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Men's skincare products are retardedly expensive

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Well I love it

    Also it illuminates my hair's natural highlights

    D8<

    Your hair's natural hair smell highlights?

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I was referring to the shampoo that smelled like coconut

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    so, anyone lose the contest with skincare products?

    that'd be a funny crossover

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2008
    Just don't use the apricot scrub.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    Just don't use the apricot scrub.

    jeeze

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I use some generic face wash, I use after-shave, and I use whatever body wash happens to be on sale.

    My smooth skin comes from a combination of downing way more alcohol than is healthy and then sweating it all out on the treadmill.

    Also I eat my damn veggies.

    Weaver on
  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    by the way, the best hand cream/moisturizer ever is neutrogena hand cream

    its not oily, and it softens like holy omg wow. or something.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    For cracked fucked up hands, I use this expensive ass Elizabeth Arden 8 hour cream.

    This shit has no disgusting smell, leave hardly a trace, and works so damn fast and is so fucking relieving. I swear, my hands were all fucked like at 11, it's now 12:15 and they feel fine.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Hands are the only thing I refuse to do anything about.

    Mainly because I know if I made them all soft and nice to touch I'd rip all that skin off in like an hour of rock climbing.

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  • Targo77Targo77 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    back in highschool i used to look in the mirror, and think 'wow, i have fairly formidable acne'.


    then i'd go into school and see all the other kids, and i would think.

    HA! I'm nothing compared to you fuckers.


    my high school was like the epi-center of acne

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  • Targo77Targo77 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    oh btw

    i picked up St. Ives Apricot BODY WASH


    yeah, you could say it's pretty awesome. i never got a full out assault of bacne, but the very little i use to have is now completely gone after using that stuff for a couple day, and with using body moisturizer properly.


    i should totally go get a back massage or something, just to show off my sexy back skin.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I need a massage really, really badly

    Being hunched over a computer all day is hell on the old spine

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  • BlackCloudBlackCloud Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Deemer, I'd give you one, but I would think we would both be out of the competition :(

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Full release!

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  • Targo77Targo77 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    third time

    anyways, any recommends on a good facial moisturizer? i'm loving anything St. Ives at the moment.

    don't want to stray too far from the drug store

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Targo if you like St. Ives, try their Collagen Elastin Facial Moisturizer

    I don't know what kind of skin you have but it's especially good for normal/combo, since it's very lightweight

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  • FrogFrog Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    You all talked me into it.

    I stopped by Walgreen's to pick up some prescriptions and all sorts of random St. Ives stuff (yet another referral from Redeemer). I hope you are keeping track and sending in a request for dismemberment from all of the referrals.

    Question, should I use the apricot scrub every day or just every other day?

    Anyhoo, about to go take a shower using the body wash, results to follow shortly after. ;-)

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Yessss

    St. Ives should be prepping that lifetime supply of their products for me any day now

    At MOST use the apricot scrub twice (three times if you have really oily skin) a week, exfoliating every day will damage your skin

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  • FrogFrog Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Yessss

    St. Ives should be prepping that lifetime supply of their products for me any day now

    At MOST use the apricot scrub twice (three times if you have really oily skin) a week, exfoliating every day will damage your skin

    I tend to exfoliate my skin every time I kiss my boyfriend... or is that really considered exfoliating? He has very scruffy skin/nosocloseshave. :lol:

    Ok wow. The scrub is the best facial cleaner I have ever used and the H2O body wash was like washing myself using a silk scarf with micro beads hidden in its soft embrace. I shall try the Protective Cleanser tomorrow but if it is like the other two products it will be a wonderful experience.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    So you were able to find the H2O body wash and you have a boyfriend with stubble?

    I am seething

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  • FrogFrog Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Yep and yep. My first boyfriend ever! If you want I can send you some of the H2O bodywash. It was only $3.39 or so before tax.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2008
    Pack of fags.
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  • BlackCloudBlackCloud Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Got the st ives apricot face scrub stuff.

    It's like an orchard of apricots is cleansing my pores.

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  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    So today I slipped a little bit closer into the gay abyss and bought

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    It smells great, but man is it ever faggy.

    Sami on
  • BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    You guys, I just got this clean and clear orange burst shit...

    In like 3 applications, it's actually cleared up some shit... :^:

    http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=87654&catid=48050

    Guys, I just wanna repeat again, this shit is working very well so far. Only about 5 applications in like 3 days...

    Shit, I actually cannot wait until it runs out to see the final result, ^^
    i actually have this stuff sitting in my shower, it has been there for months, i used it a couple times and it totally fucked me up so i stopped...but that could have been the combination of that with other stuff..i may try again

    i did buy the apricot thing that everyone has been raving about, damn my face feels smooth....i hope it helps the acne that randomly pops up though

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Last time I did a Biore nose strip
    Some of my pores were red
    Oh how I suffer to be beautiful

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  • FrogFrog Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    BusterK wrote: »
    Last time I did a Biore nose strip
    Some of my pores were red
    Oh how I suffer to be beautiful

    Ahhh. You are beautiful to me. <3

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    What's a good shampoo?

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    American Crew's range is pretty cool, they also have good conditioners with mint in them

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I like Aveda stuff. Mainly 'cause it smells spectacular.

    It's like $20 each for the shampoo and conditioner, I think. Not really sure, though, since I've never paid for it.

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  • QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    Pack of fags.
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    Whenever I see that picture I always wonder how horrible that guy felt after taking a drag of all those cigarettes.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Will I have horrible fur if I just use Suave shampoo and conditioner? I used to just use the shampoo, so I dunno... seems like a small improvement, but uh, it's still suave...

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Why do they always advertise men's skincare products with muscular, good-looking men?

    Do they want to make me envy these guys?

    Am I supposed to want to be like them?

    Are they trying to make me turn gay? (i just might!)

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Will I have horrible fur if I just use Suave shampoo and conditioner? I used to just use the shampoo, so I dunno... seems like a small improvement, but uh, it's still suave...

    at least use a built in shampoo/conditioner hybrid type thing

    for convenience

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    This very NSFW ad is how men's products should be advertised: http://www.scaryideas.com/video/168/

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Iskander that would so work

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    If I wore briefs I would buy the fuck out of those underpants.

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Sami wrote: »
    So today I slipped a little bit closer into the gay abyss and bought

    Chanel-chance.jpg

    It smells great, but man is it ever faggy.

    Is that a cologne for men?

    Cause it looks like perfume.

    <3 on
  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Yeah I know, but it totally is.

    Sami on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2008
    men don't smell like shit in a pink box, sami

    god what are they teaching you at that school

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