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I'm having a baby!

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    i know a girl named Chandler

    Boys names on girls are cute.

    Like chuck in pushing daisies

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    My first daughter is going to be named Jessica.

    I have always thought it is one of the most lyrical, beautiful names.

    But Jessica has no lyrics. It more than makes up for it with awesome guitar though.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Yeah, exactly. Charlies are never dicks.

    I knew a tall, lanky, laid back Charlie who was also sort of a dick

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    I am surprised nobody has mentioned Knob's Kid's middle name yet

    what is it

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  • FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Is it normal to spell the abbreviated form of Nicholas as Nick or Nic?

    I hold that it is vulgar and unnatural to omit the K at the end.

    You are entirely correct, sir. One should only have the nickname of Nic if one's proper name is Nicole.

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  • ShawxnShawxn Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The only things cool about my name are the fact that my first and last initials are alliterative, and I Almost share a name with some guy who plays in the NBA for the Washington wizards. On the other hand, I hate that my initials are a notorious branch of the Nazi military, and my first name can be spelled so many damn ways.
    see if you can figure out what my full name is

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    I am surprised nobody has mentioned Knob's Kid's middle name yet

    what is it

    Danger

    yeah, you wish you'd done it first

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Charles is a great name because the kid can be either Charlie or Chuck.

    Also he can be in charge.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Bbaj wrote: »
    Seven Costanza

    i said this pages and pages ago, fool.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Charles is a great name because the kid can be either Charlie or Chuck.

    Also he can be in charge.

    And he can lead a cult of murderous hippies!

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Charles is a great name because the kid can be either Charlie or Chuck.

    Also he can be in charge.
    Chip.

    Chaz.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I am surprised nobody has mentioned Knob's Kid's middle name yet

    what is it

    Danger

    yeah, you wish you'd done it first

    For reals!?

    Awesome!

    I bet Knob wishes he'd done it before Austin Powers made the joke.

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I am surprised nobody has mentioned Knob's Kid's middle name yet

    what is it

    Danger

    yeah, you wish you'd done it first

    For reals!?

    Awesome!

    I bet Knob wishes he'd done it before Austin Powers made the joke.
    Man that joke has been around much longer than Austin Powers.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I know some people who gave their kid the middle name of Danger.

    I do think it is a great idea, although there should never be more than one person with that particular middle name within the same state, in my opinion.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Giving a kid the middle name of "Quinn" gives them the edge of being John Q. Smith or variations there of.

    Q is a great middle initial and if they can carry it off they can go by the nickname Q-Ball.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    J. is also a great middle initial, shared my many influential characters throughout history.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    J. is also a great middle initial, shared my many influential characters throughout history.

    Homer Jay Simpson.

    edit: vvv BEAT YOU SUCKA! BEAT YOU HARD! vvv

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Make their middle name Jay.

    Homer J. Simpson

    Homer Jay Simpson

    edit: Fuck youuuuu

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Bullwinkle J. Moose.

    Rocket J. Squirrel.

    Seriously, people.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Bullwinkle J. Moose.

    Rocket J. Squirrel.

    Seriously, people.

    There were cartoons before the Simpsons?
    Nahhhh

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Giving a kid the middle name of "Quinn" gives them the edge of being John Q. Smith or variations there of.

    Q is a great middle initial and if they can carry it off they can go by the nickname Q-Ball.

    My nephew's name is Quentin.
    I call him Quinn.

    Sometimes people call him Q-Ball.

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  • BbajBbaj Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Bbaj wrote: »
    Seven Costanza

    i said this pages and pages ago, fool.
    Dammit.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    Gage? Is that a real name?

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Congratulations, Raijin!

    Gage is one those names that is way too close to a verb that makes me not want to name my kid it.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Possible names for a son:
    Grady
    Gage
    Holden
    God help your child.

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    it's the last name of the guy who got a railroad spike through his head or something and lived

    phineas gage

    thanks, psych 201

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    you want your kid to be an action hero, don't you.

    because the name Gage makes me picture some guy rappelling down the side of an exploding skyscraper.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Phineus
    Kingsley
    Severin

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    vsove wrote: »
    you want your kid to be an action hero, don't you.

    because the name Gage makes me picture some guy rappelling down the side of an exploding skyscraper.

    No, that'd be Kage/Cage. Gage is closer to a hacker name. He'd be infiltrating secure servers faster than any man alive to steal back the missing test satellite that's fallen into enemy hands while the guy with the hard consonants in his name is doing all the real work.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Albus

    call your kid Albus

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Gage is a guy that is in porno.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Just name your kid Dropping Loads

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Albus

    call your kid Albus

    why do you hate his kids so much?

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    gage is not a great name at all

    I wouldn't be able to help spelling it gauge

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    vsove wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Albus

    call your kid Albus

    why do you hate his kids so much?

    well he doesn't seem to love them very much either

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I know a kid named Victor. He drives a classic car and plays in a band.

    Hard consonants win the day again.

    You need a name with a V or K or S forming a key foundation in the pronunciation.

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  • Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I highly endorse the J middle name.

    My middle name is a J.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I know a kid named Victor. He drives a classic car and plays in a band.

    Hard consonants win the day again.

    You need a name with a V or K or S forming a key foundation in the pronunciation.
    most likely a V

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Albus

    call your kid Albus

    why do you hate his kids so much?

    well he doesn't seem to love them very much either

    obviously he should name his kid Scorpius

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I know a kid named Victor. He drives a classic car and plays in a band.

    Hard consonants win the day again.

    You need a name with a V or K or S forming a key foundation in the pronunciation.

    What about Kevin

    that's got two

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