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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    And girls have better singing voices

    I guess

    Javen on
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Nah
    Guys suck
    I could do without them really

    Some girls are stupid
    But not as stupid as guys

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    mully wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Mully when did you get a new sig?

    It's quite portally.

    today!
    angel_of_bacon drew it in the AC eggcellent thread
    and i love it, the expression is very me

    It's very vouge but I would resize lest ye suffer the wrath of Moderators.

    Blake T on
  • BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    mully wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Mully when did you get a new sig?

    It's quite portally.

    today!
    angel_of_bacon drew it in the AC eggcellent thread
    and i love it, the expression is very me

    I was about to say it didn't look like your usual style, but it still looks like you'd drawn it.

    Berk on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    to the moon in 24 hours

    it's my

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    #pipe on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2008
    this thread is astonishing bullshit

    bongi on
  • SilvoculousSilvoculous Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    Why is it that when girls shop for a single item, they end up getting so much more?

    why are so many of the stereotypes about them true

    Silvoculous on
  • VladimerVladimer Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Okay, maybe I was a bit hasty

    if nothing else, girls help give us other guys

    so they can't be all bad

    just need to get better at cloning

    and making sure they aren't all evil

    just someone to give you a high five

    Vladimer on
  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    wish i could have sex with girls

    wish i could have sex with guys

    everybody is dumb as hell

    yourclothes on
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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    Why is it that when girls shop for a single item, they end up getting so much more?

    It's not even like that.

    If I go to the mall, I have a very specific thing in mind, I know where I'm going and what I'm getting. Maybe some other stuff catches my eye, maybe I feel like spending some money. But I had a purpose for being there.

    Girls go to the mall to go shopping. What are you going to get? "Oh, you know, just shop around."

    They spend hours trying on clothes. Maybe they don't buy anything. Maybe they spend way too much. Doesn't matter. And they do this routinely.

    Point is, you should have a good idea of what you're going to buy when you go out to buy something.

    Jimothy on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I know a lot of girls who are dumb.

    M.D. on
  • Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    And girls have better singing voices

    I guess

    Guys with falsetto chords disagree.

    Rampant Entity on
  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    you all know the wrong kinds of girls

    bowtiedseal on
  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    haha girls and guys are different

    LET'S ALL GO AND GET OUR OFFICIAL COMEDIAN BADGES

    yourclothes on
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Guys, there is this girl I like but I'm afraid to talk to her.

    Oh god, why are girls so complex?

    Ohgodohgod

    ChicoBlue on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Also girls can reach into smaller spaces

    they can also wear pink without being called a fag

    even the most brilliant guy scientific minds can't figure that one out

    Javen on
  • Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Guys used to wear stockings. Now girls do.

    What is up with that?

    Rampant Entity on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Also when you replace a guy having sex with a girl with another girl, somehow it gets better

    Javen on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    Why is it that when girls shop for a single item, they end up getting so much more?

    It's not even like that.

    If I go to the mall, I have a very specific thing in mind, I know where I'm going and what I'm getting. Maybe some other stuff catches my eye, maybe I feel like spending some money. But I had a purpose for being there.

    Girls go to the mall to go shopping. What are you going to get? "Oh, you know, just shop around."

    They spend hours trying on clothes. Maybe they don't buy anything. Maybe they spend way too much. Doesn't matter. And they do this routinely.

    Point is, you should have a good idea of what you're going to buy when you go out to buy something.

    I have no respect for people with no shopping agenda

    #pipe on
  • SilvoculousSilvoculous Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Jimothy wrote: »
    It's not even like that.

    If I go to the mall, I have a very specific thing in mind, I know where I'm going and what I'm getting. Maybe some other stuff catches my eye, maybe I feel like spending some money. But I had a purpose for being there.

    Girls go to the mall to go shopping. What are you going to get? "Oh, you know, just shop around."

    They spend hours trying on clothes. Maybe they don't buy anything. Maybe they spend way too much. Doesn't matter. And they do this routinely.

    Point is, you should have a good idea of what you're going to buy when you go out to buy something.

    Oh but it is like that. My mom even owns up to it; she won't go into stores anymore if I happen to be available. "here go in there and buy the stuff on this list, if i go in i'll end up with carts full of junk"

    Silvoculous on
  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Why can't we just have sex with other guys, but not make it a gay thing? I mean, seriously now.

    OmegaTofuNinja on
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    you all know the wrong kinds of girls

    I say this every time one of these threads rolls around.

    Don't waste your energy typing up the words.

    Sheri on
  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Also girls can reach into smaller spaces

    they can also wear pink without being called a fag

    even the most brilliant guy scientific minds can't figure that one out

    I was wearing a pink shirt one day and one of my friends from high school who is a girl told me in utter seriousness that guys wouldn't want to date me because pink means I'm high maintenance

    you see, that is the bad kind of girl

    bowtiedseal on
  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    And girls have better singing voices

    I guess

    That's not true at all.

    There are very few female voices that I like. And I usually prefer if a guy is singing with them, to give that oomph.

    The male voice is just so much richer and more varied. But I'm biased.

    Jimothy on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2008
    NEWSFLASH:

    GUYS ARE AS FUCKING DUMB

    bongi on
  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    you all know the wrong kinds of girls

    I say this every time one of these threads rolls around.

    Don't waste your energy typing up the words.

    oh well

    bowtiedseal on
  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Also girls can reach into smaller spaces

    they can also wear pink without being called a fag

    even the most brilliant guy scientific minds can't figure that one out

    I was wearing a pink shirt one day and one of my friends from high school who is a girl told me in utter seriousness that guys wouldn't want to date me because pink means I'm high maintenance

    you see, that is the bad kind of girl

    A girl that wears pink?

    Dee Kae on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    NEWSFLASH:

    GUYS ARE AS FUCKING DUMB

    boy troubles, bongi?

    Javen on
  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    And what is the deal with periods?

    Seriously.

    CrossBuster on
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  • VladimerVladimer Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    And girls have better singing voices

    I guess

    That's not true at all.

    There are very few female voices that I like. And I usually prefer if a guy is singing with them, to give that oomph.

    The male voice is just so much richer and more varied. But I'm biased.

    going to have to agree here

    well, on a personal level. I just enjoy male vocalists much more than females

    Vladimer on
  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    And girls have better singing voices

    I guess

    That's not true at all.

    There are very few female voices that I like. And I usually prefer if a guy is singing with them, to give that oomph.

    The male voice is just so much richer and more varied. But I'm biased.

    I agree

    I am a female vocalist (or used to be anyway) and I much prefer hearing guys' voices (and that's not because I suck)

    bowtiedseal on
  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    locking this tread

    locking a tired joke

    locking racism

    yourclothes on
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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    Why is it that when girls shop for a single item, they end up getting so much more?

    It's not even like that.

    If I go to the mall, I have a very specific thing in mind, I know where I'm going and what I'm getting. Maybe some other stuff catches my eye, maybe I feel like spending some money. But I had a purpose for being there.

    Girls go to the mall to go shopping. What are you going to get? "Oh, you know, just shop around."

    They spend hours trying on clothes. Maybe they don't buy anything. Maybe they spend way too much. Doesn't matter. And they do this routinely.

    Point is, you should have a good idea of what you're going to buy when you go out to buy something.

    I have no respect for girls

    Is what you meant to say.

    Jimothy on
  • BbajBbaj Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    There are some pretty stupid dudes out there.

    Bbaj on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    oh man also

    girls can do splits really easily

    I couldn't do a split to save my life

    Javen on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Jimothy wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    Why is it that when girls shop for a single item, they end up getting so much more?

    It's not even like that.

    If I go to the mall, I have a very specific thing in mind, I know where I'm going and what I'm getting. Maybe some other stuff catches my eye, maybe I feel like spending some money. But I had a purpose for being there.

    Girls go to the mall to go shopping. What are you going to get? "Oh, you know, just shop around."

    They spend hours trying on clothes. Maybe they don't buy anything. Maybe they spend way too much. Doesn't matter. And they do this routinely.

    Point is, you should have a good idea of what you're going to buy when you go out to buy something.

    I have no respect for girls

    Is what you meant to say.

    man you're aware this thread is a really bad joke, right?

    Javen on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    NEWSFLASH:

    GUYS ARE AS FUCKING DUMB

    TOO DUMB TO SENTENCES FORM

    #pipe on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Bbaj wrote: »
    There are some pretty stupid dudes in here.

    Sheri on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I mean I guess if you think about it, girls can have it both ways

    they can act really girly or really boyish and get pretty normal reactions

    if a guy acts girlish he is usually pronounced queer

    Javen on
  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Jimothy wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    Why is it that when girls shop for a single item, they end up getting so much more?

    It's not even like that.

    If I go to the mall, I have a very specific thing in mind, I know where I'm going and what I'm getting. Maybe some other stuff catches my eye, maybe I feel like spending some money. But I had a purpose for being there.

    Girls go to the mall to go shopping. What are you going to get? "Oh, you know, just shop around."

    They spend hours trying on clothes. Maybe they don't buy anything. Maybe they spend way too much. Doesn't matter. And they do this routinely.

    Point is, you should have a good idea of what you're going to buy when you go out to buy something.

    I have no respect for girls

    Is what you meant to say.

    man you're aware this thread is a really bad joke, right?

    I'm aware it's a joke.

    Jimothy on
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