well, that's just what his mom told him at first
probably because even she realized how retarded it would sound if she told him her bf was going to give her millions of dollars in exchange for 20k
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well, that's just what his mom told him at first
probably because even she realized how retarded it would sound if she told him her bf was going to give her millions of dollars in exchange for 20k
No no, 20 thousand american, 3.4 million lira.
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He clearly wouldn't need the 20 thousand with all his jew money anyway.
Back to case, gumshoe!
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maybe she'll turn around and be like, 'JUST KIDDING, we actually won 200 million and I set up this elaborate scheme to teach you a lesson about getting your hopes up'
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edited March 2008
If this thread has taught me anything, it's that I need to learn spanish.
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So what exactly is the FBI supposed to do in this case? Confirm that your mom should never be allowed near a computer?
Well it could easily fall under wire fraud, depending on what was promised. The FBI deals with that all the time, mostly concerning scams of old people.
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First off, I agree with Munkus here, that made me laugh a bit too hard. A well-placed picture is worth a thousand laughs.
Also, as much as many people are saying how retarded your mom may be, I just want to say I'm sorry man, yeah she may have messed up big, but I hope that she is able to get things sorted out. That has got to be some hard shit to go through. You keep an eye on her, alright? Make sure she doesn't do something stupid in the wake of all this.
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edited March 2008
Wow Veretas, that is pretty bad.
People who are computer/intertron inept should not make important decisions.
They should ask people who fucking know.
You could have EASILY told her that was a bad fucking idea.
Or like when my dad told my mom "Don't be stupid, we don't need Antivirus software.
There are always 20-30 viruses running around in a computer, just like in a person.
It's usually not a problem."
Wow.
wow.
WOWWWWW.
tl;dr: sry veretas that sux onoz
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
edited March 2008
why the hell was your mother allowed to touch money
Just OUCH. That SUCKS dude. I really, really hope your future doesn't get fucked up by you mother. You might want to see if you can live with your Dad for awhile, since your mom doesn't work and apparently gave away all of her life savings to someone she's never met.
I hate to resuscitate this dying thread but I thought I would enlighten you all to what happened, at least at what I can piece together.
My parents are getting a divorce a bloo bloo bloo
Aside from this my mom decided it might be a good idea to try ONLINE DATING, which is like trying to forcibly wrap a wrinkly old withered vagina onto a perfectly nice penis, or something. She met this guy from Spain, I've heard his sultry Spaniard voice but his name is Taylor or Tristan or some shit. Well he and my mother always had little 'phone-dates' for a good 4-5 months.
Then he e-mailed her saying "Gimme $20,000 and I'll give you $3.2million." My mother, being the somewhat slow old lady that she is, happily agreed.
Now that last part is what she said to her friends, but I seriously think she is still lying and all that shit. And honestly I am pretty mad at her for doing all of this. $20,000 was all she had to her name by the way. She ain't a working girl.
I hate to resuscitate this dying thread but I thought I would enlighten you all to what happened, at least at what I can piece together.
My parents are getting a divorce a bloo bloo bloo
Aside from this my mom decided it might be a good idea to try ONLINE DATING, which is like trying to forcibly wrap a wrinkly old withered vagina onto a perfectly nice penis, or something. She met this guy from Spain, I've heard his sultry Spaniard voice but his name is Taylor or Tristan or some shit. Well he and my mother always had little 'phone-dates' for a good 4-5 months.
Then he e-mailed her saying "Gimme $20,000 and I'll give you $3.2million." My mother, being the somewhat slow old lady that she is, happily agreed.
Now that last part is what she said to her friends, but I seriously think she is still lying and all that shit. And honestly I am pretty mad at her for doing all of this. $20,000 was all she had to her name by the way. She ain't a working girl.
holy crap is your mom indigoapocalypse?
Oh my god this had me laughing for so long. Laughing at multiple people's pain is so much better than laughing at one person's pain.
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edited March 2008
Can someone link me to this indigoapocalypse thing or provide a summary?
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the brain cell lottery.
probably because even she realized how retarded it would sound if she told him her bf was going to give her millions of dollars in exchange for 20k
It constitutes in the sense that she didn't want to tell her son that she gave her savings to a spaniard
Damn spaniards.
No no, 20 thousand american, 3.4 million lira.
Veretas, is your dad spanish by any chance?
I mean, they have their quirks. But nothing bad.
He is a New York Jew
so no
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
He clearly wouldn't need the 20 thousand with all his jew money anyway.
Back to case, gumshoe!
They're putting it in a big filed labeled "women" under the subsection "computers."
I'm pretty sure she's lying about what she was scammed out of anyway.
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
"uh veretas we have to move for no reason whatsoever related to me giving away my life savings to an internet friend"
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
Well it could easily fall under wire fraud, depending on what was promised. The FBI deals with that all the time, mostly concerning scams of old people.
This is the best response to anything ever.
Also, as much as many people are saying how retarded your mom may be, I just want to say I'm sorry man, yeah she may have messed up big, but I hope that she is able to get things sorted out. That has got to be some hard shit to go through. You keep an eye on her, alright? Make sure she doesn't do something stupid in the wake of all this.
Good luck to you both
But on the other hand, I mean, wow.
People who are computer/intertron inept should not make important decisions.
They should ask people who fucking know.
You could have EASILY told her that was a bad fucking idea.
Or like when my dad told my mom "Don't be stupid, we don't need Antivirus software.
There are always 20-30 viruses running around in a computer, just like in a person.
It's usually not a problem."
Wow.
wow.
WOWWWWW.
tl;dr: sry veretas that sux onoz
this is clealry a spaniard realted problem
ASK A TECHNICIAN CERTIFIED IN SPANIARDS
can you help
ZAT VAS ME
Yes of course simply send me $20,000 dollars.
too soon?
Nevar.
Just OUCH. That SUCKS dude. I really, really hope your future doesn't get fucked up by you mother. You might want to see if you can live with your Dad for awhile, since your mom doesn't work and apparently gave away all of her life savings to someone she's never met.
This made me gag on my own breath.
Awesome Dru. Totally reversed all the sympathetic depression I was feeling for Veretas.
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holy crap is your mom indigoapocalypse?
Could have saved some money
Oh my god this had me laughing for so long. Laughing at multiple people's pain is so much better than laughing at one person's pain.
I do not wish to miss out on schadenfreude.