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The Hands-Free Contest has Begun! if you ask for porn i will lock this thread - orik

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Einhander wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    oh god I can't wait for this to come down to the final 2

    What if it's me and you? Down to the wire, mano-a-womano.

    Whatever could we do to solve that one, I wonder.

    we should call it a tie

    with each other

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Viv when you say tie,

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    what do you mean exactly?

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  • Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    This is so annoying, I'm all thinking, "Man, I'm bored, maybe I should wank it.

    Oh, right. Well, I guess I'll just go eat a banana.
    ...
    Shit."
    D:

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  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Made it through the night, but my girlfriend is getting a webcam today.

    D:

    Fire Truck on
  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    deleted

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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    Made it through the night, but my girlfriend is getting a webcam today.

    D:

    Yeah.....you're not going to make it.

    But on the plus side some people have to pay for the shows you're going to get.

    Karl on
  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    so i was just about to look at some porn, then i saw this thread and i didn't.


    but then i read the OP and realized that quertzi didn't put my name down, so i guess fuck it.

    Nogs on
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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Nogs wrote: »
    so i was just about to look at some porn, then i saw this thread and i didn't.


    but then i read the OP and realized that quertzi didn't put my name down, so i guess fuck it.

    tug away, son.

    Bad-Beat on
  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I reckon it's going to get interesting at the week mark.

    BoredGamer on
  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    man, i wonder what would happen if ranger threads were allowed

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Nogs wrote: »
    man, i wonder what would happen if ranger threads were allowed

    Why don't you start one and see?

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Man Bad Beat, only simple people get bored. I thought I would be bored until I realised I have a ton of books I haven't been able to read yet.

    I used to buy used books from a Goodwill Store in a neighboring town. Used books usually run between $0.50 and $2.00 a piece, with some exceptions (like antique books). I'd usually buy antiques and sci-fi, so every two weeks after payday I'd stop buy and drop maybe five or ten bucks on books, and I'd have plenty to read through until I came back. After a while I noticed a girl who worked there, and she seemed to be there ever saturday afternoon that I stopped by. She was beautiful, had an incredible smile, and always seemed to be in a good mood whenever I saw her. We'd talk a little bit whenever I came in, she seemed really nice. She was smart, and funny, and we got along pretty well for people only see each other for maybe ten minutes twice a month.

    I wanted to ask her out, but didn't have the guts, so naturally instead of stopping by twice a month, I started coming in every saturday and buying more books. We'd talk for a few minutes whenever I was in, and then I'd buy my books and leave, ever cursing myself in the parking lot for not coming up with enough chutzpah to ask her to coffee or something.

    One day I came in and she was gone. She had quit without notice and never told anyone why, and I never saw her again.

    So now I have a shitload of books that I haven't read through.

    So I think the lessons here are not to hesitate on asking out the cute girl you chat with when you're at the store, and unless you live in a cave, there's always something to do.

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  • SilvoculousSilvoculous Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    So seriously, is anybody out yet.

    Survived the first night; that was close. It might get easier the more I get used to not jacking it as a prerequisite for falling asleep.

    Silvoculous on
  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    So seriously, is anybody out yet.

    Survived the first night; that was close. It might get easier the more I get used to not jacking it as a prerequisite for falling asleep.

    like eight people. The list on page one will be updated later.

    BoredGamer on
  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    words

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Bad Beat, i a loving your sig/ava combo.

    BoredGamer on
  • casper_27dcasper_27d The Friendly Ghost EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    When I get bored I lick the glue off of stamps. Sometimes I take the stamps and place them all over my body until they dry and then tear them off to feal the pain. Its a simple life really.

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  • redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Man I'm so productive

    Instead of sitting home jerkin' off all night, I went to my dad's and we tore apart the living room. Tonight we're laying hardwood floor

    I should have stopped this years ago

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    Bad Beat, i a loving your sig/ava combo.

    I'm thinking about watching the series again to pass the time.

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Skull Man

    skull man you are a son of a bitch

    Do you hear me Skull Man? Do you?

    A filthy rotten son of a bitch

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Einhander wrote: »
    Skull Man

    skull man you are a son of a bitch

    Do you hear me Skull Man? Do you?

    A filthy rotten son of a bitch

    Did he send you boobies?

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    He sent Jordan and Rebecca Linares. They're my kryptonite.

    Malkor on
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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Skull Man

    Dammit, Skull Man.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    LOOK UPON YOUR RUINED WORLD AND DESPAIR

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    ha, I opened the PM, saw the first frame of the first gif and closed the window.
    TAKE THAT

    ascot on
  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
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    Yeah, let's just say Skull Man isn't terribly interested in my avatar.

    BUT I REMAIN STEADFAST.

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Good man.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    that reminds me there's a dude on OkCupid I need to send a message back to

    well, yeah

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    Einhander wrote: »
    Skull Man

    skull man you are a son of a bitch

    Do you hear me Skull Man? Do you?

    A filthy rotten son of a bitch

    Did he send you boobies?

    better

    butts

    the best butts

    to everyone whose name is in red that isn't a girl or gay

    though I did send it to Viv

    eh, call me a traditionalist

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I am glad my name isn't in red.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    I am glad my name isn't in red.

    Coward

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    They really are the best butts though, I'll give him that. That man knows his goddamn asses.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    let's not forget that they're GIFs, too

    which really brings home the bouncing, jiggling flesh aspect of it

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