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HELP I'M BEING RAPED IN THE ASS...

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Blah blah blah


    You're going to be hunted down and raped in the ass by that taxi driver.

    At least when I make a thread with this same exact title down the road, you know I won't be a lying sonofabitch

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Tourists are the worst people.

    All getting in your way. Standing in the middle of the sidewalk for no apparent reason.

    Asking you where the Sears Tower is, when you can just look up and fucking see where it is.

    mcp on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Washington, D.C. is pretty fantastic.

    If you like all the traffic, crime, and corruption Chicago offers and none of the cool stuff DC is okay I guess.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    stupid tourists, not being familiar with a place they've never been to

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    I like Chicago.

    Oh that's why we disagree so much.

    Man, how can you not like Chicago?

    I like Chicago.

    Chicago doesn't like me. Something bad has happened to me everytime I've gone there. I mean, I lived in the suburbs for three months and every trip into the city was like asking fate to destroy me.
    Your problem is that you lived in the suburbs.

    The city doesn't like you people.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    stupid tourists, not being familiar with a place they've never been to
    I know!

    How dare they.

    mcp on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Yeah hell most of Chicago's crime has moved to the suburbs.

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
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    my neighborhood (2 blocks from me) @ Xmas

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    mcp wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    I like Chicago.

    Oh that's why we disagree so much.

    Man, how can you not like Chicago?

    I like Chicago.

    Chicago doesn't like me. Something bad has happened to me everytime I've gone there. I mean, I lived in the suburbs for three months and every trip into the city was like asking fate to destroy me.
    Your problem is that you lived in the suburbs.

    The city doesn't like you people.

    The first time I passed through Chicago, before I came anywhere close to living there, our car died on the freeway, forcing us to exit on the southside.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Washington, D.C. is pretty fantastic.

    If you like all the traffic, crime, and corruption Chicago offers and none of the cool stuff DC is okay I guess.

    None of the cool stuff? You're just being facetious now, right?

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    stupid tourists, not being familiar with a place they've never been to

    I don't mind answering tourists stupid questions
    Let's me pretend I'm intelligent

    What does piss me off about tourists is the walking along, not unlike a pre-schooler, looking in every direction except the one they're headed in
    It's especially frustrating when they drive that way

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    For some reason, noticing the NYPD security camera behind you in the first pic made me giggle.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Washington, D.C. is pretty fantastic.

    If you like all the traffic, crime, and corruption Chicago offers and none of the cool stuff DC is okay I guess.

    None of the cool stuff? You're just being facetious now, right?

    He's saying there are no real places of interest in Washington D.C.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    BusterK wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    stupid tourists, not being familiar with a place they've never been to

    I don't mind answering tourists stupid questions
    Let's me pretend I'm intelligent

    What does piss me off about tourists is the walking along, not unlike a pre-schooler, looking in every direction except the one they're headed in
    It's especially frustrating when they drive that way
    yeah, to be fair I am puzzled by how most tourists approach an area they're visiting
    when I go somewhere I like to get off the beaten path and get a better sense of what makes that place and it's people unique instead of seeing the usual tourist hotspots
    though sometimes they actually are worth seeing, but usually not

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    BusterK wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Washington, D.C. is pretty fantastic.

    If you like all the traffic, crime, and corruption Chicago offers and none of the cool stuff DC is okay I guess.

    None of the cool stuff? You're just being facetious now, right?

    He's saying there are no real places of interest in Washington D.C.

    ding ding ding.

    DC is a gentrified Baltimore.

    FortyTwo on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
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    ONE GREAT CITY!

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    BusterK wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Washington, D.C. is pretty fantastic.

    If you like all the traffic, crime, and corruption Chicago offers and none of the cool stuff DC is okay I guess.

    None of the cool stuff? You're just being facetious now, right?

    He's saying there are no real places of interest in Washington D.C.

    there are free museums and a free zoo, perfect for broke college students

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    BusterK wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    stupid tourists, not being familiar with a place they've never been to

    I don't mind answering tourists stupid questions
    Let's me pretend I'm intelligent

    What does piss me off about tourists is the walking along, not unlike a pre-schooler, looking in every direction except the one they're headed in
    It's especially frustrating when they drive that way
    and doing that normally causes them to weave down the sidewalk so you can't get around the fuckers.

    I don't mind answering questions where stuff is, but when you can see where you want to go, you shouldn't need to ask for directions.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    FortyTwo wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Washington, D.C. is pretty fantastic.

    If you like all the traffic, crime, and corruption Chicago offers and none of the cool stuff DC is okay I guess.

    None of the cool stuff? You're just being facetious now, right?

    He's saying there are no real places of interest in Washington D.C.

    ding ding ding.

    DC is a gentrified Baltimore.

    I was being facetious
    It's our goddamn capital
    You can't swing a dead cat without hitting something historical

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    how are people saying there's nothing in dc? You haven't lived until you've sat in giant abe lincoln's lap in his memorial at 2am

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Washington, D.C. is pretty fantastic.

    If you like all the traffic, crime, and corruption Chicago offers and none of the cool stuff DC is okay I guess.

    None of the cool stuff? You're just being facetious now, right?

    Ok you've got some monuments and a bunch of politicians that are better off dead. What else? Also you are really close to Baltimore.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    BusterK wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Washington, D.C. is pretty fantastic.

    If you like all the traffic, crime, and corruption Chicago offers and none of the cool stuff DC is okay I guess.

    None of the cool stuff? You're just being facetious now, right?

    He's saying there are no real places of interest in Washington D.C.

    there are free museums and a free zoo, perfect for broke college students
    The many museums along the National Mall are indeed awesome. However there's really not much else to do in DC from what I remember.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    We have the zoo, and umm monuments, and umm k street or is that 17th street. I forgot which.

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    BusterK wrote: »
    FortyTwo wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Washington, D.C. is pretty fantastic.

    If you like all the traffic, crime, and corruption Chicago offers and none of the cool stuff DC is okay I guess.

    None of the cool stuff? You're just being facetious now, right?

    He's saying there are no real places of interest in Washington D.C.

    ding ding ding.

    DC is a gentrified Baltimore.

    I was being facetious
    It's our goddamn capital
    You can't swing a dead cat without hitting something historical

    Yeah, that is fucking awesome and worth it and I can go see those anytime I want. But to LIVE in DC is a different story.

    I know people that live in DC proper, they do not approve. The history thing wears thin after 6-8 months.

    FortyTwo on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2008
    Spent my whole life in the city, where the junk is king and the air smells shitty.
    People puking everywhere, piles of blood, scabs and hair.
    Bodies wasting with disease, people dying on the streets.
    Suburban scumbags? They don't care. They just get fat and dye their hair.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    You guys have no idea about expensive.

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    You guys have no idea about expensive.

    Where do you live Sil? I forget these things.

    FortyTwo on
  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    You guys have no idea about expensive.

    the two days I spent in london last october cost me what I would spend in an expensive week in d.c.

    bowtiedseal on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2008
    I hate that song.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    FortyTwo wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    You guys have no idea about expensive.

    Where do you live Sil? I forget these things.

    I can never tell if people are being silly when they say this.

    I am near London. Where the streets are paved with gold. Gold bought with the fucking life savings it costs to buy anything. Like a sandwhich.

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  • bhealeybhealey Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    .

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I went to London for two weeks. We spent a shit ton of money on that trip.

    M.D. on
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    FortyTwo wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    FortyTwo wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Washington, D.C. is pretty fantastic.

    If you like all the traffic, crime, and corruption Chicago offers and none of the cool stuff DC is okay I guess.

    None of the cool stuff? You're just being facetious now, right?

    He's saying there are no real places of interest in Washington D.C.

    ding ding ding.

    DC is a gentrified Baltimore.

    I was being facetious
    It's our goddamn capital
    You can't swing a dead cat without hitting something historical

    Yeah, that is fucking awesome and worth it and I can go see those anytime I want. But to LIVE in DC is a different story.

    I know people that live in DC proper, they do not approve. The history thing wears thin after 6-8 months.

    Oh, to live there
    Yeah, that would suck

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I want to go to Boston.

    I almost moved there, but I found a job in Chicago before I found one in Boston.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I went to London for two weeks. We spent a shit ton of money on that trip.


    You literally shit piss and bleed money in london.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2008
    what's so bad about that? I've shit piss before, it ain't as bad as you might think.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    what's so bad about that? I've shit piss before, it ain't as bad as you might think.

    Like fizzy gravy from your ass.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I wouldn't mind shitting money.

    I could quit my job and just eat all day.

    mcp on
  • bhealeybhealey Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    .

    bhealey on
  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    t is not very expensive to fly to boston from bwi on airtain

    but I only have like 50 bucks right now

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