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  • Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    edited October 1
    And yet Jimmy Carter persists, into his 100th birthday today.

    Which only further bolsters my stance that Jimmy Carter is sustained by spite. As long as enough people are angry that he's still alive, he will remain alive by sheer force of spite.

    Ah well, at least it's one of the least-worst presidents that wound up being the one to make it into the triple digits.

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  • Anon the FelonAnon the Felon In bat country.Registered User regular
    edited October 1
    I read a cool piece about his security detail and those anecdotes really painted the man as a pretty wondrous figure.

    How far the pendulum swings.

    Anon the Felon on
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Jimmy Carter is probably the most decent human being to be President, an office so fundamentally evil that it irrevocably stains anybody who touches it

  • ArcTangentArcTangent Registered User regular
    Jragghen wrote: »
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    Don't get into non-Euclidean geometry or you'll quickly learn that pretty much everything you think you know is actually a lie.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Everything you know is wrong is like my favorite weird al song

  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    it's a damn shame reagen got away with what he did to carter in the 80 election. pretty much the beginning of the republican coup attempts that they get away with scott free

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Jimmy Carter is probably the most decent human being to be President, an office so fundamentally evil that it irrevocably stains anybody who touches it

    Grant is the only other one I’d suggest

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Coincidentally two of the worst presidents we’ve ever had

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Oh, wait, Garfield was a pretty good dude

    He also, very crucially, didn't actually want to be President

  • LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    Is it me at the moment on shitty signal or is all Twitter Media not working/loading

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  • Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    i mean you sort of need to be monstrously fucked up to want to be president

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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    now the line is we're sending money to ukraine but not north carolina. you know, in case you were only 99% sure of where the checks were coming from.

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    My wife stole my pillow

    I spent a long time getting the indentation just right

    Goddamnit

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Guess you need to put your head down and get to work on a new one.

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  • LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
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    Seriously anyone else running into this?

    Literally no media works. Closest I get is maybe a video appears for a tenth of a second before erroring out.

    Avatars stopped loading around fifteen to twenty minutes ago

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  • Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    now the line is we're sending money to ukraine but not north carolina. you know, in case you were only 99% sure of where the checks were coming from.

    I've been countering that with "We could take back the almost $9 billion we've giving to Israel to destabilize the Middle East. That would do wonders for South Carolina."

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    Lanz wrote: »
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    Seriously anyone else running into this?

    Literally no media works. Closest I get is maybe a video appears for a tenth of a second before erroring out.

    Avatars stopped loading around fifteen to twenty minutes ago

    I assume 100 people tried to look at debate videos and twitter's one remaining media server melted

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  • LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    Okay that’s bizarre: turns out it was my VPN being on?

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Guess you need to put your head down and get to work on a new one.

    Oh, I didn’t make the indentation with my head

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  • LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    edited October 2
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    Video and Images work again and now my raccoon dogs are back

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Everything you know is wrong is like my favorite weird al song

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaPqBUznMiE

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Oh, wait, Garfield was a pretty good dude

    He also, very crucially, didn't actually want to be President

    well, he wasn't for long

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Oh, wait, Garfield was a pretty good dude

    He also, very crucially, didn't actually want to be President

    well, he wasn't for long

    charles getout

  • LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Oh, wait, Garfield was a pretty good dude

    He also, very crucially, didn't actually want to be President

    well, he wasn't for long

    charles getout

    Always remember the thing that really killed him was the doctors fucking around with the wound without doing ANY KIND OF STERILIZATION OR EVEN WASHING THEIR HANDS because this was still the era where doctors were personally insulted by the idea that you thought they should wash up before handling an open wound.

    The man was shot and died like 11 weeks later of fucking sepsis.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Lanz wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Oh, wait, Garfield was a pretty good dude

    He also, very crucially, didn't actually want to be President

    well, he wasn't for long

    charles getout

    Always remember the thing that really killed him was the doctors fucking around with the wound without doing ANY KIND OF STERILIZATION OR EVEN WASHING THEIR HANDS because this was still the era where doctors were personally insulted by the idea that you thought they should wash up before handling an open wound.

    The man was shot and died like 11 weeks later of fucking sepsis.

    The old AP Us history joke was "DUN DUN DUN DUN: And now comes the mysterous cabal of individuals responsible for the deaths of more Presidents than anything else. A mysterious group known only as....

    The doctors."

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    edited October 2
    my other favorite tidbit from the Garfield assassination is that Alexander Graham Bell actually built a metal detector to help the doctors find the bullet, but it didn't work because they were examining him on a metal bed frame.

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    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    if only he had been president a little later, they could have gotten daniel palmer in there with his magnetic hands

  • FeriluceFeriluce Adrift on the morning star. Aberdeen, WARegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    How are we here again

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  • Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Jimmy Carter is probably the most decent human being to be President, an office so fundamentally evil that it irrevocably stains anybody who touches it

    Grant is the only other one I’d suggest

    Bad news on the anti-Semitism front there I'm afraid.

  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    My wife stole my pillow

    I spent a long time getting the indentation just right

    Goddamnit

    Christine doesn't let me lie on her pillow because I will, and I quote, "use it up".

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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    very normal ceo behaviour

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    The funniest part about that sentence is that it reads like a Mad Libs since X is more used to denote a variable than Twitter.

    If not for "30-50 feral hogs", there would be darkness.

  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    If not for darkness, there would be darkness.

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    reVerse wrote: »
    If not for darkness, there would be darkness.

    Found Xehanort

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    reVerse wrote: »
    If not for darkness, there would be darkness.

    Found Xehanort

    isn't part of the deal in KH that you add X to someone to turn them into a darkness version or something?

    seems like without X, there is no darkness

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Lanz wrote: »
    Okay that’s bizarre: turns out it was my VPN being on?

    I'm calling up the team of hackers I have working round the clock to get you off that website to tell them to try something else

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Lanz wrote: »
    Okay that’s bizarre: turns out it was my VPN being on?

    I'm calling up the team of hackers I have working round the clock to get you off

    ah there's your problem

    you want hookers for that

  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    edited October 2
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    reVerse wrote: »
    If not for darkness, there would be darkness.

    Found Xehanort

    isn't part of the deal in KH that you add X to someone to turn them into a darkness version or something?

    seems like without X, there is no darkness

    Succumbing to the darkness results in losing the heart. The heart becomes a heartless and the remaining body/soul becomes a nobody. The nobodies names are rearranged from the original person’s name and include an X.

    This is different from getting “Norted”, or possessed by Xehanort, as that person may still have their heart
    (see: Aqua)

    So the darkness is there regardless of X.

    rhylith on
  • LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Lanz wrote: »
    Okay that’s bizarre: turns out it was my VPN being on?

    I'm calling up the team of hackers I have working round the clock to get you off that website to tell them to try something else

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