending it constantly in the thread that is just silly.
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I think this competition is unfair because it gives an advantage to people who lead a rich and full life. If my life were rich and full I bet I'd win.
Wait, what?
I'm pretty sure that when I ask my girlfriend what she's doing tonight and receive the response "I'm going to look at some porn and then play Sly Cooper" my life is about as rich and full as I can imagine possible.
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Like, you could have decided not to spank it of your own accord for no reason other than your own urge to not succumb to the desire?
... no, I suppose that's not really an option.
On the plus side, you all are fucking lunatics.
seriously
I don't see how this is anything but encouraged.
If this is approved, consider me on your mailing list. I want to see what you can come up with, NSFW or not.
I'm actually really interested about this
human pheromones in general, in fact
I keep a pretty tight ship around here, and the schedules lookin' like whores from now until next St. Swithin's day.
I feel honored that you chose my thread to make your glorious return.
that's how i've seen it done in other forums
Every time I get off it will be a negative one for you; where as every time you don't get off it will be a positive one for you.
fair enough, fair enough
No, you really don't want to.
Yes, I suppose. No raping each other. And only send porn to other people if they have said it is cool to just send them porn. And don't talk about sending it constantly in the thread that is just silly.
You are, just in the handicapped division.
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No because then someone will cheat and fuck them.
Plus I'd probably be the one to cheat just to not have to shill anything out for you greedy fucks.
Maybe you should stop being a shut-in. Use this trivial contest as a reason if you want.
Promise?
I'm pretty sure that when I ask my girlfriend what she's doing tonight and receive the response "I'm going to look at some porn and then play Sly Cooper" my life is about as rich and full as I can imagine possible.
It's gonna be a surprise.
god, what was i thinking
I'm gonna masturbate like 40 times on the eve of the second, though.
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This sounds great but someone else organize it because fuck that noise I don't actually do any real work.
Okay.
But I'll cheat then.
So a typical weekend?
okay i'll do it.
everyone paypal me a dollar.
I've actually done that. Quit of my own accord.
For over two years.
I think I've got what it takes.
Can you change ten dollars for me?
Have you seen a therapist?
I've done it once before, but I'm pretty sure I was just too distracted with life to care.
Like two months passed and I thought about doing it, and then I realized I hadn't been doing it.
And I'm all like, what the fuck