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The Hands-Free Contest has Begun! if you ask for porn i will lock this thread - orik

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    ryan is about to lose again

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Dakal wrote: »
    Actually I've secretly always wanted to be in a competition like this since I saw 40days and 40 nights.
    You know, you could have always just had the competition with yourself... right?

    Like, you could have decided not to spank it of your own accord for no reason other than your own urge to not succumb to the desire?

    ... no, I suppose that's not really an option.

    On the plus side, you all are fucking lunatics.

    Callius on
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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Projeck wrote: »
    ryan is about to lose again

    seriously

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    GFishyGFishy Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Are we allowed to try and sabotage each other?

    I don't see how this is anything but encouraged.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I think I should be allowed to enter.

    Stale on
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    WhiteZinfandelWhiteZinfandel Your insides Let me show you themRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Are we allowed to try and sabotage each other?

    If this is approved, consider me on your mailing list. I want to see what you can come up with, NSFW or not.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Shankill Butcher wrote: »
    do you guys think, chemical/pheromone-wise, men get more attractive or less attractive to women the less they masturbate?

    I'm actually really interested about this

    human pheromones in general, in fact

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    hey dustin you think you can avoid the clap long enough to hang out next pax
    I can't guarantee anything, Spencer.

    I keep a pretty tight ship around here, and the schedules lookin' like whores from now until next St. Swithin's day.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    I'm gonna camp out in this thread tonight. It's been far too long since I've posted. I don't want to get lost in the hallways of SE++ and end up coming up to something and being all "SHIT! Do I go down the left hallway that has the green light or do I look in my pockets and find a jaguar saucer?"

    Press B

    PRESS B!

    I feel honored that you chose my thread to make your glorious return.

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    SilvoculousSilvoculous Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    so does the winner get a poster or something

    that's how i've seen it done in other forums

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    I think I should be allowed to enter.
    You can enter, but only if my total is deducted from your total.

    Every time I get off it will be a negative one for you; where as every time you don't get off it will be a positive one for you.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    hey dustin you think you can avoid the clap long enough to hang out next pax
    I can't guarantee anything, Spencer.

    I keep a pretty tight ship around here, and the schedules lookin' like whores from now until next St. Swithin's day.

    fair enough, fair enough

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    WhiteZinfandel wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Are we allowed to try and sabotage each other?

    If this is approved, consider me on your mailing list. I want to see what you can come up with, NSFW or not.

    No, you really don't want to.

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    ProcrastinatorProcrastinator Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    winner gets mod for 5 minutes

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Are we allowed to try and sabotage each other?

    Yes, I suppose. No raping each other. And only send porn to other people if they have said it is cool to just send them porn. And don't talk about sending it constantly in the thread that is just silly.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    I think I should be allowed to enter.

    You are, just in the handicapped division.

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    DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I think this competition is unfair because it gives an advantage to people who lead a rich and full life. If my life were rich and full I bet I'd win.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Silvoculous wrote: »
    so does the winner get a poster or something

    that's how i've seen it done in other forums

    No because then someone will cheat and fuck them.


    Plus I'd probably be the one to cheat just to not have to shill anything out for you greedy fucks.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I'm gonna send you guys so much porn and rape you.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    DodgeBlan wrote: »
    I think this competition is unfair because it gives an advantage to people who lead a rich and full life. If my life were rich and full I bet I'd win.

    Maybe you should stop being a shut-in. Use this trivial contest as a reason if you want.

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I'm gonna send you guys so much porn and rape you.

    Promise?

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    DodgeBlan wrote: »
    I think this competition is unfair because it gives an advantage to people who lead a rich and full life. If my life were rich and full I bet I'd win.
    Wait, what?

    I'm pretty sure that when I ask my girlfriend what she's doing tonight and receive the response "I'm going to look at some porn and then play Sly Cooper" my life is about as rich and full as I can imagine possible.

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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I'll play.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    PotU wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I'm gonna send you guys so much porn and rape you.

    Promise?

    It's gonna be a surprise.

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Okay, Q, sign me up then.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Hi I'm a 19 year old girl. I'm naked, lost, and have a pizza.
    YOU LOSE!

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    everyone paypal in a dollar and the winner gets the pot

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    SilvoculousSilvoculous Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Procrastinator wrote: »
    winner gets mod for 5 minutes

    god, what was i thinking

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    EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Ok man I'm in.

    I'm gonna masturbate like 40 times on the eve of the second, though.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    everyone paypal in a dollar and the winner gets the pot

    This sounds great but someone else organize it because fuck that noise I don't actually do any real work.

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    VladimerVladimer Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I'm curious to see exactly how long I'll last

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    everyone paypal in a dollar and the winner gets the pot

    This sounds great but someone else organize it because fuck that noise I don't actually do any real work.

    Okay.

    But I'll cheat then.

    PotU on
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    GFishyGFishy Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    And lo, it came to pass on the eve of the second, a small band of merry men drowned the northern hemisphere into a new age of glory.

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I'm gonna send you guys so much porn and rape you.

    So a typical weekend?

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    everyone paypal in a dollar and the winner gets the pot

    This sounds great but someone else organize it because fuck that noise I don't actually do any real work.

    okay i'll do it.
    everyone paypal me a dollar.

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    LahnLahn Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    this is depressing. add me to the list alredy you scoundrel! signed up 2 pages ago.

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Dakal wrote: »
    Actually I've secretly always wanted to be in a competition like this since I saw 40days and 40 nights.
    You know, you could have always just had the competition with yourself... right?

    Like, you could have decided not to spank it of your own accord for no reason other than your own urge to not succumb to the desire?

    ... no, I suppose that's not really an option.

    On the plus side, you all are fucking lunatics.

    I've actually done that. Quit of my own accord.

    For over two years.

    I think I've got what it takes.

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    everyone paypal in a dollar and the winner gets the pot

    This sounds great but someone else organize it because fuck that noise I don't actually do any real work.

    okay i'll do it.
    everyone paypal me a dollar.

    Can you change ten dollars for me?

    PotU on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Jimothy wrote: »
    I've actually done that. Quit of my own accord.

    For over two years.

    I think I've got what it takes.
    Two years with no masturbation or sex?

    Have you seen a therapist?

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    VladimerVladimer Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Dakal wrote: »
    Actually I've secretly always wanted to be in a competition like this since I saw 40days and 40 nights.
    You know, you could have always just had the competition with yourself... right?

    Like, you could have decided not to spank it of your own accord for no reason other than your own urge to not succumb to the desire?

    ... no, I suppose that's not really an option.

    On the plus side, you all are fucking lunatics.

    I've actually done that. Quit of my own accord.

    For over two years.

    I think I've got what it takes.

    I've done it once before, but I'm pretty sure I was just too distracted with life to care.

    Like two months passed and I thought about doing it, and then I realized I hadn't been doing it.

    And I'm all like, what the fuck

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