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Hey, [Chat], wish me luck!

VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
edited December 2006 in Debate and/or Discourse
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Or, for our European colleagues.

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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    We have a brand new chat title here we could use to make fun of moniker, and you waste it on a bidet?

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    How are you supposed to get that bidet nozzle to spray onto the correct area? Fucker is angled down for godsakes.

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  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Irond Will wrote:
    How are you supposed to get that bidet nozzle to spray onto the correct area? Fucker is angled down for godsakes.

    I have no idea how those are supposed to work.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    Another fine [chat] brought to us by VishNub. Thanks, VishNub!

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  • ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Irond Will wrote:
    How are you supposed to get that bidet nozzle to spray onto the correct area? Fucker is angled down for godsakes.
    The nozzle on the end tilts.

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  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Another fine [chat] brought to us by VishNub. Thanks, VishNub!

    ...

    Stop it.

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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    VishNub wrote:
    Irond Will wrote:
    How are you supposed to get that bidet nozzle to spray onto the correct area? Fucker is angled down for godsakes.

    I have no idea how those are supposed to work.

    They're adjustable.

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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Greetings Earthlings.

    I hate the religion thread. Except for Ketherial, no one even approached what I considered the "right moves to make".

    RAGE!

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    Coldred wrote:
    Irond Will wrote:
    How are you supposed to get that bidet nozzle to spray onto the correct area? Fucker is angled down for godsakes.
    The nozzle on the end tilts.
    Why would you ever want to have it tilting down? Why not just have it facing up?

    And doesn't having to manualy tilt it up give rise to the possibility of getting someone else's asshole leavings on your hands?

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I'mma take such a kick-ass fucking nap this afternoon, I can't wait.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    VishNub wrote:
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Another fine [chat] brought to us by VishNub. Thanks, VishNub!

    ...

    Stop it.
    Hey now, don't be like that. I just want to be your eBuddy.

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  • ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Irond Will wrote:
    Coldred wrote:
    Irond Will wrote:
    How are you supposed to get that bidet nozzle to spray onto the correct area? Fucker is angled down for godsakes.
    The nozzle on the end tilts.
    Why would you ever want to have it tilting down? Why not just have it facing up?

    And doesn't having to manualy tilt it up give rise to the possibility of getting someone else's asshole leavings on your hands?
    I assume you tilt it downwards for the washing of one's wang. I've never actually used one, although my gran has one for some weird reason.

    Edit: She doesn't wash her wang with it, btw.

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  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Dynagrip wrote:
    VishNub wrote:
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Another fine [chat] brought to us by VishNub. Thanks, VishNub!

    ...

    Stop it.
    Hey now, don't be like that. I just want to be your eBuddy.
    Dynagrip wrote:
    And you should learn to not be a loser, you loser.

    No doubt. No doubt.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    Coldred wrote:
    I assume you tilt it downwards for the washing of one's wang. I've never actually used one, although my gran has one for some weird reason.

    Edit: She doesn't wash her wang with it, btw.
    People use them to wash their wangs? Damn man you Europeans have some fucked up customs.

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  • GlaealGlaeal Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Coldred wrote:
    Irond Will wrote:
    Coldred wrote:
    Irond Will wrote:
    How are you supposed to get that bidet nozzle to spray onto the correct area? Fucker is angled down for godsakes.
    The nozzle on the end tilts.
    Why would you ever want to have it tilting down? Why not just have it facing up?

    And doesn't having to manualy tilt it up give rise to the possibility of getting someone else's asshole leavings on your hands?
    I assume you tilt it downwards for the washing of one's wang. I've never actually used one, although my gran has one for some weird reason.

    Edit: She doesn't wash her wang with it, btw.

    I thought the water on those things actually sprayed straight up like a fountain.
    All that time spent in Europe and I still don't know how a bidet works.

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  • ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    What the hell. Why is the UK Threat Level currently severe? I'm a bit scared now.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Irond Will wrote:
    Coldred wrote:
    I assume you tilt it downwards for the washing of one's wang. I've never actually used one, although my gran has one for some weird reason.

    Edit: She doesn't wash her wang with it, btw.
    People use them to wash their wangs? Damn man you Europeans have some fucked up customs.
    I agree -- washing wang is for the weak.

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  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    You all ignored me. My I sort of want her to be my girlfriend is coming to visit! This is awesome!

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Coldred wrote:
    What the hell. Why is the UK Threat Level currently severe? I'm a bit scared now.
    The Jack the Ripper dude running around killing girls like you?

    edit: typo, should have read "girls that like you"

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Coldred wrote:
    What the hell. Why is the UK Threat Level currently severe? I'm a bit scared now.

    Why? You guys have more CCTV monitors than anywhere else in the world. I'm sure Big Brother will keep you safe. If that doesn't cheer you up I can send you a link or two that might. :wink:

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  • ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Irond Will wrote:
    Coldred wrote:
    I assume you tilt it downwards for the washing of one's wang. I've never actually used one, although my gran has one for some weird reason.

    Edit: She doesn't wash her wang with it, btw.
    People use them to wash their wangs? Damn man you Europeans have some fucked up customs.
    It's a continental thing. They're an odd bunch.

    Edit: Cheers, thor.
    Edit2: And moniker.

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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Irond Will wrote:
    Coldred wrote:
    I assume you tilt it downwards for the washing of one's wang. I've never actually used one, although my gran has one for some weird reason.

    Edit: She doesn't wash her wang with it, btw.
    People use them to wash their wangs? Damn man you Europeans have some fucked up customs.
    Man, good hygiene with regards to one's genitalia is not a fucked up custom.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    VishNub wrote:
    You all ignored me. My I sort of want her to be my girlfriend is coming to visit! This is awesome!
    Good luck, VishNub. Don't be nervous I'm sure everything will work out perfect for you.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    VishNub wrote:
    You all ignored me. My I sort of want her to be my girlfriend is coming to visit! This is awesome!
    Sometimes I feel lonely, but then sometimes I realize my life is much better without any "sort of want her to be my girlfriend"s in my life.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    Irond Will wrote:
    Coldred wrote:
    I assume you tilt it downwards for the washing of one's wang. I've never actually used one, although my gran has one for some weird reason.

    Edit: She doesn't wash her wang with it, btw.
    People use them to wash their wangs? Damn man you Europeans have some fucked up customs.
    Man, good hygiene with regards to one's genitalia is not a fucked up custom.
    How many times per day does the wang need a good scrubbing anyhow? Is this part of that "Europeans don't shower" thing?

    edit: "If you chaps would excuse me for a bit, I really must go wash my wang. D'you know where I might find a bidet? Cracking!"

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  • ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Irond Will wrote:
    Irond Will wrote:
    Coldred wrote:
    I assume you tilt it downwards for the washing of one's wang. I've never actually used one, although my gran has one for some weird reason.

    Edit: She doesn't wash her wang with it, btw.
    People use them to wash their wangs? Damn man you Europeans have some fucked up customs.
    Man, good hygiene with regards to one's genitalia is not a fucked up custom.
    How many times per day does the wang need a good scrubbing anyhow? Is this part of that "Europeans don't shower" thing?
    Continental Europeans you mean. We British are a clean and well-spoken people.

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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Irond Will wrote:
    Irond Will wrote:
    Coldred wrote:
    I assume you tilt it downwards for the washing of one's wang. I've never actually used one, although my gran has one for some weird reason.

    Edit: She doesn't wash her wang with it, btw.
    People use them to wash their wangs? Damn man you Europeans have some fucked up customs.
    Man, good hygiene with regards to one's genitalia is not a fucked up custom.
    How many times per day does the wang need a good scrubbing anyhow? Is this part of that "Europeans don't shower" thing?
    You use it after relieving yourself.

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  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Irond Will wrote:
    Irond Will wrote:
    Coldred wrote:
    I assume you tilt it downwards for the washing of one's wang. I've never actually used one, although my gran has one for some weird reason.

    Edit: She doesn't wash her wang with it, btw.
    People use them to wash their wangs? Damn man you Europeans have some fucked up customs.
    Man, good hygiene with regards to one's genitalia is not a fucked up custom.
    How many times per day does the wang need a good scrubbing anyhow? Is this part of that "Europeans don't shower" thing?
    You use it after relieving yourself.
    PENIS HEALTH

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    Irond Will wrote:
    Irond Will wrote:
    Coldred wrote:
    I assume you tilt it downwards for the washing of one's wang. I've never actually used one, although my gran has one for some weird reason.

    Edit: She doesn't wash her wang with it, btw.
    People use them to wash their wangs? Damn man you Europeans have some fucked up customs.
    Man, good hygiene with regards to one's genitalia is not a fucked up custom.
    How many times per day does the wang need a good scrubbing anyhow? Is this part of that "Europeans don't shower" thing?
    You use it after relieving yourself.
    Do you guys not shake or tap when you're done?

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    ITT we learn scary things about other cultures

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  • ProtoProto Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Irond Will wrote:
    Irond Will wrote:
    Irond Will wrote:
    Coldred wrote:
    I assume you tilt it downwards for the washing of one's wang. I've never actually used one, although my gran has one for some weird reason.

    Edit: She doesn't wash her wang with it, btw.
    People use them to wash their wangs? Damn man you Europeans have some fucked up customs.
    Man, good hygiene with regards to one's genitalia is not a fucked up custom.
    How many times per day does the wang need a good scrubbing anyhow? Is this part of that "Europeans don't shower" thing?
    You use it after relieving yourself.
    Do you guys not shake or tap when you're done?

    o_O

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    took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Irond Will wrote:
    Irond Will wrote:
    Irond Will wrote:
    Coldred wrote:
    I assume you tilt it downwards for the washing of one's wang. I've never actually used one, although my gran has one for some weird reason.

    Edit: She doesn't wash her wang with it, btw.
    People use them to wash their wangs? Damn man you Europeans have some fucked up customs.
    Man, good hygiene with regards to one's genitalia is not a fucked up custom.
    How many times per day does the wang need a good scrubbing anyhow? Is this part of that "Europeans don't shower" thing?
    You use it after relieving yourself.
    Do you guys not shake or tap when you're done?
    You use it instead of or as well as toilet paper - bidet to wash, paper to dry. It's more hygienic. And I don't live in Europe, I just think it's a good idea.

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  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    You use it instead of or as well as toilet paper - bidet to wash, paper to dry. It's more hygienic. And I don't live in Europe, I just think it's a good idea.
    Let's talk practical terms here: how does this involve my donger?

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    You use it instead of or as well as toilet paper - bidet to wash, paper to dry. It's more hygienic. And I don't live in Europe, I just think it's a good idea.
    Don't get me wrong; I think a bidet is an awesome idea when it comes to the asshole. I'm just puzzled by the dong angle. I don't really pay a whole lot of attention to what other dudes are doing at the urinals, but I've never seen a roll of toilet paper hanging next to them, and haven't heard anyone bitching about their absence.

    Also, I got to try out a Japanese toilet a few months ago. It had a spray jet from an arm that extended under your rump and gave you a jet with warmed water and honestly rather suprising water pressure. It was really pretty awesome.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    Seriously these Achewood hoodies are styling.

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  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Seriously these Achewood hoodies are styling.
    Will you be modeling?

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    If Onstad had any sense! Ok, I'm sneaking out now.

    see you guys soon. hugs!

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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Irond Will wrote:
    You use it instead of or as well as toilet paper - bidet to wash, paper to dry. It's more hygienic. And I don't live in Europe, I just think it's a good idea.
    Don't get me wrong; I think a bidet is an awesome idea when it comes to the asshole. I'm just puzzled by the dong angle. I don't really pay a whole lot of attention to what other dudes are doing at the urinals, but I've never seen a roll of toilet paper hanging next to them, and haven't heard anyone bitching about their absence.
    If you're pissing through it, pays to wash, don't you think?

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    itt we say dongle a lot

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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Urine is sterile.

    You can drink it.

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