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The Hands-Free Contest has Begun! if you ask for porn i will lock this thread - orik

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I'm gonna send you guys so much porn and rape you.

    So a typical weekend?

    What?

    No.

    The contest starts on Monday.

    ChicoBlue on
  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    We aren't playing against each other we are playing against ourselves.

    Also I held out on myself for like 3 weeks once. It was the best thing ever when I finally gave in.

    Monkeyfeet on
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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    PotU wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    everyone paypal in a dollar and the winner gets the pot

    This sounds great but someone else organize it because fuck that noise I don't actually do any real work.

    okay i'll do it.
    everyone paypal me a dollar.

    Can you change ten dollars for me?

    y....yes.

    Kusuguttai on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Lahn wrote: »
    this is depressing. add me to the list alredy you scoundrel! signed up 2 pages ago.

    Actually you just asked a bunch of questions and never said you were in.

    Straightzi on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Also I hate you soooo

    Straightzi on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I think everyone else should be given a handicap because of my age

    Charles Kinbote on
  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Jimothy wrote: »
    I've actually done that. Quit of my own accord.

    For over two years.

    I think I've got what it takes.
    Two years with no masturbation or sex?

    Have you seen a therapist?

    It was the earlier half of high school, I think.

    Jimothy on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    actually if we were going to to the pot thing, it woudl have to be someone NOT IN THE COMPETITION, who we all trust, and it would be a neutral paypal

    i nominate neville.

    Kusuguttai on
  • 435435 [E] Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    This'll be interesting.

    I'm in.

    435 on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I'm going to send everyone who joins a picture of Stale's butt-hole.

    Callius on
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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I'm gonna send you guys so much porn and rape you.

    So a typical weekend?

    What?

    No.

    The contest starts on Monday.

    Okay look I'm saying that maybe sometimes I lose track of my days. Maybe I got that one time mixed up with Monday. That's all I'm saying.

    OmegaTofuNinja on
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    actually if we were going to to the pot thing, it woudl have to be someone NOT IN THE COMPETITION, who we all trust, and it would be a neutral paypal

    i nominate neville.

    I nominate Javen

    Javen on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    actually if we were going to to the pot thing, it woudl have to be someone NOT IN THE COMPETITION, who we all trust, and it would be a neutral paypal

    i nominate neville.

    yeah give it to neville

    help us save on rent

    Garlic Bread on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    I'm going to send everyone who joins a picture of Stale's butt-hole.

    do you really have a picture of this

    Garlic Bread on
  • LahnLahn Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Lahn wrote: »
    this is depressing. add me to the list alredy you scoundrel! signed up 2 pages ago.

    Actually you just asked a bunch of questions and never said you were in.
    Lahn wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Lahn wrote: »
    The question here is, do you mean not allowed to orgasm, or just nothing sexual at all?

    Cuz this bitch is blue balling me, so I might as well enjoy beating a lesser man.

    A solid question. You are not allowed to orgasm. You can get up until that point as much as you want if you're a masochistic fuck though.

    Oh man. This is fucking awful.
    Now i'm half tempted in.

    fuck it, i'm in. i wont see her for like a week anyway. more than long enough to beat someone.

    ZVARRI!

    Lahn on
  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    I used to be on Zoloft, which made me anorgasmic. Like, I could fuck for hours without getting off. My girlfriend at the time loved it, but I could simply not get off.

    So once or twice a month I'd skip a day and not take a pill, and oh man I would just rocket that shit like a fucking beam cannon.

    Einhander on
  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I think I'm going to struggle with this. I just watched Godspell and got turned on.

    Monkeyfeet on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Jimothy wrote: »
    I've actually done that. Quit of my own accord.

    For over two years.

    I think I've got what it takes.
    Two years with no masturbation or sex?

    Have you seen a therapist?

    You would be amazed at the free time you gain.

    Stale on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Jimothy wrote: »
    It was the earlier half of high school, I think.
    Oh, so before your balls dropped.

    That doesn't count.

    Callius on
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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    No way in hell am I entering this

    Poorochondriac on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Lahn wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Lahn wrote: »
    this is depressing. add me to the list alredy you scoundrel! signed up 2 pages ago.

    Actually you just asked a bunch of questions and never said you were in.
    Lahn wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Lahn wrote: »
    The question here is, do you mean not allowed to orgasm, or just nothing sexual at all?

    Cuz this bitch is blue balling me, so I might as well enjoy beating a lesser man.

    A solid question. You are not allowed to orgasm. You can get up until that point as much as you want if you're a masochistic fuck though.

    Oh man. This is fucking awful.
    Now i'm half tempted in.

    fuck it, i'm in. i wont see her for like a week anyway. more than long enough to beat someone.

    ZVARRI!

    Let's just blame the fact that you're annoying and I hate you then, why don't we?

    Straightzi on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    No way in hell am I entering this

    At least be the dude who enters as a joke and loses the second the game begins.

    Straightzi on
  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Every time I get a boner I'll just do ten pushups or something.

    Be fucking ripped within the week.

    Einhander on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    I'm going to send everyone who joins a picture of Stale's butt-hole.

    Unless you work for my G.I. doctor.... you have no such photo.

    Stale on
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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    No way in hell am I entering this

    At least be the dude who enters as a joke and loses the second the game begins.

    Everybody hates that guy. I don't wanna be that guy.

    Poorochondriac on
  • LahnLahn Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Lahn wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Lahn wrote: »
    this is depressing. add me to the list alredy you scoundrel! signed up 2 pages ago.

    Actually you just asked a bunch of questions and never said you were in.
    Lahn wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Lahn wrote: »
    The question here is, do you mean not allowed to orgasm, or just nothing sexual at all?

    Cuz this bitch is blue balling me, so I might as well enjoy beating a lesser man.

    A solid question. You are not allowed to orgasm. You can get up until that point as much as you want if you're a masochistic fuck though.

    Oh man. This is fucking awful.
    Now i'm half tempted in.

    fuck it, i'm in. i wont see her for like a week anyway. more than long enough to beat someone.

    ZVARRI!

    Let's just blame the fact that you're annoying and I hate you then, why don't we?

    as long as we're being correct about it, i guess that works.

    Lahn on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    No way in hell am I entering this

    At least be the dude who enters as a joke and loses the second the game begins.

    Everybody hates that guy. I don't wanna be that guy.

    Good point.

    Straightzi on
  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Can it be a requirement that after like a week or two everyone has to watch 10 minutes of porn mandatory.

    Make it interesting. Increase the difficulty as we go along

    Monkeyfeet on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    do you really have a picture of this
    no


    :cry:

    Callius on
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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    I'm going to send everyone who joins a picture of Stale's butt-hole.

    Unless you have ten bucks.... you have no such photo.

    How do you think Dr. Thomas supports the habit?

    laughingfuzzball on
  • VladimerVladimer Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Can it be a requirement that after like a week or two everyone has to watch 10 minutes of porn mandatory.

    Make it interesting. Increase the difficulty as we go along

    depends on the type of porn

    Vladimer on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    do you really have a picture of this
    no


    :cry:

    oh

    i thought maybe stale pulled a scarlet st. and got drunk and took a picture of his taint

    Garlic Bread on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    Unless you work for my G.I. doctor.... you have no such photo.
    WAY TO RUB IT IN, ASS-HOLE

    or not rub in the asshole.

    just... the


    I HATE YOU AND WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!

    Callius on
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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Vladimer wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Can it be a requirement that after like a week or two everyone has to watch 10 minutes of porn mandatory.

    Make it interesting. Increase the difficulty as we go along

    depends on the type of porn

    The worst thing is that you would start to watch really bad porn in hopes of killing your boner, but then you start watching more and more, and before you know it you're getting off to 2 midgets fucking a goat and getting peed on by an overweight hair goddess.

    Einhander on
  • Milquetoast ThugMilquetoast Thug Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Joining this would be a bad idea

    because I'd end up not jerkin it, and then becoming so crazy from not jerkin it that I just LIMIT BREAK

    and then suddenly, my house looks like it someone shot a crate of elmer's glue products with a RPG or something

    EDIT: awesome, totp, yesss

    Milquetoast Thug on
  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Vladimer wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Can it be a requirement that after like a week or two everyone has to watch 10 minutes of porn mandatory.

    Make it interesting. Increase the difficulty as we go along

    depends on the type of porn

    I was thinking that after I sent it. Nothing that would turn you off like old people porn. Unless that does turn you on.

    I think we all appreciate lesbians. Unless you are gay. Then you would watch wacky gay porn.

    Monkeyfeet on
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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Joining this would be a bad idea

    because I'd end up not jerkin it, and then becoming so crazy from not jerkin it that I just LIMIT BREAK

    and then suddenly, my house looks like it someone shot a crate of elmer's glue products with a RPG or something

    But really how hard can somebody throw a copy of Earthbound

    Poorochondriac on
  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    this thread title always makes me think of the POLISH MY HELMET, SKANK

    Randall_Flagg on
  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Can it be a requirement that after like a week or two everyone has to watch 10 minutes of porn mandatory.

    Make it interesting. Increase the difficulty as we go along

    Oh man. I just remembered the thread from the summer or something where we talked about having a bonerlympics at a retirement home. First person to get it up wins, or something like that.

    That thread was so great.

    Jimothy on
  • VladimerVladimer Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Vladimer wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Can it be a requirement that after like a week or two everyone has to watch 10 minutes of porn mandatory.

    Make it interesting. Increase the difficulty as we go along

    depends on the type of porn

    I was thinking that after I sent it. Nothing that would turn you off like old people porn. Unless that does turn you on.

    I think we all appreciate lesbians. Unless you are gay. Then you would watch wacky gay porn.

    yeah, old people porn probably has a small target audience (I HOPE)

    t ein: watching porn to kill a boner? just do what people in the movies do, think of a glorious baseball mitt and then think of fucking her from behind, wait I mean, grandma was next right?

    here, senior citizens are antiporn?

    Vladimer on
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