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HELP I'M BEING RAPED IN THE ASS...
trentsteel
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...By inflated New York tourist pricing!
Please send food and/or money
I am located somewhere in this vicinity:
(These are my new buddies.)
Where the hell is the cheap stuff around here?
Last night we were at a bar and I asked how much for a drink and the dude said NINE DOLLARS and I said NINE DOLLARS?! and he looked at me like I was crazy.
I have to spend a week here how am I to survive?
Do I buy groceries in Harlem?
Please send food and/or money
I am located somewhere in this vicinity:
(These are my new buddies.)
Where the hell is the cheap stuff around here?
Last night we were at a bar and I asked how much for a drink and the dude said NINE DOLLARS and I said NINE DOLLARS?! and he looked at me like I was crazy.
I have to spend a week here how am I to survive?
Do I buy groceries in Harlem?
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I am not bragging, I am lamenting.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
Go see Spamalot
Fortytwo's blog about fatherhood, life, and everything.
It is pretty solid by any measure, though.
Oh that's why we disagree so much.
Jazz. Boot-legging.
Deep-dish pizza.
I dunno if you can find a pal and you can find the place go to Decibel - its a sake bar in West Village and it fucking rocks. My friends took me there when I visited and we had a great time. There is writing all over the walls from customers so be sure to bring a pen so you can write your name and date or something.
Plus there were cute waitresses.
Its the best at being way overpriced for things that should in no way cost that much. Its also the best for turning anyone who spends a month within its borders into some kind of pompous ass-munch.
Kind of like reading Ayn Rand.
Fortytwo's blog about fatherhood, life, and everything.
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Hi, Teefs.
PotU.
Pooooo-tu.
My parents went to Seattle.
They said it was pretty okay.
Man, how can you not like Chicago?
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There's this multi-story toy shop, so awesome.
Hey I have to go guys I cannot afford this internet connect---
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
So I go up to visit my best friend for her 22nd birthday, and we go take a taxi to this bar. The guy somehow messes up the directions and takes us in the opposite directions, and my friend kinda gives the driver a bit of grief. So we finally get to the place, and she's still acting the bitch to him, we pay the guy and leave off. After walking for a bit, thats when she realizes she left her nice prada purse in the taxi cab, and we had no chance of finding him because he drove away and we weren't paying attention to the guy. She's down and sad about it, but we chalk it up as a loss and hit up a bar where someone else knew the bouncer and we got in without her needing id. So the next week, she's hassled by the long time consuming process of replacing everything in her wallet, license, credit card, etc etc.
A week later, she gets a package in the mail. Oh wow, the taxi cab driver actually sent her purse back, with almost everything in there. She really should have treated that dude better. The only things missing were the cash, around $80, and the one thing that makes it a weird story: a picture of me. My college senior picture, to be exact. Nothing else was missing, all the other pictures were in the purse, just a picture of me looking awkward. I have no clue what that means.
You're going to be hunted down and raped in the ass by that taxi driver.
I like Chicago.
Chicago doesn't like me. Something bad has happened to me everytime I've gone there. I mean, I lived in the suburbs for three months and every trip into the city was like asking fate to destroy me.
Give me your picture and a handful of tissues and I'll tell you exactly what it means
Chicago is not a real city
Simply an invention of fanatacists and madmen
A heakening back to a non-existant, more romantic age of gangsters and crooked elections
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