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hotsex.com(Too hot???)
naughtygirls.com
naughtypeople.com
cum.com(Too crude???? Will cum turn people off????)
boneration.net
sexmeupsunshine.org(Too Al-Qaeda?)
sex.com
hotsex.com(Too hot???)
naughtygirls.com
naughtypeople.com
cum.com(Too crude???? Will cum turn people off????)
boneration.net
sexmeupsunshine.org(Too Al-Qaeda?)
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You're drawn to my eccentric Brawl Code: 4596 9143 4529
I don't need you people anyways.
What made them feel like they had to narrow their sights down to only the homosexuals that play video games?
gaygamer sounds like one gay dude's blog.
There aren't many of those, right?
I'm thinking:
sex.com
hotsex.com(Too hot???)
naughtygirls.com
naughtypeople.com
cum.com(Too crude???? Will cum turn people off????)
boneration.net
sexmeupsunshine.org(Too Al-Qaeda?)
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/registry/wishlist/1A4GKH199FBMU/ - My wishlist
Now the feds are going to have an entire SE++ branch.
Edit: I wanted to make this a youtube link to the sketch, but I can't fucking find it.
You're drawn to my eccentric Brawl Code: 4596 9143 4529
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7333522659474918080
This?
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LAUGH.
YOU ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO CRY.
It hasn't even started yet.
I am sorry, but you are just so fucking hilarious. :P
Yeah, I know.
But you know what?
You don't enter one of those running marathon things without trying to not jerk off first.
Quite the contrary, what you wanna do is whack it 13 times a day until you actually lose interest.
If you get sick enough of it, you can coast on that for about a week, which is generally long enough to beat anybody.
I'd sign up, but I have an actual woman who will have intercourse with me on a regular basis, so fuck that.
I think the best strategy is to wound your penis.
That way every time you try to spank it hurts too much to get a boner.
My strategy allows you to whack it a whole bunch and doesn't involve actual physical injury.
It happens too fast
You trade your passion for glory.
Don't lose your grip
On the dreams of the past.
You must fight
Just to keep them alive.
like aversion therapy?
How about every time you find yourself starting to whack off force yourself to think of hot graphic gay sex.
This will either win you the contest or turn you completely gay
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
Jerking it to hot graphic gay sex doesn't make you gay.
Right?
how's that fix?