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Guys my life is pretty boners

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    It builds character.

    SporkAndrew on
    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I had a dream the other day that I was making out with my manager. It was ok though because she's pretty hot but what the hell

    Daric on
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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    Volyu, dreams are in and of themselves crazy, and it'd be weirder if you couldn't tie your dreams to anything that happened to you or that you felt.
    You are refering to mostly a vauge sense right? Because there are specific events in dreams that are so fucked up I couldnt possibly tie them to anything in my real life.

    Bedlam on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Daric wrote: »
    I had a dream the other day that I was making out with my manager. It was ok though because she's pretty hot but what the hell

    What do you mean, what the hell

    this is not exactly Freudian dream analysis here

    you probably want to bone her

    Tossrock on
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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    It builds scar tissue.

    Fetish.

    NotASenator on
  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    It builds scar tissue.

    Fetish.

    If it's wrong to hate horribly misshapen and deformed penii then I sure don't want to be right.

    SporkAndrew on
    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    HEY LET'S EDIT THE TITLE EVERY THREE SECONDS.

    Khavall on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I was momentarily annoyed at myself for reading the thread title as "boners"
    But apparently I'm okay

    ascot on
  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Daric wrote: »
    I had a dream the other day that I was making out with my manager. It was ok though because she's pretty hot but what the hell

    What do you mean, what the hell

    this is not exactly Freudian dream analysis here

    you probably want to bone her

    Well, that's the thing, I really don't.

    Fuck you subconscious. You don't know shit about me.

    Daric on
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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    One time I had a dream wherein I made out with a guy, it was pretty rad.

    Never made out with a guy, though. It was odd.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Daric wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Daric wrote: »
    I had a dream the other day that I was making out with my manager. It was ok though because she's pretty hot but what the hell

    What do you mean, what the hell

    this is not exactly Freudian dream analysis here

    you probably want to bone her

    Well, that's the thing, I really don't.

    Fuck you subconscious. You don't know shit about me.

    here's a little rule of thumb

    if she's hot then you want to bone her

    FAQ on
  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    Volyu, dreams are in and of themselves crazy, and it'd be weirder if you couldn't tie your dreams to anything that happened to you or that you felt.
    You are refering to mostly a vauge sense right? Because there are specific events in dreams that are so fucked up I couldnt possibly tie them to anything in my real life.

    Yes

    Also, I do have dreams where I can't tie anything to real life (the gondola on a shit-stream with gun-wielding Russians guarding the village's only knife) myself, and those are always the more interesting, but also more disturbing

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Daric wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Daric wrote: »
    I had a dream the other day that I was making out with my manager. It was ok though because she's pretty hot but what the hell

    What do you mean, what the hell

    this is not exactly Freudian dream analysis here

    you probably want to bone her

    Well, that's the thing, I really don't.

    Fuck you subconscious. You don't know shit about me.

    Maybe you just need to try it to like it

    Maybe your subconscious knows more than you think

    Tossrock on
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  • wawkinwawkin Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    All the dream descriptions are... /yaaawwnnnn.. very /YAAWWNNNNNNN entertaining.

    Now for something that really grabs you!

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    The worlds most expensive sandwich.

    Edit: there was no list of ingredients to go with it. Looks like mozerella, tomaot.. whats tha meet? Beef? Lamb?
    Damn that looks delicious.

    wawkin on
    Talkin to the robbery expert.

    "This is where I say something profound and you bow, so lets just skip to your part."
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    here's a little rule of thumb

    if she's hot then you want to bone her
    Not if shes a bitch though.

    Bedlam on
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    Daric wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Daric wrote: »
    I had a dream the other day that I was making out with my manager. It was ok though because she's pretty hot but what the hell

    What do you mean, what the hell

    this is not exactly Freudian dream analysis here

    you probably want to bone her

    Well, that's the thing, I really don't.

    Fuck you subconscious. You don't know shit about me.

    here's a little rule of thumb

    if she's hot then you want to bone her

    WTF:
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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    I loved Sliders

    Damn, this gate is not squeaky, better leave.

    I liked the one where everything was the same except everyone was naked

    interest status: piqued

    TheySlashThem on
  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    wawkin wrote: »
    All the dream descriptions are... /yaaawwnnnn.. very /YAAWWNNNNNNN entertaining.

    Now for something that really grabs you!

    world_most_expensive_sandwich.jpg

    The worlds most expensive sandwich.

    they could have cooked the meat if i was going to blow that much on it

    Nuzak on
  • wawkinwawkin Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I notice the thread title was fixed.

    wawkin on
    Talkin to the robbery expert.

    "This is where I say something profound and you bow, so lets just skip to your part."
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    That meat looks perfect, Nuzak. Red and bloody and delicious.

    What can I say? I am a carnivore.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Technically speaking you're an omnivore

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Technically, I guess.

    But I do enjoy eating things that used to breathe and frolic and possibly had names far more than I enjoy eating nameless broccoli.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    But what about pasta

    pasta is delicious

    Tossrock on
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  • wawkinwawkin Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    That meat looks perfect, Nuzak. Red and bloody and delicious.

    What can I say? I am a carnivore.

    Whew. Thoguht I was the only one left. Fucking herbivors taking over the world.
    Its unnatural.

    Also, do you like dessert?

    How about the worlds most xpensive dessert to wash down all that protein?
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    costs 25k, no joke

    wawkin on
    Talkin to the robbery expert.

    "This is where I say something profound and you bow, so lets just skip to your part."
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I never did enjoy the taste of gold, myself.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    it tastes a lot like whatever it's on

    probably because that's like one milligram total

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I'd rather have ben--jerrys-half-baked-26672.jpg

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    If you covered a snickers in gold it would probably cost 25k as well

    FAQ on
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Do you realize how much awesome steak and tacos I could buy with 25k?

    No thanks.

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  • wawkinwawkin Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I'm not a big fan of chocolate, so i'd never order that.


    This is more my style, if i'm going ice cream anyways:
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    edit: holy crap, didnt check the size on that puppy. H-scroll fixed
    Also, damn that picture made my sweet tooth perk right up.

    wawkin on
    Talkin to the robbery expert.

    "This is where I say something profound and you bow, so lets just skip to your part."
  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    wawkin wrote: »
    I notice the thread title was fixed.

    It's been changed about five times

    your eyes sure are sharp!

    Janson on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    So

    Do I wait 52 minutes for the dining facility that's like 50 yards from my apartment to open, and eat delicious biscuits with gravy

    or do I just go to the nearest one that's open now and grab something less delicious

    Tossrock on
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  • wawkinwawkin Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    wawkin wrote: »
    I notice the thread title was fixed.

    It's been changed about five times

    your eyes sure are sharp!

    Yes, but it finally was fixed. Plus, I joined the chat on page 4, so... neener to you.

    wawkin on
    Talkin to the robbery expert.

    "This is where I say something profound and you bow, so lets just skip to your part."
  • wawkinwawkin Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    So

    Do I wait 52 minutes for the dining facility that's like 50 yards from my apartment to open, and eat delicious biscuits with gravy

    or do I just go to the nearest one that's open now and grab something less delicious

    52 minutes. hmmm. What to do for 52 minutes. Are you old enough to drink?

    wawkin on
    Talkin to the robbery expert.

    "This is where I say something profound and you bow, so lets just skip to your part."
  • wawkinwawkin Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I got it. Do you have Geometry Wars?

    wawkin on
    Talkin to the robbery expert.

    "This is where I say something profound and you bow, so lets just skip to your part."
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    wawkin wrote: »
    I notice the thread title was fixed.

    It's been changed about five times

    your eyes sure are sharp!

    Don't talk back to wamkin.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    No and no

    Although there's alcohol of various kinds in my freezer / fridge (depending on the kind!) at this very moment

    Tossrock on
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  • wawkinwawkin Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    No and no

    Although there's alcohol of various kinds in my freezer / fridge (depending on the kind!) at this very moment


    Hmm, how much time is left? 40 minutes? Thats perfect. It takes that long to breakout the og NES and beat Punch-Out.

    wawkin on
    Talkin to the robbery expert.

    "This is where I say something profound and you bow, so lets just skip to your part."
  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I had gold leaf on my dessert at an Indian restaurant the other week

    The bill for three of us was £75

    such good food, though

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  • wawkinwawkin Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    there is a place in NYC that charges about 75 per person for a meal. It is all you can eat. It is a meat eaters haven.

    They coem around with platters of every meat and meat combination ever. LIke, bacon wrapped viel.

    I had chicken stuffd with mushrooms and veil. Lamb, beef portions of all kind. I ate the best Strip ever there. I wish there was a place that was like this for desserts.

    wawkin on
    Talkin to the robbery expert.

    "This is where I say something profound and you bow, so lets just skip to your part."
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