So tomorrow I get to do one of four clinical rotations in Labor and Delivery.
Basically I'm going to be spending all day with my hands in and around vaginas that are going to be spewing oddly colored fluids and babies.
The whole day.
So as I'm standing there all day catching flying womb boogers, I need some catchy things to yell at the mother. You know, things like "Oh my god... it looks like you're blowing a bubble." or shit like that.
Alternatively,
How are you spending your spring break? Going anywhere fun? Out of the country? On vacation? Or are you using this break as a way to catch up on school work?
So, Autumn is just walkin' along, minding his own business, lookin' at the trees and shit. Then he accidentally steps on Spring, who is passed out, drunk, on the fuckin' ground, right? And Spring just smears the shit out of Autumns boot, because Spring is slimy as shit.
And Autumn is all like, "FUCKIN' SPRING. ALWAYS DRUNK AND SLIMY AS SHIT."
So Autumn goes on his way. He was on his way to the store or some shit, to get some milk, you know?
Then Winter spies him, and comes running up.
And Autumn is just, "Oh it's that fuckhead Winter coming to jaw at me."
And Winter just smiles and shouts, "HEY AUTUMN."
"You don't have to fuckin' yell, Winter."
"LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT SOME SPRING IN YOUR STEP, AUTUMN."
So, Autumn is just walkin' along, minding his own business, lookin' at the trees and shit. Then he accidentally steps on Spring, who is passed out, drunk, on the fuckin' ground, right? And Spring just smears the shit out of Autumns boot, because Spring is slimy as shit.
And Autumn is all like, "FUCKIN' SPRING. ALWAYS DRUNK AND SLIMY AS SHIT."
So Autumn goes on his way. He was on his way to the store or some shit, to get some milk, you know?
Then Winter spies him, and comes running up.
And Autumn is just, "Oh it's that fuckhead Winter coming to jaw at me."
And Winter just smiles and shouts, "HEY AUTUMN."
"You don't have to fuckin' yell, Winter."
"LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT SOME SPRING IN YOUR STEP, AUTUMN."
My Spring Break also marks the point where Opera rehearsals start in full force for me. We go from one meeting a week for this show to 5, killing every evening for me for the entire week.
So, Autumn is just walkin' along, minding his own business, lookin' at the trees and shit. Then he accidentally steps on Spring, who is passed out, drunk, on the fuckin' ground, right? And Spring just smears the shit out of Autumns boot, because Spring is slimy as shit.
And Autumn is all like, "FUCKIN' SPRING. ALWAYS DRUNK AND SLIMY AS SHIT."
So Autumn goes on his way. He was on his way to the store or some shit, to get some milk, you know?
Then Winter spies him, and comes running up.
And Autumn is just, "Oh it's that fuckhead Winter coming to jaw at me."
And Winter just smiles and shouts, "HEY AUTUMN."
"You don't have to fuckin' yell, Winter."
"LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT SOME SPRING IN YOUR STEP, AUTUMN."
please kill yourself
you back the fuck off of chico
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WOO!
On an unrelated note, I get to spend some of Spring Break with Trill, which'll be awesome =3
Kusu, you are a naughty little monkey. Go to your room! :P
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And Autumn is all like, "FUCKIN' SPRING. ALWAYS DRUNK AND SLIMY AS SHIT."
So Autumn goes on his way. He was on his way to the store or some shit, to get some milk, you know?
Then Winter spies him, and comes running up.
And Autumn is just, "Oh it's that fuckhead Winter coming to jaw at me."
And Winter just smiles and shouts, "HEY AUTUMN."
"You don't have to fuckin' yell, Winter."
"LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT SOME SPRING IN YOUR STEP, AUTUMN."
I'm going to Asia at the end of the month, though.
say goodbye to these
APRIL FUCK YEAH
Is your mom making you go or some shit?
please kill yourself
you back the fuck off of chico
i'm not really doing much
working a little
wait dont you live in florida
WOOO! SHE'S IN REHAB!!
there's a surfboard in the shot
and I was in canada
florida =/= south
come on kusu you know this
no but it is the asshole of america
the shit-smeared taint of our nation
i would rather be skinned alive and eviscerated
than ever go back to florida ever again
kusu are you aware that Florida contains a lot of awesome theme parks
fucking gators
wetlands
rocking beaches
and is even shaped like a penis
it is so awful i cried for three days
plus southern california has disneyland and universal studios
islands of adventure is all you got
is
so
yikes
Fuck you
1) Busch Gardens
2) Epcot
and OTHERS I assume
only reason i live here in the sunshine state, actually