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Mysterious Baby Pictures (Update Page 8)

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  • Regicid3Regicid3 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    also regicide needs to be purged

    But I love you.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    So. I'm thinking it's pretty obvious that you are adopted Jordyn.

    Er. I think.

    This is pretty creepy.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    keith now you have to talk about my sexy walk

    hello you have pretty eyes and i have been wanting to say something to you for a while and
    SORRY I DON'T WANT ANY OF WHATEVER YOU'RE SELLING

    Poor deaf guy :(

    Poorochondriac on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    That is the best top of the page I've ever seen

    Have you seen page 9 of the Easter thread?

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    keith now you have to talk about my sexy walk

    hello you have pretty eyes and i have been wanting to say something to you for a while and
    SORRY I DON'T WANT ANY OF WHATEVER YOU'RE SELLING

    Poor deaf guy :(
    god damn you people

    World as Myth on
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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    trentsteel wrote: »
    So. I'm thinking it's pretty obvious that you are adopted Jordyn.

    Er. I think.

    This is pretty creepy.

    I don't like this explanation

    How about it's actually Jordyn from the future trying to warn her about cyborgs coming to kill her

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    yeah, I don't really need more people to collectively refer to as "my parents."

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    keith now you have to talk about my sexy walk

    hello you have pretty eyes and i have been wanting to say something to you for a while and
    SORRY I DON'T WANT ANY OF WHATEVER YOU'RE SELLING

    Poor deaf guy :(
    god damn you people

    Not our fault you're a terrible human being.

    Poorochondriac on
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    keith now you have to talk about my sexy walk

    hello you have pretty eyes and i have been wanting to say something to you for a while and
    SORRY I DON'T WANT ANY OF WHATEVER YOU'RE SELLING

    Poor deaf guy :(
    god damn you people

    Not our fault you're a terrible human being.

    deaf%20donald3.jpg

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    d'awww that's cute

    <3 on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I don't think he was deaf

    I think it was the fact that I had my iphone headphones on and he was too shy to tap me on the shoulder and so he decided to write it all down

    too bad for him I'm a horrible bitch no matter what

    World as Myth on
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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    WaM, why?

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I don't think he was deaf

    I think it was the fact that I had my iphone headphones on and he was too shy to tap me on the shoulder and so he decided to write it all down

    too bad for him I'm a horrible bitch no matter what

    Wait, is this a story? Did I miss a story?

    Tell me.

    <3 on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I don't think he was deaf

    I think it was the fact that I had my iphone headphones on and he was too shy to tap me on the shoulder and so he decided to write it all down

    too bad for him I'm a horrible bitch no matter what

    Wait, is this a story? Did I miss a story?

    Tell me.

    a man asked me out by writing a long, long text message on his sidekick and handing it to me to read, and I only read the first couple of lines ("I think you have really pretty eyes and I was wondering if" something like that) and I handed it back and said "sorry" because I got all flustered and thought it was weird

    then I posted it about it later and everyone told me that sidekicks are very popular with the deaf/mute community

    so I'm going to hell, basically

    World as Myth on
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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    well there goes my plan to ask out WaM

    Kusuguttai on
  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Ohh ... you have to compensate by rescuing a deaf boy from _____.

    Muse Among Men on
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I don't think he was deaf

    I think it was the fact that I had my iphone headphones on and he was too shy to tap me on the shoulder and so he decided to write it all down

    too bad for him I'm a horrible bitch no matter what

    But, as with most things in life, it's funnier if he's deaf.

    Poorochondriac on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I don't think he was deaf

    I think it was the fact that I had my iphone headphones on and he was too shy to tap me on the shoulder and so he decided to write it all down

    too bad for him I'm a horrible bitch no matter what

    But, as with most things in life, it's funnier if he's deaf.

    Greased up.

    Ruckus on
  • SonnySonny Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Ruckus wrote: »
    I don't think he was deaf

    I think it was the fact that I had my iphone headphones on and he was too shy to tap me on the shoulder and so he decided to write it all down

    too bad for him I'm a horrible bitch no matter what

    But, as with most things in life, it's funnier if he's deaf.

    Greased up.

    And a former lawyer.

    Sonny on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2008
    did he have a mod badge on?

    Rankenphile on
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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'm sorry WaM
    I wouldn't have posted that if I knew it really happened to you
    I'm sorry

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    cockblocs.jpg

    Faricazy on
  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    So whatever happened with sophia and what I'm sure were Jordyn's biological parents?

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    So whatever happened with sophia and what I'm sure were Jordyn's biological parents?

    It turns out Jordyn's real name is Dorothy Petrillo and she's actually Sicilian

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »

    Epilogue makes this picture extra appropriate for this thread.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    So whatever happened with sophia and what I'm sure were Jordyn's biological parents?

    I replied but she hasn't said anything back yet.

    Jordyn on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2008
    I am eating Boston Market's garlic mashed potatoes and I posit that they are the best mashed potatoes in the whole world

    Garlic Bread on
  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    cockblocs.jpg

    popcocks.jpg

    Framling on
    you're = you are
    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Framling wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    cockblocs.jpg

    popcocks.jpg

    o_Cok_Rock.jpg

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I don't even know what's going on here anymore.

    Framling on
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  • SonnySonny Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    ...Nobody ever does

    Sonny on
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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2008
    did he have a mod badge on?

    If so, he gave her a great opportunity to start sleeping around in the exclusive deaf mod community and she totally blew it.

    Larlar on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I asked my long lost sister what the names on the back of the picture were and she finally replied back.

    "Chuck and Peggy"

    Yeah, those are my parents.

    Currently, the out question to this "sophie" is if she has asked her parents where the hell they got this picture instead of asking me because I was a baby and was not keeping track of my photos at the time. I hope she replies with "my parents are dead" or something.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    ask you parents

    "know any black people?"

    Faricazy on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I asked my long lost sister what the names on the back of the picture were and she finally replied back.

    "Chuck and Peggy"

    Yeah, those are my parents.

    Currently, the out question to this "sophie" is if she has asked her parents where the hell they got this picture instead of asking me because I was a baby and was not keeping track of my photos at the time. I hope she replies with "my parents are dead" or something.

    Man, this whole thing is weird as fuck

    Maybe you were part of some kind of government experiment as a child

    Try to see if you have any superpowers

    Tossrock on
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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited March 2008
    is your brother fox mulder?

    Unknown User on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I asked my long lost sister what the names on the back of the picture were and she finally replied back.

    "Chuck and Peggy"

    Yeah, those are my parents.

    Currently, the out question to this "sophie" is if she has asked her parents where the hell they got this picture instead of asking me because I was a baby and was not keeping track of my photos at the time. I hope she replies with "my parents are dead" or something.

    Man, this whole thing is weird as fuck

    Maybe you were part of some kind of government experiment as a child

    Try to see if you have any superpowers

    jordyn's atom eve?

    Garlic Bread on
  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    i wish i had a long lost sister

    well knowing my father i probably do

    Mister Longbaugh on
  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    You should ask this Sophie if she is adopted.

    <3 on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I asked my long lost sister what the names on the back of the picture were and she finally replied back.

    "Chuck and Peggy"

    Yeah, those are my parents.

    Currently, the out question to this "sophie" is if she has asked her parents where the hell they got this picture instead of asking me because I was a baby and was not keeping track of my photos at the time. I hope she replies with "my parents are dead" or something.

    Man, this whole thing is weird as fuck

    Maybe you were part of some kind of government experiment as a child

    Try to see if you have any superpowers

    jordyn's atom eve?

    sorry, I'm not really into pokemon

    Tossrock on
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