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All Vaginas, All The Time! (Spring Break Thread)

CogliostroCogliostro Marginal OpinionsSpring, TXRegistered User regular
edited March 2008 in Social Entropy++
So tomorrow I get to do one of four clinical rotations in Labor and Delivery.

Basically I'm going to be spending all day with my hands in and around vaginas that are going to be spewing oddly colored fluids and babies.

The whole day.

So as I'm standing there all day catching flying womb boogers, I need some catchy things to yell at the mother. You know, things like "Oh my god... it looks like you're blowing a bubble." or shit like that.

Alternatively,

How are you spending your spring break? Going anywhere fun? Out of the country? On vacation? Or are you using this break as a way to catch up on school work?

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    SPRING BREAK!
    WOO!
    kitty_sanchez.jpg

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Spring break was last week.

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  • QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Sources say I enjoy vaginas.

    On an unrelated note, I get to spend some of Spring Break with Trill, which'll be awesome =3

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    spring break was 2 weeks ago

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    "I call dibs!"

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    i'm seeing nada surf and sea wolf

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    SPRING BREAK!
    WOO!
    kitty_sanchez.jpg

    Kusu, you are a naughty little monkey. Go to your room! :P

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I have been spending my entire spring break week working on homework :|

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  • theDangertheDanger Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Spring break was last week.

    you forgot to factor in daylight savings

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    So, Autumn is just walkin' along, minding his own business, lookin' at the trees and shit. Then he accidentally steps on Spring, who is passed out, drunk, on the fuckin' ground, right? And Spring just smears the shit out of Autumns boot, because Spring is slimy as shit.

    And Autumn is all like, "FUCKIN' SPRING. ALWAYS DRUNK AND SLIMY AS SHIT."

    So Autumn goes on his way. He was on his way to the store or some shit, to get some milk, you know?

    Then Winter spies him, and comes running up.

    And Autumn is just, "Oh it's that fuckhead Winter coming to jaw at me."

    And Winter just smiles and shouts, "HEY AUTUMN."

    "You don't have to fuckin' yell, Winter."

    "LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT SOME SPRING IN YOUR STEP, AUTUMN."

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I don't get spring break.

    I'm going to Asia at the end of the month, though.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    SPRING BREAK!
    WOO!
    kitty_sanchez.jpg

    Kusu, you are a naughty little monkey. Go to your room! :P

    say goodbye to these

    KittyWantsGOBbad.JPG

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    LADIES LIFTYA SHIRTS

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    mine is in april


    :(

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    mine is in april


    :(

    APRIL FUCK YEAH

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'm going on a cruise that leaves 4/20, so I'll spend my entire spring break with girls in bikinis and lots of weed.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    That sounds fucking terrible, Graves.

    Is your mom making you go or some shit?

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I worked 40 hours at a factory back home for spring break last week. ... ... awesome.

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  • Little JimLittle Jim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    So, Autumn is just walkin' along, minding his own business, lookin' at the trees and shit. Then he accidentally steps on Spring, who is passed out, drunk, on the fuckin' ground, right? And Spring just smears the shit out of Autumns boot, because Spring is slimy as shit.

    And Autumn is all like, "FUCKIN' SPRING. ALWAYS DRUNK AND SLIMY AS SHIT."

    So Autumn goes on his way. He was on his way to the store or some shit, to get some milk, you know?

    Then Winter spies him, and comes running up.

    And Autumn is just, "Oh it's that fuckhead Winter coming to jaw at me."

    And Winter just smiles and shouts, "HEY AUTUMN."

    "You don't have to fuckin' yell, Winter."

    "LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT SOME SPRING IN YOUR STEP, AUTUMN."

    please kill yourself

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    how many vaginas at a time

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    My Spring Break also marks the point where Opera rehearsals start in full force for me. We go from one meeting a week for this show to 5, killing every evening for me for the entire week.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Little Jim wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    So, Autumn is just walkin' along, minding his own business, lookin' at the trees and shit. Then he accidentally steps on Spring, who is passed out, drunk, on the fuckin' ground, right? And Spring just smears the shit out of Autumns boot, because Spring is slimy as shit.

    And Autumn is all like, "FUCKIN' SPRING. ALWAYS DRUNK AND SLIMY AS SHIT."

    So Autumn goes on his way. He was on his way to the store or some shit, to get some milk, you know?

    Then Winter spies him, and comes running up.

    And Autumn is just, "Oh it's that fuckhead Winter coming to jaw at me."

    And Winter just smiles and shouts, "HEY AUTUMN."

    "You don't have to fuckin' yell, Winter."

    "LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT SOME SPRING IN YOUR STEP, AUTUMN."

    please kill yourself

    you back the fuck off of chico

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    spring break is over you ass backwards hicks

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    spring break is next week

    i'm not really doing much

    working a little

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    spring break is over you ass backwards hicks

    wait dont you live in florida

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Excuse me I have to get back to rehab

    WOOO! SHE'S IN REHAB!!

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    wait cut
    there's a surfboard in the shot

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    seven.png

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  • MonoxideMonoxide Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    Spring Break was last week

    and I was in canada

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    You already have a hat

    Ubik on
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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    let's see some bananas and nuts!

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    spring break is over you ass backwards hicks

    wait dont you live in florida

    florida =/= south

    come on kusu you know this

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    He just wants to look at boys' Linuses

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    spring break is over you ass backwards hicks

    wait dont you live in florida

    florida =/= south

    come on kusu you know this

    no but it is the asshole of america

    the shit-smeared taint of our nation

    i would rather be skinned alive and eviscerated
    than ever go back to florida ever again

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    spring break is over you ass backwards hicks

    wait dont you live in florida

    florida =/= south

    come on kusu you know this

    no but it is the asshole of america

    the shit-smeared taint of our nation

    i would rather be skinned alive and eviscerated
    than ever go back to florida ever again

    kusu are you aware that Florida contains a lot of awesome theme parks

    fucking gators

    wetlands

    rocking beaches

    and is even shaped like a penis

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    i have been to florida
    it is so awful i cried for three days


    plus southern california has disneyland and universal studios

    islands of adventure is all you got

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    yeah but california

    is

    so

    yikes

    Fuck you

    1) Busch Gardens
    2) Epcot

    and OTHERS I assume

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    we have marine world and magic mountain and waterworld

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    shaped like a penis

    only reason i live here in the sunshine state, actually

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